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Niomi12hCommented"His name is Sir Wigglesbottom Fluffytail Octavius Benedict III, Crown Prince of the Emerald Kingdom, Duke of Carrot Island, General of the northern Armies, Lightning born, The Devil Slayer. Head of Chaldean department of Phantasmal Beasts. King of France, and King of Asgard.!" I declared for everyone to hear his majestic name.- Niomi12hCommented
I greet the king.
"Quick question though, since I'm a Magus, Am I allowed to use my familiar?" - Niomi12hCommented
sugar cube meet cinnaomonroll
"Oh, sorry." Jeanne sheepishly apologizes. - Niomi12hCommentedThe girl seemed to tilt her head back and forth like she was trying to remember something. "My brother said they were bad and hurt us so he took me away when I was younger. I talk to my Aunt every few months though! She sends me money sometimes."
- Niomi12hCommentedThe poor girl nearly fell out of the seat she was in until the Octopus started cackling madly, pulling down the long sleeve of his shirt to reveal that it was a 'fake' tentacle – rather one of the ingredients and not his actual body part.
- Niomi12hCommented"You're welcome!" Orihime waved back.
- Niomi1dCommented
Yuri supremacy
Shiro, Rin, and Sakura– none of them have a wish that requires the Grail. If I can convince them to make peace, we could even have the Servants around and enjoy ourselves like they did in "Today's menu for the Emiya family". I do not care much for the other Servants, but their interactions were entertaining, as long as that crazy, purpled-haired Witch stays away from Baeber, if she's even summoned in this War, that is. - Niomi1dCommentedBlowing at my nails, I say with a sagely expression. "So they all say… But nobody has gotten me yet."
- Niomi1dCommented
kuudere !
Spread the word! The cure to worldwide starvation is cringe, you heard it here first, folks! "Ah," Shiro(u) gasps, then looks at me seriously. "Leo, is that fine?" Unlike the anime would portray, she doesn't poke her fingers, and neither does she blush, instead the Harem Pro—the genderbent Harem Protagonist has this focused; concentrated and, if I were to be honest, constipated look on her face. - Niomi1dCommented
get Rule63'd.
My mind inevitably wanders to Gilgamesh then. 'Is he—' No, it can't be. - Niomi1dCommentedShirou looks at me with the same vacant expression that seems to be his default. Feeling a bit nervous, I let out a light chuckle. Time to gaslight. "Why, you told me! How else would I know?"
- Niomi1dCommented
green/brown noise...?
Typically, to fall asleep, I would turn to YouTube and play Green or Brown Noise. It helps silence my thoughts. However, since such a resource doesn't exist on this Earth yet—at least not in an easily accessible way, I must find my way into the REM state on my own, which is far more challenging than one might expect given the seemingly boundless energy within this body. - Niomi2dReplied to evillaughterIf there's one thing living in the Age of Information has taught me, it is that popularity can turn even a broke and homeless man into a millionaire entrepreneur extremely quickly. 'But what to sell…?'
- Niomi4dReplied to HuntsmanAfter I have been upgraded from 'acquaintance' to 'friend', I can start acting like an unhinged autistic child with a severe case of the infamous 8th grader syndrome, but until then, it is best I just act like a relatively normal and functional human being. "Rin Tohsaka," She takes my outstretched hand and shakes proudly. "Second Owner of Fuyuki, Heiress of House Tohsaka! Pleased to meet you. Since you're in my territory, if someone bullies you, just tell me, I'll handle it!"
- Niomi4dCommentedCh 4 C3: Rin Tohsaka
- Niomi4dCommented
at least he's aware he's a chuunibyou xD
After I have been upgraded from 'acquaintance' to 'friend', I can start acting like an unhinged autistic child with a severe case of the infamous 8th grader syndrome, but until then, it is best I just act like a relatively normal and functional human being. "Rin Tohsaka," She takes my outstretched hand and shakes proudly. "Second Owner of Fuyuki, Heiress of House Tohsaka! Pleased to meet you. Since you're in my territory, if someone bullies you, just tell me, I'll handle it!" - Niomi8dCommented"Pardon?" I then took in the surroundings a tad more and noticed something very much out of place. "Why is there a giant….organic TV taking up half of your living room." I pointed at the strange monstrosity of a TV