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Bulu_1mthCommentedHephais, Crunch, and Lord Phenix found themselves brutally slammed against the back wall by the sudden acceleration, with only Jake—charged with piloting—remaining firmly rooted in his stance. The plump cat served as a cushion for the other two, the assassin using its belly as a trampoline to land upright, hands in pockets.- Bulu_1mthCommented[I let you go, but I didn't turn it off. THINK YOU CAN HIT ME?! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!]
- Bulu_1mthReplied to Dragonsnail[I hear your Satrap is as fat as a sea cow! Fatter! Ya mongrel!]
- Bulu_2mthCommented[A training drill gone wrong! Of all the absurd claims to make! How dare they treat the Conglomerate this way? I'll set an embargo on them, I'll establish tariffs. They won't be able to import a wheel of cheese when I'm done with them!]
- Bulu_2mthCommented[Yeah, so you start up a second team. One group can work on smoothing out the gates, and the other can work on something new. Mana cannons. Or enchanted rocks that walk around and smash things. Or creating islands that fly. Or short distance teleportation devices. Oh! Do you think you could create something that makes scouts invisible? That would be cool and save a ton of evolutionary energy. Self-repairing nest walls? Ooooo, could you siphon power from those other dimensions? And you're like a Dungeon Seer, right? You should train up a team of those and see what you can learn about the Dungeon. There's tons of things the Colony doesn't know about, which we really need to know about.]
- Bulu_2mthCommented"Oh, there's something weird here," he said. "What's a… 'Templar of the Great One Initiate'? I don't think I've heard of that one."
- Bulu_2mthCommented
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner of Darwin award!
"Even if it were the Celestial himself charging my hill head-on, with the measures I've prepared, I'm certain I can escape alive and unscathed. If it's my skin they're after, let them come!" - Bulu_2mthCommented
CHARGE!!!
"GOBBLE! MY BRAVE TURKEYS, CHARGE FORTH! LORD PHENIX IS IN THE HOUSE!" - Bulu_5mthCommentedOnly now did the kraken begin to realize that it might have provoked an entity that should never have been disturbed.
- Bulu_5mthCommented[Isn't that what you've been doing with your right hand since puberty?] Xi accused fiercely. [I don't see how it's different.]
- Bulu_5mthCommentedJust by summarizing in his head what he had just learned about these three factions, Jake had already decided who he had to eliminate first. The outline of a plan was slowly taking shape in his mind...
- Bulu_5mthCommented
Jake is to chonky, even oracle can't estimate his weight!
[Weight: --] - Bulu_6mthCommentedAlas for them... it only took a single monkey wrench to screw up a meticulously crafted plan. And that 'monkey wrench' was none other than Jake.
- Bulu_6mthCommented"Crunch, I've got a good feeling about this one." An obese, orange turkey-phoenix squawked loudly into the ear of an even fatter black fluffy cat.
- Bulu_6mthCommentedA minute ticked by without either man coming to a decision, until...
- Bulu_6mthCommented
And so much for hiding your strength.
Somehow, his crucial contribution to the retaking of Havocspire had been recorded.