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zenzaburo3yrCommentedLittle sugary chunni girl
Yet, she'd already moved on from that. "Aha! I knew it! I saw through your lie! I read your expression! That's how you do it! That's the power of deduction!"- zenzaburo3yrCommented
Its my deduction that she will continue doing that wIth his sheng long in her mouth!
For the inflight movie, they showed Crazy Rich Asians, but you instead opted to play digital checkers with an elderly gentleman across the aisle from you! Yet the depressing aura surrounding you indicates you wished you watched the movie! Because you lost! And that loss haunts you! To! This! Day!" - zenzaburo3yrCommented
Samsara my man, you know the travel hacks.
"From the hitch in your neck, I can see that you flew coach! They served fish and beef, but you asked for the kosher meal because you heard it was of better quality. Though you immediately regretted it, because it was only bread rolls! - zenzaburo3yrReplied to Just_A_Normal_Weeb
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
Like most other things, faceslaps came better in pairs... - zenzaburo3yrCommentedBen's "thankfulness" only burned her insides!
- zenzaburo3yrCommentedLaura was sitting in her black office chair, tapping her nails on her desk, something she only did when stressed...
- zenzaburo3yrReplied to KingofEveryoneOwen released a helpless chuckle and rubbed the back of his short curly red hair. He was now just another overweight middle-aged office worker. "It's the same old story…wife got in the way…"
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You will. The war... it changes people.
'There's no chance I'll be moon landing on a public toilet with these beloved buttcheeks…' - zenzaburo3yrCommented
Its time to c*ckpunch!
At one point, a guy even showed up with a pie from Domino's, making Ben narrow his eyes. 'So it was them…' - zenzaburo3yrCommented
quick, to the c*ckpuncher!
That was a C*ckaconda! - zenzaburo3yrCommentedThat's when Ben popped up on all fours, towering over the man. 'Fooled you…'
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Gents, she wants it for witchcraft!
To his surprise, Katie grabbed it from his hands, smiling in satisfaction… - zenzaburo3yrCommentedCh 1 Seduce or die
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Ejac and evac
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: D*ck It and Kick It(uncommon) - Dump a woman after sleeping with her] - zenzaburo3yrCommentedThat was the last condom in the coffin...
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Bendigo++
It was a drawing of some kind of muscular veiny monster with a menacing grin, a chimera that possessed the torso of a man and the head of a penis… - zenzaburo3yrCommented
😂
Ben hadn't forgotten about Penelope, who was now underneath him, and a few seconds ago, almost became a necrophiliac… - zenzaburo3yrCommented[Congratulations! You've completed the Novice Welcome Challenge: Seduce a woman within one month or die]
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😂
So you will raise...and guide it~" - zenzaburo3yrCommentedCh 95 Slaphappy (R-18)