Apostle_of_Noice
Just a recently enlightened Apostle. As the Apostle of Noice it is my job to view and indulge in any and all noiceties. As a follower of the faith, I would never shame nor judge.
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Apostle_of_Noice4hReplied to PlagiarismNeed a bo'oh'waher for that?
Brighter Colors- Apostle_of_Noice7hCommentedCh 115 Update: From Corn鈥檚 friend.
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Yes because taking a giant canon shot to the face wasn't enough punishment, lets beat him up some more shall we 馃お
"Don't you dare scare me like that again!" Cana yelled furiously, her fists pounding my chest as tears streamed down her face. "Do you hear me? Don't you ever do that to me again!" - Apostle_of_Noice13hCommented
That's why you should always make windows restore points every now an then.
Having problems with my PC it's not letting me access my files for unknown reasons. So, I will post the other chapter later today, or Saturday the day I normally don't post. - Apostle_of_Noice14hCommented
This chapter was truly inspiring 馃ぇ
Same deal this week. Stones = Author bullied into writing more in order to post more chapters. - Apostle_of_Noice14hReplied to Moltenblackbird
Sometimes my imagination so good, I'll be recalling a scene from a movie... And then I'll realize that it wasn't a movie, but a book 馃ぃ
"In fact, I even made Cana agree to make her wardrobe more conservative," I replied, feeling rather proud of that. "In her own words, no more short skirts, low-cut tops, cleavages and such." - Apostle_of_Noice14hReplied to Rigchel
Get a pair of construction workers on standby...!Alas...Then bolson will never leave your lawn.
I had to admit, I was honestly surprised it was in... one piece, considering Gildarts apparently had a key, which reminds me, I need to change the locks... ahh, who am I kidding, like he uses the door, ha! - Apostle_of_Noice14hCommented
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Also just one chapter today because I'm preparing for next week. Seeing y'all exceeded my expectations I need time to write and increase them chapters for next week. And it's all your fault sexy bastards. - Apostle_of_Noice15hReplied to CORNBRINGER
Was boutta say lol. Second person is like dnd exclusive 馃ぃ
[Second Person POV.] - Apostle_of_Noice15hCommented
bro be bouncing like the hulk
My muscles and energy coiled like a spring, and with a single, decisive step, I leaped into the air, the desert blurring around me as I was thrust into a dimension of distorted space and time, the wind rushing past me, a violent symphony in my ears, as I cut through the air. - Apostle_of_Noice15hCommented
When mc does it he's cool, when I do it I'm old. Life is so unfair smh 馃槶馃槶馃槶
With a contented sigh, I pushed myself up, my body protesting slightly at the abrupt movement. "Well, time to go home." I felt the familiar crunch in my neck as I tilted my head from side to side, a series of pops echoing in the stillness.聽 - Apostle_of_Noice16hReplied to Milk_HunterThat barely qualifies as helping.
- Apostle_of_Noice16hReplied to Annihilation951
On the contrary my dear Emma Watson, it looks hot 馃敟
I guess all that time carrying Cana around left some muscle memory behind. - Apostle_of_Noice16hCommented
I wish my boots could whisper... I'll never be as good as dear Adam smh 馃ぇ馃様馃ゲ
My boots whispered against the damp undergrowth as I trudged forward, my heart pounding in time with the quiet symphony of the night. - Apostle_of_Noice17hCommented
You can set regular coffee pots on a timer to automatically make a pot in the morning ..................................................................................................It's not even a fancy thing either, even cheap pots do it lol.
The familiar aroma of freshly brewed coffee filled the air as I stepped into the kitchen, pouring myself a cup to start the day. Gotta love magic coffee makers, they do ninety percent of the job themselves. - Apostle_of_Noice17hCommented
You may have outsmarted my outsmarting, but
"Well, my revenge on your revenge on my revenge on your revenge, will be thrice as big!" Gildarts shot back, slamming his fist on the bar, breaking the poor thing in two. - Apostle_of_Noice17hReplied to Jjhunter
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Warrod nodded, his smile widening. "Of course. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pee, so feel free to leave whenever you feel like it." - Apostle_of_Noice17hCommented
Wait till Apple reveals their m.90 chips, it's finna crush x776 in power efficiency 馃槑
[December. Year x776.] - Apostle_of_Noice1dCommented
bruh fr that's way too earlier smh
"Edward, I wonder what's so important that you had to call me before 9am." Though the words sounded polite, Edward Buckman could hear the unveiled sarcasm and mockery that was laced in every punctuated word. - Apostle_of_Noice1dReplied to THICCNESSMATERS
time to go rewatch Lucifer lol
I stopped for a moment before continuing with the same pace and answered, "Yes. And if you really want to know, I know the measurements of every single member of the Avengers."聽
