sagittaeri
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sagittaeri1yrCommentedLighting a candle for the Kai family 😏
Wen Qinxi didn't want Qie Xieling to take things too far so he strode over to his son to carry him out but before he could reach him, Madam Kai dropped a huge bomb stirring up a whole different issue. "Ha!... Funniest joke of the year. The slut is now playing house... what kind of scam are you pulling this time?"- sagittaeri1yrReplied to Sanoe
In this case it’s greed. He ate not one, not two, but THREE mouthfuls 😂😂😂
One can easily guess what happened next. Qie Ranzhe didn't immediately feel the heat on his tongue after eating two mouthfuls. At the third mouthful, all hell broke loose as he began to sweat profusely, his tongue on fire. - sagittaeri1yrCommented
Omg he strapped teddy bears around his son I just can’t 😂😂😂
"You said the F-word, I am going to tell," said Qie Xieling with a villainous smile on his face. The chief of security had a much bigger reaction when he saw the teddy bears strapped around Qie Xieling's chest. It turns out this was the bomb Su Xin was talking about. A bunch of fuckin bears. - sagittaeri1yrCommented
The dad’s pettiness is actually kinda adorable hahaha
Qie Ranzhe furrowed his brow unable to read in between the lines. Sensing his confusion, Feng Yu thought there was no better time to gloat so he said, "I blew it up..... how's that? You pissed yet?" Feng Yu patiently waited for the general to rage over his beloved SUV but the man didn't show any kind of reaction. Thinking that seeing his believing he displayed the incriminating evidence on the screen but he was disappointed. - sagittaeri1yrCommented
I mean, whatever you need to tell yourself to justify sleeping with him again, sure 😂
"Fuck!" he muttered before splashing his face with cold water to cool down his overheating brain. This stage could only be described as denial. Thinking he was being ridiculous, Qie Ranzhe decided to share a bed with Feng Zi once more and prove his point. - sagittaeri1yrCommented
“Infamous nudist” omg I can’t with this backstory 😂😂😂
"Are you a fuckin maiden? Take it off and change into this," said Qie Ranzhe tossing the clothes on the table nearby, "you can't keep wearing bloodstained clothes." Qie Ranzhe couldn't help but wonder when this infamous nudist suddenly became shy. Back in high school in the locker room, Feng Zi would prance around showcasing his birthday suit for everyone to see. Maybe he grew out of it or developed some self awareness. - sagittaeri2yrCommented
Setting up flags is this MC’s superpower I see 🤣🤣🤣
'Let's just hope Jinxing is not here. That would be difficult to explain.' - sagittaeri2yrCommented
Oh please. You’re just pretending not to know so you don’t have to give fan-service when it’s all over. 🤣🤣🤣
I never figured out why Uriel liked our story so much. - sagittaeri3yrCommentedCh 35 The Misadventure of Zhu'er and XiaoXiao! (2)
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Accuracy to constraints of reality is not important... accuracy to the original work is! 🤣🤣🤣
To think that they would judge us imitating the improbable timing as seen in the original as research.... How shocking. - sagittaeri3yrCommented
Boi do you own a mirror?
'Aiyo, no, no, no, of course not! How could a powerful man have a weird hobby like that?' Xiaojun denied. - sagittaeri3yrCommented
Umm you revealed that you’re gay, a fudanshi AND a secretly a cutie pie within 5 mins of meeting your current secretary, I think she has a right to worry about you! 🤣🤣🤣
"I know, I know," Xiaojun shrugged, "Don't worry, I'm not that careless." - sagittaeri3yrCommented
No trust me you saved the entire Zhao family line by sending her away 🤣🤣🤣
It wasn't only Madam Zhao's smile that froze even Wen Qinxi's smile stiffened as well. 'What the fuck is he doing?' thought Wen Qinxi wishing he could knock some sense into him. Madam Zhao hesitated but eventually took it back with a sullen look on her face. Only now did she regret sending her granddaughter away. If only she had known of this boy's status she would have let them bond a little more. - sagittaeri3yrCommented
Hahaha MC is right, they both need serious help!
'Bitch be crazy,' thought Wen Qinxi as he witnessed such a scene. It seemed both of them had serious mental issues that needed urgent psychotherapy. If this was the modern world he would have committed both of them into a psychiatric hospital. - sagittaeri3yrCommented
Lee Jienjie is both smart and kind—I hope she ends up in a relationship she deserves!
His answer didn't seem to put her mind at ease as she wanted to say something else but soon swallowed her words down realising she couldn't convince him. "Just be careful Jin-ge," she finally said choosing to protect him in secret. They exchanged a few thoughtful words before eventually parting ways. - sagittaeri3yrCommented
Poor girl, traumatised by the evil lady’s schemes.
"Yes, they do. I hope they spend the rest of their lives together and do the world a favour. They fuckin deserve each other," she replied cursing in an unladylike manner. Wen Qinxi was stunned by her unrestrained words but took it as Lee Jienjie being in shock. - sagittaeri3yrReplied to JustTakeMeHome
Ganbare! in Japanese Fighting! in Korean Do your best/good luck! in English
'Your character's special skill is only literature boss. You can try bombarding the bandit with some fuckin poetry and maybe he will be inspired enough to let you go. Jiayou boss, l believe in you!' said the system before disappearing once more. - sagittaeri3yrCommented
When it comes to being a brocon his instincts and priorities are top-notch. 🤣🤣🤣
His gut feeling told him that this woman was dangerous maybe even more dangerous than Qie Ranzhe but at least Qie Ranzhe was obsessed with his brother and wouldn't harm him. So he kept his distance watching her closely, even Lin Jingxie seemed to keep his distance from her hence he had nothing to worry about. But now she was seeking him out stimulating Lin Mingxu's vigilance. There was absolutely no way he was leaving them two alone together. - sagittaeri3yrCommented
She fired her family’s top-rated chef because she wasn’t able to seduce a man? Wow, talk about a spoiled brat.
She couldn't understand why her food wasn't good enough for Qie Ranzhe despite the fact that it was prepared by the finest chef bestowed upon her grandmother by the emperor himself. Zhao Huangzhi was piqued by this situation accusing the man of sabotaging her. In her moment of anger, she impulsively fired the chef resulting in her buttocks being spanked by the ruthless grandma Zhao. With a servant rubbing ointment on her sore butt, she couldn't help but wonder what was so special about Lin Jin's food that had Qie Ranzhe deeply attached. At that moment, she made a decision to approach Lin Jingxie and ask directly. She knew he wouldn't turn her away as he was the only one who supported her love pursuit for Qie Ranzhe. The next morning she found herself at the Lin Mansion bright and early just as the golden sun rose from the horizon looking to talk to Lin Jingxie. - sagittaeri3yrCommented
Ahem, MC, you kinda give yourself away when you spent 3 paragraphs describing how perfect he is 🤣🤣🤣
Qie Ranzhe didn't say anything, he tapped the keyboard with his long slender fingers before placing his hands in his pockets. Wen Qinxi sneered within as he looked down at his own stubby fingers thinking, 'Just fuckin awesome, Mr Perfect over here making me feel like crap. Do you even have a single flaw?'