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OnionRerouted

OnionRerouted

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stuff and things and that.

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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted1d
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    'Tch, this bitch was a total whore, wracking up a body count even famous idols couldn't touch, sheesh over 200 rods entered that filthy cave of hers; even holding her head disgusts me.' Wishing I had a pair of gloves to wear so that Gina's face wouldn't dirty my bare flesh, I tightened my grip, causing the girl to begin thrashing about as blood leaked from her ears, nose, and mouth.
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    Nearby, Aaron had backed himself against the wall, not bothering to hide the wet spot forming on his trousers between his legs from where he had begun soiling himself. 
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    Like a bat dropping down from the ceiling, I released the rope, allowing it to fall beside me, and straightened my body into a clean dive while my eyes locked onto a lanky young man carrying a small child who appeared to be around 6 or 7 years old. 
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    Resting quietly in my right hand was a pure white, circular mask. Now, this was no ordinary mask; no, it was filled with small round holes and had been made famous thanks to a series of movies back in the 1970s and 1980s, but before that, it was viewed as a typical hockey goalie mask. 
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    Death From Above
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    OnionRerouted1d
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    A new Challenger Has Appeared
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    'I have my Racial Classification to thank for that; if I were only a basic human, I'd be locked into one Cycle a day, 6.2 Phys stats…sheesh, that's already pushing the peak of No-Rank borderline Alpha for people who invested all their stat points into a single stat before ranking up. The future is looking bright.' Closing my eyes, my head slowly drooped until I finally fell asleep, putting an end to my first day in the Instance. 
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    That was the downside of consecutive use of a Circulation skill: no matter which stats it increased, your body would require large amounts of supplements to replace what it was burning throughout the Cycle, and compared to my previous Circulation Skill, the Hidden Vestiges of Physicality burned ten times more nutrients, meaning I had to binge eat to replace what was lost. 
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    'Damn…I know the time to complete a cycle would extend after each rep…but 16 hours…no wonder I'm so tired and hungry.' Continuing to sip my water, I quickly finished it off before pulling out a bag of beef jerky along with a Crocade, a flavored sports drink filled with electrolytes. 
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    'There's a thin layer of dust on this torch, roughly a week's worth of accumulation. That means that someone took this bronze entrance in that amount of time, and judging by how many of the torches are lit, it was a team of people, 3-4…that's annoying.' 
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    "Well, I'll be damned, they must have really put a lot behind those attacks. Ignorant dumb beasts, you'd figure they would know better than to attack the Gate's barrier, but NOOOO, now look at you three morons, deaf as can be, and suffering the reflective defensive protocol of the gate tisk tisk." Shaking my head and acting as if the three monsters could hear, let alone understand my words, I carried on a one-sided dialog.  
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    OnionRerouted8d
    Replied to itarotchi

    I've gotta wonder how much worse than stick figure drawings the Russian definition is, now... xD

    "Hello, new low-definition shadowy friend. Who and what are you?" Josh waved at it as it followed his hand with its gaze. Did it want to devour his energy? Most probably. 
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  • OnionRerouted
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    TFTC Kota :D

    Ch 1173 Morningstar Lineage
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    OnionRerouted8d
    Replied to AsmodeusKOD

    amazing gif is amazing lol

    'I wonder if she will even remember that I'm out here or end up going to sleep without putting me down for the night,' I thought while lobbing the ball extra hard, causing it to rebound back to my hand faster than a normal basic human could pull off. 
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  • OnionRerouted
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    so everyone has a main character mage core lol

    This leads me to explain how utilizing Particles works. Unlike in fiction, where characters have a Mana Core or some similar organ to hold their Mana or Qi, in reality, things are vastly different, as it is your BODY that contains the Particles; in a sense, your entire body becomes one giant receptacle for Particles, and by leveling up, you are increasing how much it can hold.  
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    Imma guess, the last pages of the binder are grandpa's faves... lol

    Seeing as they were in the bottom binder, practically buried under a f**k ton of highly valuable items, I had a suspicion that they wouldn't be missed if they vanished. 
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  • OnionRerouted
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    in England, we have a name for such rooms, steeped in the pomposity of our ancestors, we call them... conservatories... "it means place where we store shit", basically, without glass, store food there, half glazed, store shoes and coats, fully glazed, plants and yourself... lol

    This house was where my grandparents lived, and honestly, I had a lot of fond memories of the place. Since I would come here at the very minimum 58 times a year, it wasn't too far a stretch to say I had spent thousands of hours on the lake, boating or fishing, let alone sitting in the 'Florida room' *an add on room, mainly positioned at the back of the house and designed to let in as much sunlight and fresh air as possible. Think of it as an enclosed patio with giant windows instead of walls.*  
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    Not gonna lie; it was pretty awesome; unfortunately, since I was still a baby, my body didn't have any physical reactions, nor were my hormones acting up, so everything I was experiencing was mental. Still, it was a fun experience for me.  
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  • OnionRerouted
    OnionRerouted21d
    Replied to Swiftescape

    he's like 50, mentally, has mind control powers, has minimal moral qualms, and probably most importantly, considers himself a villain... do you think he's gonna wait until he's 18 to have a good time? by the time he's 12, he'll probably look 18 because of the particle integration into his body and him working out, which is obviously going to happen, but even disregarding this obvious point, why would the man, and make no mistake, he is a man, not a little boy, not appreciate the view, let alone, your logic suggests that everyone that hits the age of 30 looks like an old bag of cottage cheese, that's only most of us... some get to still look young, even in their 40s, then it's a cheesy fate, though, unfortunately...

    Ch 49 7/10 and 10/10 Rating, WOULD SMASH
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    I guess I'm heading off first... (P40)
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