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  • uflesh940
    uflesh94016d
    Replied to Bootlicker69

    Face slapping is the cheapest kind of conflict, and adding it here would, if anything, decrease the quality of the novel.

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    Dad, Please Try a Little Harder
    Magical Realism · Dr. Silver
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh94016d
    Commented

    "memory" is what he calls his system

    Duke glanced and his memory provided the answer.
    altalt
    Studying Science in the Alternate World
    Fantasy · Bai Yuhan
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh94016d
    Replied to Bootlicker69

    Sorry, you wanted MORE face slapping?

    altalt
    Dad, Please Try a Little Harder
    Magical Realism · Dr. Silver
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Posted

    Okay, this seemed bad at first, but it's actually... decent? Truly an occasion of great rarity, but even Webnovel does a decent trial read from time to time.

    altalt
    Apocalypse: Infinite Evolution Starts from Attribute Allocation
    Eastern Fantasy · Little Piggy
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Replied to Kurten_Vince

    I would prefer that, tbh. No other countries means no nationalism, lol

    "The strongest person in Huaxia, and also the strongest person in humanity, Yao."
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    Apocalypse: Infinite Evolution Starts from Attribute Allocation
    Eastern Fantasy · Little Piggy
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Commented

    WN protagonists: Kill her family

    For another example, if one found out that one's wife was cheating, what would one do? Would one forgive or divorce her?
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    Apocalypse: Infinite Evolution Starts from Attribute Allocation
    Eastern Fantasy · Little Piggy
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Commented

    WN authors trying not to write about a reincarnated, reborn, or time traveling MC (impossible)

    'Am I reborn? I returned from 2027 to five years ago.'
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    Apocalyptic Reincarnation: Start with a 30-million Bonus
    Sci-fi · Six Leeks
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Posted

    I can't believe this **** was actually chosen for trial reads.

    altalt
    Worldwide Auto Transformation: Invincibility Starts With Ultimate Enhancement
    Video Games · I'm Feifei
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Posted

    Another "money-generating" system - the least interesting kind of system, though some might consider a sign-in system to be even less interesting. ...

    altalt
    As a Magnate, I Started Checking in at a Convenience Store
    Magical Realism · I Want Mangoes, Not Mangoes
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Posted

    Why do we care? It's an online game. Are we supposed enjoy reading how the MC gathers a harem in a dating sim? Makes money in a clicker game? Beats opponents in a fighting game? If I wanted to experience that kind of escapism, I would just skip the middle man and play those video games myself. It mystifies me that anyone reads these novels.

    altalt
    Rakish Knight in the Online Game
    Video Games · Cold Stone
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Posted

    Very disappointing.

    altalt
    Returning from the Low-Magic World, I Created My Own Artificial Intelligence
    Sci-fi · Wu Jiechao
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Replied to GrandVoid

    It happens occasionally lol

    altalt
    Eternal Life Begins with Bug-Refining
    Eastern Fantasy · A Cute Blacksmith
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Posted

    Found the good trial read :)

    altalt
    Eternal Life Begins with Bug-Refining
    Eastern Fantasy · A Cute Blacksmith
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Posted

    Seems like another copy-pasted SA fanfiction. Not sure why they keep putting these in the trial reads.

    altalt
    You Were Supposed to be a Conscript, not the King of Special Operations
    Magical Realism · Little Swallow Grass
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Replied to Heavens_Ending

    The KGB was the USSR's secret police organization. The novel is referencing an old joke involving them: The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

    "The next day, the Secret Intelligence Bureau sent over a bear. The bear was beaten black and blue. It lay on the ground and shouted, 'I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! I'm really a rabbit!'"
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    Era of Secret Spells
    Video Games · North
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Posted

    Imagine reading a novel titled "Instant Death [DxD]", and the main character decides in the first chapter to not use his titular ability. Also, the spelling/grammar is bad and the MC is dumb.

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    Instant Death [DxD]
    Anime & Comics · Asthoglho
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Commented

    Bro eating a wet egg for the first time in his life

    Its monday and 6 in the morning, meaning that its school time. Now that Xander gained his confidence back, he started to cook again but this time everything was so easy that it looked like he has decades of experience in cooking. After a few minutes the food is finish and he was baffled by how delicious the egg looked, it was even shining, something you can only see in anime. And most importantly, the rice was perfectly cooked! it was not like yesterday where instead of rice he made a porridge.
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    Instant Death [DxD]
    Anime & Comics · Asthoglho
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Replied to Rimurum

    I understand cooking, but why raise poison resistance? Dude actually needs supernatural help with his cooking, and it's not like he's likely to get poisoned. Maybe if he plans on eating more of his own cooking?

    "...I really got Poison Resistance from eating that? Is it really that bad?" Xander can only stare at his skill with a weird face. Xander started thinking whether to raise his Poison Resistance since Points are rather important. That didn't last long and he raised his two skills to level 5.
    altalt
    Instant Death [DxD]
    Anime & Comics · Asthoglho
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9401mth
    Commented

    POV: You're reading a story titled "Instant Death [DxD]"

    Xander was dumbfounded by what his drunk self chose. "I didn't really think about this, shit, what am I now? Satou's Menu made him a Singularity Existence while Yogiri true form is Omnipresent. I guess I'll just use Yogiri as my base, and I'll probably seal my Instant Death ability since it would be overkill using that ability here." Xander was happy because the ability he gained were quite overpowered.
    altalt
    Instant Death [DxD]
    Anime & Comics · Asthoglho
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  • uflesh940
    uflesh9402mth
    Commented

    Ah, KGB jokes.

    "The next day, the Secret Intelligence Bureau sent over a bear. The bear was beaten black and blue. It lay on the ground and shouted, 'I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! I'm really a rabbit!'"
    altalt
    Era of Secret Spells
    Video Games · North
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