ShadyGlasses
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ShadyGlasses2dCommented"For the first time"
"So fast~…" Harley sniffled just as dramatically. "It seems like just yesterday that he was trying to hamstring me and cut my Achilles' tendon for the first time~! I-I'm just so proud~!"- ShadyGlasses2dCommented
had a feeling it would be cultivator related when I heard "peach". guess the Kent's get to have a taste of Immortality
As usual, I couldn't resist aiming to impress and blow socks off. The ingredients I used for the cobbler were anything but mundane. But surprisingly enough, they were all from a single lifetime of my many travels. A life of Qi and Cultivation, of young masters and jade beauties. A life where one could go from rank 8 ping pong to rank 2 ching chong, still 100 ranks Heavenly Golden Dragon God Emperor Star Ancestor… - ShadyGlasses3dReplied to kokishorttail
fungi are actually a whole other elemental kingdom, The Grey I think.
"You know I can't do mushrooms, baby," Ivy pointed out with amusement. - ShadyGlasses4dCommented
I was eating and that almost killed me
"Many people but I don't see it," Dick answered with amusement. "I'll remind you that I also came up with the genius of Bat Shampoo™ and Conditioner Gordon™." - ShadyGlasses4dReplied to WorstU
no one else in this fic, apparently. if you aren't being tortured you aren't training properly
'And they said I would be a horrible sensei!' Anko inwardly complained, not even realizing how close her methods were to Orochimaru's. - ShadyGlasses1yrCommentedThis wasn't one of those harem anime where he could be oblivious. Though he wished he could right now.
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the only moment in an anime to give me actual chills, and not me just saying that metaphorically.
(I just want to kill them all myself) - ShadyGlasses1yrReplied to Chezebrelephaffe01
why the sun, 100ft in the air and he's done
Even Fury, who's a human with no powers or advanced armor like Tony, would probably be able to handle this situation if given enough time and recourses. - ShadyGlasses1yrCommented
he'll shoot at you because he knows it won't kill him, but it'll make him feel better
'When he finds out that it's actually Spider-Man that's dating his daughter, I wonder how he'll react?' Peter thought. - ShadyGlasses1yrReplied to I_Am_YourDad
not really, his entire skeleton is made of the 1 thing the guy is trying to fight can manipulate. he's useless at beast, a liability most likely, and an outright hindrance at worst.
"Do as Spider-Man says. He's useless against Erik anyway." Charles said as Nightcrawler looked toward him, unsure of whether to listen to Peter or not. - ShadyGlasses1yrReplied to BoredKing
"not you as well" tbh yeah no one would talk like that, especially not when hysterical. Fairly minor but it's a valid criticism
She reached up slowly and wiped them away as she spoke gently, even as strength started to leave her body. "It's going to be alright baby; it's going to be alright. Shushhhh, shushhhh." All the sound around them started to disappear as if they were the only two people in the world. May's hand stained with a bit of blood hugged Peter close as he sobbed into her shoulder. *Sob* *Whimper* "May, no. Not you as well. Please. I'm sorry." Hearing his sobs May could only lift a small voice from his shoulder. "It's not your fault silly." - ShadyGlasses1yrCommentedCh 139 Rippling Effects
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"Got it in one Pete, some men only dream about this." - ShadyGlasses1yrCommentedCh 136 Midnight rendezvous
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batman is on batman's possible threat list 😅
Alex gulped his saliva in anticipation and nervousness and summarised his wishes. "I want to be born in DC as Batman's brother". - ShadyGlasses1yrCommented
i think ciel would be powerful enough to answer this from the future
Great sage: [Notice. I have yet to become Ciel as such I do not know how my future self would feel] - ShadyGlasses1yrCommentedSuu: "I had to be sure...I has to be sure..."
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milim would probably be the kidnapper trying to get sweets or something equally ridiculous
Rimuru: "I would probably pity my kidnappers if I'm being honest, they probably wouldn't last long when Suu, Benimaru and the others find them and if Milim is there with them, well, they probably won't even last five seconds" - ShadyGlasses2yrReplied to Stephan_B"You should show them that I'm yours. Without holding back. We will do the same thing as when you accepted me; when we cum together. You are the new alpha. You have to assert dominance over your sworn mate. Use me as you wish, do me as hard as you can, so that there are no more doubts."
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she probably subconsciously kept or just made another one
She had no clue.