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Neil_H

Neil_H

Lv10

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2019-11-12 JoinedAntarctica
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H11d
    Replied to Katryne_Seguin

    lol

    Ch 10 Brutal Punishment.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H3mth
    Replied to Velv

    Oh, there's more to this than meets the eye too. ;)

    "I'm very hard to kill," said Dreth. "Now then, I believe I owe you a guess." He pointed his sword at the dragon. The blade seemed to steam with black mist. "Care to give us a clue?"
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    Neil_H4mth
    Replied to Velv

    It remains unsolved to this day.

    He roared and raised his mace, but the creature stepped inside his swing and brought a bony knee up between his legs, crushing the genitals with a powerful blow. Agony lanced through the Orc, and he screamed as blood dripped down his thigh.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H5mth
    Replied to Lyla_Blanton

    There's a long road ahead...

    Shocked I'm not all goody goody? Like I give a fuck.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H5mth
    Replied to Lyla_Blanton

    TB fair, the balls were cut off before. And our hero didn't really care that much to begin with! 😉

    Beauty sleep is important, even for displaced dictators in kidnapped bodies, after all.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H7mth
    Replied to Cecil_2005

    Tis a valuable unlife lesson.

    It was his own fault, he admitted to himself. He'd made his own tomb, now he had to lie in it. When the mysterious wizard had offered a naïve young adventurer immortality, in return for acting as a guard for a while, he should really have read the small print for the definition of 'a while'.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to Microraptor

    No one has lasted long enough to give an accurate measurement. 😵

    "Perhaps a big one then?" A shadow detached itself from the cavern wall and advanced to reveal the largest, meanest looking troll Crug had ever seen.
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    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to Microraptor

    He didn't bring that many! 😉

    "Look, of course it's a trap. The whole place is one giant trap." Redthorne rubbed at his forehead in annoyance. "I admit I made a mistake hiring that worthless thief, or I should have at least hired two. Still, he's gone now, and I say we push ahead with our mission. Unless you are going to renege on your agreements?" The mage raised his staff in a threatening gesture.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to kharroubi03

    Yep. They're not known for over-thinking things haha

    Ch 3 Part 2 - Spiders!
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to HiHello_

    😂

    "AAAaaaaaargggggmmmmmfffff!" Littlehorn gagged as his insides were brutally thrust upwards, forcing themselves up his throat, distending it obscenely, and vomiting them out of his mouth in a mash of tissue and blood.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to SahmtingWong

    😂

    Greg died.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to Daoist_Muggle0

    🙂 Thank you. Glad you enjoyed.

    Ch 48 And...
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to Auriellane

    😄

    Ch 28 Room Mates Pt.II
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to raidenwins1

    Black Hawk Down movie.

    "Black Orc down! Black Orc down!" shouted Percy, doing a little jig and waving his arms about.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to Path_Finder_1107

    🤭

    The young zombie looked at the key and then at the chest. They seemed like they could match. Pushing his arm on more firmly, he tiptoed forward. The snoring rose to a crescendo, and the monster snorted, rolling to the side, facing the undead. Sprat stood still, not breathing, though this was normal for him.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to cng_vampire

    Glad you enjoyed. The rest of it can be found on my website, or on Amazon.

    Ch 41 Not the End...
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to cng_vampire

    Indeed, but Zilver only caused severe injury here. I should change that sentence.

    I was beginning to get used to waking up after being abused and killed. Even so, I was more than happy to find myself, once again, in Echo's bed when I did.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to cng_vampire

    Thank you! Taking things seriously has never been my strong suite, and it slips through in my writings haha.

    Ch 2 Waking up is hard to do.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to Ralczr_9724

    Thank you. And it gets more twisted later on! Ohyesitdoes.

    Ch 48 Matriarch.
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  • Neil_H
    Neil_H1yr
    Replied to Ralczr_9724

    Highly unlikely I would say. 🤭

    Ch 9 Karma's a Bitch.
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