Megaflesh
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Megaflesh3mthCommentedThis really is a whole new breed of Ash Ketchum I'm dealing with.- Megaflesh3mthCommented"Oh…" Misty uttered, then a slight smile spread across her face, and she seemed very pleased with that, "Well, I figured you'd have had sex with this Hilda girl cuz' Violet told me she got 'Cloyster-blocked' by her when she came on to you." she admitted.
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welcome to the me canon...
"Scizor, I choose you!" Ash shouted, unleashing the pokemon within. - Megaflesh3mthCommented
wow, the canon is shattered!
"Pikachu! Quick Attack and Double Kick!" Ash ordered the yellow mouse as it struggled to its feet slowly. - Megaflesh3mthCommented
Jord has successfully broken the canon by his interference
"Quick Pikachu, Iron Tail!" Ash hastily commanded. - Megaflesh3mthCommented
Togepi!!
And it wasn't Togepi. - Megaflesh3mthCommented"Big things come in small packages," Jord growled, "Not that you'd know anything about having a big package, huh juicy?"
- Megaflesh3mthCommented"Fine with me." Jord grunted, doing the same and grabbing a pokeball from his belt.
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lol
"We'll see Jordie-boy, we'll see." Gary snorted, then held his hand out to me for a handshake. I took it and shook his hand, hiding a smirk when he clasped my hand as hard as he could and then wincing when I did it in return. - Megaflesh3mthCommentedOne of his eyebrows twitched, "Oh please, I'm way outta your league Jordie-boy." he snorted, crossing his arms.
- Megaflesh3mthCommentedMy lips quirked up into a smirk, "Nah, it's just a joke," I admitted with a laugh, "Besides, you know the only cheeks I wanna clap are yours."
- Megaflesh3mthCommented"Charmander, clap their cheeks!" I quickly brought out my first and favourite fire type.
- Megaflesh3mthCommented"Apparently not, gotta admit though, he's got style," I admired the way he had a bunch of good looking, curvy women all trailing after him and hanging on his every word, "They've got nothing on you, but not bad at all."
- Megaflesh3mthCommented....Is this what I sound like? God I hope I don't sound like as big a cocky fuck as him. But, who am I kidding, I probably sound even cockier. Well, at least I can back it up and got here through my own effort and not my grandaddy's wallet I suppose.
- Megaflesh3mthCommented"Hello there fellow trainers," Gary greeted us with a huge smug smirk, not even bothering to remove his arms from around the two cheerleaders, "The name is Gary Oak, future Pokemon Master, how about a battle?" he asked, looking directly at me.
- Megaflesh3mthCommentedIt was Gary motherfucking Oak. I can practically hear the rival theme from the first generation games resounding in my ears right now.
- Megaflesh3mthCommented"...God I should have smashed his stupid fucking face in." Jord' snarling voice broke her from her thoughts and she looked to see him staring after the dark skinned teen with his teeth bared like a Houndoom once again.
- Megaflesh3mthCommentedPeople that pulled this crap tended to 'disappear' sometimes, and if they didn't were practically made lepper's.
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here here
Fucking Goh came running out of the forest with a huge grin on his face and picked up the pokeball of my Krabby. - Megaflesh3mthCommentedChad Papa Persian versus Virgin Rocket Cuck Meowth.