Monsieur_Hypocrite
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I'm not a hypocrite, I'm ambivalent.
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Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrReplied to AertheronCh 1 Alaric Arstan- Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
Harem route?! Harem route?!
His hands were resting on two soft mounds that were heaving up and down. - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
Lawful evil....
Winning the odyssey in such a spectacular fashion had put him in a really good mood. He still remembered all the hate he had felt for the hero when the man had subjected him to so much pain, so it had been extremely satisfying to see him being thrashed and killed by the same people he had sought to murder. The cherry on top of the cake had been the two women he had ordered to be released using a guard he had managed to buy back to his side. He had bristled with rage when he found out about what he had done to them, and even though he had recalled that they wouldn't remember anything, it was something that hadn't felt right to him, at all. - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommentedCh 14 The Second Odyssey(End)
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REVERSED UNO CARD!
'He wants to turn the people on me!' - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
It takes courage to back down from a fight!
'Well, then, only one thing to do…RUN!' - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
......seriously dude!
'There's no difference between them and what's on the Internet. It's not like I could go into a room with them if I wanted… wait, no! Don't think of that! There is no difference, there is no difference, there is no difference… Oh, yeah! I should keep thinking of all those that got viral for dying in bed!' - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
LOLI ALLERT!!
In front of his eyes, the image of a little girl skipping around a park took center stage. She was wearing a yellow frock with a matching yellow hat, and her freckled face was overflowing with joy while she kept shouting to Al to catch her. - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
Same here.... Never, ever look at your parents bedroom, especially when you start hearing weird noises....
Al had frozen, completely, and if the others could see his face, they would have marveled about how it went as red as a tomato. At the same time, his eyes popped, and his lips flapped against each other noiselessly. It was almost as if half of him wanted to keep looking while the other half was disgusted and wanted to turn away, and this fight between the two left him unmoving. - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
All is fair in war, and it's not that bad having unlimited wine for a month!
'Cheating. THIS IS CHEATING!' - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
POWER MOVE!!
He didn't seem surprised that so many people were meeting secretively. He raised his hand and staggered as if drunk, and with a hiccup, he shouted, "Everyone! The mayor's made an announcement! For a month, all wine will be free! And hear this…all the whorehouses won't be charging a penny, either! HAHA! We gotta get going before all the stores go empty! Come on!" - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
Ok...................
Handing over the kid to a woman who said she would bandage his head, he forcefully brought down his hand on a wooden table nearby. The sound made almost everyone turn towards him, and as soon as he ensured that he had all of their attention, he roared, "Damn that Mayor and his cronies! They're cruel bastards. All of them! This cute, innocent kid was just minding his own business…but one of them made a bet with his colleague that he would be able to hit him with a rock! When the kid collapsed, they laughed and went their way! Such evilness has to be eradicated!" - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
Totally not gay, bro.
'Is that supposed to be attractive? To me, he looks like a horse flicking its mane…' - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrReplied to haakumanCh 7 The Second Odyssey(1)
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So they can carry items from the other world? I think most people can abuse this mechanic. And actually gain leverage...
With a sigh, Al closed the scroll and fumbled in his other pocket. Taking out the cell phone he found there, he called a number and said, "Nurse Joanna! It's Al. Yes, it's a long odyssey… 30 days. Please take good care of her." - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
Gotta say I love this type of villains, they're more human than others.
'Buck up! You're 18! You're a goddamned adult! And a villain, to boot! Stuff like this shouldn't faze you!' - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
The puppy is a trap! I'm sure of it!
'It looks… just like me, when I had no one to rely on. And just like I was, it is the target of schemes that it cannot understand… how can I ignore it, like all those people who ignored me? No. No matter what he's planning, I'm sure that I can overcome it.' - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
A familiar!!!
'An eagle, 6-feet tall? What the fuck?' - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
DON'T BE FOOLED BY SUCH A CUTE BRIBERY! Why must it be a puppy!?
Yet… all of these images floated away when the dagger transformed back into the puppy. Cocking its head adorably, it looked at his hand with curiosity, and as he reached closer and closer with his heart beating faster and faster in his chest… it reached forward and licked him. - Monsieur_Hypocrite3yrCommented
Ok, what?!
Suddenly, it seemed to fold in on itself, and a moment later…it transformed into a pitch black dagger with a handle made of fur.