reaper_of_lewdsect
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reaper_of_lewdsect3dReplied to Primordial_Two"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -cave Johnson-
With this, the auto turret could detect and shoot what it perceived as a 'target' with exceptional accuracy, not deadly as it didn't know what vital area to aim at but put enough bullets and anything is going to die, if it doesn't work then that means there weren't enough bullets. Simple as that.- reaper_of_lewdsect9dReplied to Starry_Sky_0213
lol i never played dark souls but I've seen game play of it and it makes shudder just thinking about being irl
As far as boss fights go, I could only thank God Bioware didn't outsource their big ticket battles to FromSoftware. A slow moving enemy with only two straight forward attacks wasn't going to stop someone who played through the janky glory of Dark Souls 2. I didn't even want to contemplate fighting a thresher maw made by FromSoftware. Or Capcom come to think of it. - reaper_of_lewdsect11dReplied to I_Am_Death
lol
"My name is Alfred Pennyworth, and I work for Batman. You're safe here, so allow me to help you back into bed." - reaper_of_lewdsect16dReplied to
lol nice
With this, the auto turret could detect and shoot what it perceived as a 'target' with exceptional accuracy, not deadly as it didn't know what vital area to aim at but put enough bullets and anything is going to die, if it doesn't work then that means there weren't enough bullets. Simple as that. - reaper_of_lewdsect17dReplied to Primordial_Two
love this quote from cave Johnson lol
With this, the auto turret could detect and shoot what it perceived as a 'target' with exceptional accuracy, not deadly as it didn't know what vital area to aim at but put enough bullets and anything is going to die, if it doesn't work then that means there weren't enough bullets. Simple as that. - reaper_of_lewdsect22dReplied to CarlosDr3vna
I'll pay you back when i get a job
Sam couldn't hear these buzzing voices anymore. He knew he was a step too late compared to his preparation; Angel's was evidently more thorough. - reaper_of_lewdsect22dReplied to
yo bud it's me fluffy can you cash app me 20 i need gas for the week to find a new job
Sam couldn't hear these buzzing voices anymore. He knew he was a step too late compared to his preparation; Angel's was evidently more thorough. - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthReplied to reaper_of_lewdsect
perfect screenshot lol
And I couldn't help but burst out laughing at how ridiculous the situation was. - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthReplied to Arcana_Walpurgist"Am I the Bell Cranel of the MILFs?" I thought to myself, laughing about it, but I soon had my thoughts interrupted by a new voice.
- reaper_of_lewdsect1mthReplied to Loaded_Demigod29
thanks
[Survival Protocol Activated. Unique Skill: Farseer sacrificed] - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthReplied to Loaded_Demigod29
I'm sorry please explain this in dumber terms for me please the words make sense but the order they were put in sound like gibberish to me kindly the reaper of the lewd
[Survival Protocol Activated. Unique Skill: Farseer sacrificed] - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthReplied to Idk_who_I_am
lol
There were only a few days until Raven's 18th birthday. Trigon was going to see if he couldn't soften his daughter up before the events of that day went into motion. Yes, nothing could go wrong with two of his plans combined. It was perfect! After all, Trigon was nothing if not an optimist in the most twisted sense of the word… - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthCommented
oh hay author i have a interesting idea for a fan fic not sure if you would like it but endeavor from MHA in avatar last air bender he would work wonders in the fire Nation or you could have shoto his son as dual bender
To unwind a bit, I'll start writing another MHA fanfiction. (If you're interested, those ideas are in the comments.) - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthReplied to Ferasight
lol by the end of wish of the dragon he has way to many women and I mean that literally lol
(Headen is old and well aware of what a chaotic entity look like though Sig is not a chaotic entity his soul is bound to the Necronomicon and is unaware of his other 2 wishes Unrestrained mind and infinity as such Headen was already on alert with Sig why because a chaos aura can not be completely hidden no matter how you try once something is tainted by the MC it will lose all relative to normal. And likely go insane exception being his women yes women he has multiple even if he doesn't want to he will sadly make a girl fall for him why because sometimes I manipulate characters personality to go with my PLot it's fanfic no it's not gonna be some bullshit 100 plus women fuck that too many to count and way too many names I do not have but it gonna be subtler though Endorsi might be an exception as she was already in love with bam by like comic chapter 150 was it I don't remember rereading it now.) - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthCommented
I feel like this is a jab at wish of the dragon lol
(Headen is old and well aware of what a chaotic entity look like though Sig is not a chaotic entity his soul is bound to the Necronomicon and is unaware of his other 2 wishes Unrestrained mind and infinity as such Headen was already on alert with Sig why because a chaos aura can not be completely hidden no matter how you try once something is tainted by the MC it will lose all relative to normal. And likely go insane exception being his women yes women he has multiple even if he doesn't want to he will sadly make a girl fall for him why because sometimes I manipulate characters personality to go with my PLot it's fanfic no it's not gonna be some bullshit 100 plus women fuck that too many to count and way too many names I do not have but it gonna be subtler though Endorsi might be an exception as she was already in love with bam by like comic chapter 150 was it I don't remember rereading it now.) - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthReplied to atamix
lol
Sig: ๔คคɭ к๏ гยՇђ Շђץ รคђש๏Շภย (return in rage thy faithless). - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthCommented
the unknown is the painter lol
What do you think about the unknown POV? - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthCommented
hallelujah great balls of fire
Chapter X: Great Balls of Fire - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthReplied to SirGingy
lol and here I'm just saying that since he posted this as a comment his username doesn't need to be changed now if he posted this in the review section then he would need to lol
"The Gamer? I can't say I've played many games before." - reaper_of_lewdsect1mthReplied to ZonicZ
nah a nova car lol
"Apologies, Master Kael, it is delayed because the Duke rejected my opinion on giving you a supercar," Robert said.