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DaoistyfpBEy

DaoistyfpBEy

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2021-01-27 JoinedGlobal
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy7h
    Replied to TunnelTy

    Agh! You pun stooge. I love you😂😆😁

    "Yupanki, it is you!" Stanton looked at the people walking out from behind the tree and understood the situation. When his group was surrounded by assassins, he already guessed in his heart.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy7h
    Commented

    It wasn’t hard errand go eff yourself

    Because Alan's hard earn money was ripped off by the system, he had nightmares all night.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy7h
    Commented

    To be fair, they already pointed out. He wasn’t airheaded little man.

    Alan was puzzled. He couldn't figure out what was wrong with her. He even wondered if elven women would get their period every month. Sophia looked like those human females when they were on their period...
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    Inappropriate as in rude

    Alan secretly glanced at her flat chest and thought to himself, 'Hmmm, you're still young. It's normal that you haven't fully developed yet.' Then he quickly moved his eyes away.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    And this is the problem with Elvin women lying about their age😆

    Orina was somewhat indignant and puffed up her cheeks in anger. "I am already 200 years old. If I were a human, I would be around 20 years old."
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    The wonderful world of misunderstandings are some of the themes and plots to my favorite books so I don’t mind😁

    However, she thought to herself, 'What a good young man. The opportunity to make a fortune was right in front of him, yet he gave it up just like that. He even tried to comfort me. This child is too righteous. The elves will take good care of him in the future!'
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    Definitely magical; eating grapes and wine Grapes are not the same thing.

    "Gulp... I'll just eat one to try it. I have 60 of them anyway." Alan swallowed his saliva and comforted himself.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    Your already sleeping on elfin women you greedy swine 🤨

    Alan imagined the beautiful life of sleeping on gold coins in the future and laughed out loud.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    The taverns, his daughter that analogy is a bit of a stretch and sad if true

    No matter how simple his own tavern was, it was still the best. However, it would be even better if the system gave him a decoration booster. After all, which father doesn't want his daughter to look more beautiful.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    And the proof that you didn’t is?

    "Sigh, I almost lost my virginity..." Alan was still pretending to be a good boy with only pure thoughts. He laughed.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Replied to True_Sheol

    Unless he has the liver of a giant hamster

    Moreover, in his previous life, he could drink more than 1,000 glasses of alcohol and not get drunk. How could he get drunk from the two glasses of red wine last night? It was definitely because of the lack of oxygen!
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    What Master ?😓🤔

    Allen's punctual biological clock did not care if his master had been drinking or not. When it was time, it urged him to wake up.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    Everyone’s alcohol tolerance. Here is horse flop. Red wine has a medium proof alcohol content at best let alone real spirits.🙄

    In the end, Alan was also a little drunk...
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    Self claimed = another words delusional😉

    As a self-proclaimed Casanova, Alan could not help but feel a surge of emotions at this moment.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Replied to Exotic_bird

    Snobbish Wine companies put small amounts of gold and diamond in it. The jack up the price that’s the only reason.

    There was the mixed fragrance of flowers and fruits, the taste of ores, and the initial taste of oak was very prominent.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    Because not all women are interested in crude and rude dipsticks that have a phallus complex

    "Do all women nowadays have such bad taste? Why would they like such a delicate and weak young man?" He muttered in a low voice.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    When in doubt spout BS

    "My beautiful lady, you must know that my new wine can also improve one's appearance."
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy1d
    Commented

    So no real liquor spirits then I mean, I don’t consider myself a big drinker let alone and alcohol snob, but Lafite can range from wine snobbery high grade to a somewhat decent cooking wine

    Lafite wine.
    altalt
    Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
    Fantasy · 45 Degrees North-East
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy3d
    Commented

    At this point, we can drop all poetic pretenses. It’s not your heart that’s throbbing.😑🙄

    Li Qing suppressed the intense throbbing in his heart and nodded seriously.
    altalt
    The Happy Farmer Wanderer
    Urban · Eternal Forest
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  • DaoistyfpBEy
    DaoistyfpBEy3d
    Commented

    Unless they’re allergic two wasps, aren’t enough to kill anything human

    "You lie down and bear with it. These little things are small, but their venom isn't light at all. If not handled properly, it could be fatal," Li Qing said seriously, "I'll squeeze out the venom for you first, then apply some medicine."
    altalt
    The Happy Farmer Wanderer
    Urban · Eternal Forest
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