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Well, Superman has some sort of tactile telekinesis. He is able to “spread” his strength to larger areas than he actually touches. So, why can’t his durability also “spread” to his clothing? (Example being the gif below - no way can his two arms in the center somehow hold up the 2 ends of that enormous debris - especially when CATCHING it while falling!)
He was living in New York before the farm! …Obviously. He crafted himself web shooters & a suit before he even broke into Oscorp, in preparation of becoming Spider-Man. He doesn’t have organic webs, obviously, he has web shooters!
Zod was one of the best warriors on Krypton, with complete mastery over his body. Therefore, he was able to adapt to the changes very quickly. Superman “took longer” because he wasn’t already grown, so he had to develop control as he grew! 🙄
Hmm, I think technically that could be 1 surface reason? Idk. But the primary reason was the overarching metaphor of the entire series. Understanding who he is, and overcoming his insecurities & finally knowing his true purpose, thereby finally ‘ascending’ into truly being Superman & being able to fly at will. Very early in Smallville, Clark woke up floating. And his ‘alter ego’ (I think under the effect of red kryptonite?) actually flies, I believe. So, Clark was physiologically capable of flight for almost the whole series. Pretty sure it was moreso finding his true purpose & overcoming his insecurities that stopped him from flying.
That did it for you, huh? Y’know, in Ch.2 there was a quote that went, “Fortunately, Uncle Ben was not an evil capitalist.” 🤣🤣🤣
Man, I have no idea of the context of my comment from 4 years ago, but I’m assuming I was being sarcastic, making a joke? So yeah - I was making a joke, lol. Idfk (I must have forgotten to use a laughing emoji or something? Idk)
He wrapped his finger stubs in a scarf, though! So even if he could hold a gun through the searing pain of his fresh finger nubs, he COULDN’T because his hand is now essentially a fist, with him covering the wounds in a scarf! I highly doubt the scarf could perfectly wrap around each injured finger like a glove! 🤔 Haha, logic proven! (what a waste of time on my part 😭 - lol 🤣 )
Hmm…a less whimsical universe? 🤔 Also…1 less potential r8pe victim in the world? 😬 It’s a dark multiverse, after all! 😂
Meredith also said French Fries had to earn it, though! 👍 So it’s all good 😂😂😂
30 to 50 years*
If it’s the same Queen Elizabeth II as IRL, then she’s probably anywhere from 30 to 50 older than Alfred… 😳
Edward:
Oh, god… This is that Dragon guy, huh?? Richard Dragon, was that his name? 🧐 The guy who initially trained Bruce! 🤦 Lol
Interesting. I was thinking that it was weird how the Bruce in this universe was destined to die the night of his parent’s deaths. I suppose it makes sense to be a world in the Dark Multiverse - as the MC mentioned, a world with all of Batman’s villains, but no Batman to combat them! I hope the MC recognizes that it’s weird for Bruce to be destined for death, and at least suspects something, rather than simply going along with Bruce’s death being a fixed point in time, as if that’s natural! Lol
More like a couple hours… 😑 seriously 😒
Let me guess…his grandmother in ALASKA has something to do with the Denali coven? Obviously not a vampire herself, but somehow involved with them?
Oh god, this reminds me! What about that homeless dude?!!?! 🧐 Did the MC stand him up?! 🤨