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Glaukos3yrCommentedJust another snake cult.
"Tumen. He's a priest of the Xianbei Temple. It is said that he received the graces of the gods of the plains and broke through to Martial Sage Realm at one go."- Glaukos3yrCommented
... but then they discovered Xanax™.
Each of them used to be depressed scholars. In this world where cultivators had all the power, they were unable to make their ambitions come true. - Glaukos3yrCommented
Math lessons? From this retard? Oh yeah, this would have been the prior owner of that body. Guess it lost a couple dozen IQ points in the swap.
"She got me to give her lesson on maths in her third year in high school, even developing feelings for me which ultimately ended in a confession?" - Glaukos3yrCommented
I swear if he offers her his big yellow cucumber I'm done with this shit.
'Is that… Old Wang's daughter?' - Glaukos3yrCommented
Yeah, why can't they just use their neighbors pets for that like normal people.
"The country is still keeping the revival of Spirit Qi a secret. I must be careful, or it won't do if I get caught and become a lab rat for their experiments." - Glaukos3yrCommented
Now if only the same could be said for you
'Did the dog actually turn smart?' - Glaukos3yrCommentedIn dog language, that meant a show of friendship, which was why Jiang He couldn't help laughing. "You dog. Smart, aren't you? You ran here because you miss my big, big cucumber don't you?"
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Dumbo: "Guess, dumbf#ck."
Startled, Jiang He flashed the light of his mobile phone in the dog's direction. "What are you doing running to my house in the middle of the night, Dumbo?" - Glaukos3yrCommented
So he got arrested by the police as a zoophiliac. Well I guess that would be surprising.
Back then, their classmates had mocked Two Dog Li, and were naturally surprised that by the time they finished high school and university afterward, he had become a breeder with some local fame. - Glaukos3yrCommented
MC: "Well I'd like to think of it as 'average' sized... ."
Holding the remaining half of the cucumber, Jiang He bit a mouthful off with a loud crunch. The sweet scent from it wafted out, with Wang Zhong sniffing it before cursing, "Do you take me for an idiot? What cucumber is yellow, and so huge?!" - Glaukos3yrCommented
Wow, really working hard on unlocking that 'douchebag' achievement, aren't we. Seriously though, i get different cultural norms and all that, but is it just me or does every chinese WN protagonist seemingly get written as a raging narcissistic sociopath, and it's all framed in a way like it's just natural or even admirable behavior?
"No, wait. I'm here to poison a dog, why am I knocking on the front door?" - Glaukos3yrCommented
The system is a serial killer!
His grandfather, in turn, died of a serious illness when he was a second-year university student. - Glaukos3yrCommented
Well, you wanted to 'cultivate', you got your wish. Now grab that hoe and get cracking. I said 'hoe' not 'ho', idiot.
"Land? Farm? What system is this?" - Glaukos3yrCommented
You gotta work that pole, dude, work it hard!
"How am I supposed to exploit anything with this body of mine?" - Glaukos3yrReplied to PommyJosh
Sure, if he actually had the artistic talent, skills, and memory to reproduce them. I'll be going out on a limb here, but I think the answer to all of the above is going to be a 'no' with regard to our MC, just as it would be with the overwhelming majority of us readers.
That was when he realized that the Qi in this world had been revalidated, leaving him with the impulse of cursing out. - Glaukos3yrCommented
... and then he remembered that he actually neither knew how to write musical notation nor had the photographic recall to reproduce 300 thousand plus word novels read casually years ago.
He had been very thrilled at the start—the history and culture of this world was very similar to the previous world. In fact, Jiang He was considering how he should build an empire of culture with the novels, visual arts, and music knowledge he had in this mind. - Glaukos3yrCommented
It's a house built out of brick phones. Recycle your electronics!
Jiang He was staring bewilderedly at his phone screen inside a brick and mortar village house.