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NAURRRR NOT ME RELAPSING INTOBMY WEBNOVEL PHASE AGAIN-
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noodlemint2yrCommentedITS BEEN SO LONG- I WAS SO BUSY THESE PAST MONTHS IMMA FINALLY CONTINUE THIS 😭😭😭
Qie Ranzhe saw this and couldn't stop his lips curling up in a smile repressing a chuckle but Zhao Huangzhi sitting beside him thought he was pleased with what she had been saying a couple of minutes ago which made her so happy that she interlocked her arm with his.- noodlemint3yrCommented
wen qinxi 😭😭
Wen Qinxi's palms felt like they were being scolded by that long intermediate thing which he almost dropped yelling, 'It's so fuckin big how does it even fit inside the.....um....you know.....fuck. No wonder girls stay single for longer.' - noodlemint3yrCommented
BFSOJFAJ BYEEEE-
He was suddenly faced with a pink long stick-like thing with an on and off button but the nerd simply couldn't catch up. 'Ahem...boss its a....um...vibrator for women,' said the system inputting a reminder in its diary to make fun of Wen Qinxi. - noodlemint3yrCommented
well thats an....interesting title....should i be scared for the next chapter 💀
Second World: The Distractive Pink Vibrator - noodlemint3yrCommented
what pErFeCt luck 😭😭
A welcoming screen popped up urging him to press play and start the game and so he pressed play with no hesitation but as he was teleported into the game, the system called out, "You are the omega he doesn't like!" - noodlemint3yrCommented
dense asf 😭😭😭😭
A minefield exploded in Wen Qinxi's mind, his body frozen stiff with the words echoing in his ear. Romantically like? "What the fuck!" he uttered with a helpless look inching towards a massive freak out the 'end of the world' kind of freak out. 'Jolie, is he bullshitting me? When did it start? Did l sense it but was in denial? Fuck, Jolie you better be online right now or l will end it all,' he let out a string of questions but his face remained blank. - noodlemint3yrCommented
AWAKCOJR JOLIE- 😭✋✋
'Not only women, but you also don't hit men either. Is it because you are too weak,' said the system not missing the opportunity to taunt Wen Qinxi, 'Maybe you don't fight because you are a fuckin hippie?' - noodlemint3yrReplied to Sakura_Lair
peridot 😒
Qie Anzhie didn't pay her any mind and crouched down gripping Lin Jingxie's hair while pulling at it so much as though trying to rip it off his scalp. "This is my dim-witted brother's most important person and my key to the throne but he will be useless if he's damaged goods," he said admiring Lin Jingxie's side profile. - noodlemint3yrCommented
this woman is UNHINGED 😀👍
Zhao Huangzhi seemed angered by this ungrateful bastard who couldn't possibly appreciate what he had. If only Qie Ranzhe would look at her half the way he looked at Lin Jingxie she would be extremely satisfied yet this guy who had everything she desired didn't seem to treasure it much. In anger she slapped him hard across the face yelling, "Shut up you ungrateful bitch!.....You know," she said pinching his chin while studying his charming face, "l just had a great idea. If l burn your face he won't like you anymore. How come l didn't think of it before?" She leapt up in and strutted outside to the Kang-bed stove and picked up a fire poker before patiently placing it into the glowing amber. She took out the fire poker and scrutinized the red glowing end of the tool till she nodded in satisfaction. - noodlemint3yrCommented
this title omg- why is it relatable tho...literally every story MUST have this moment 👁👄👁
First World: The Protagonist's face-slapping moment - noodlemint3yrCommented
hey author...please dont take this as an attack or me trying to be rude. however i would definitely appreciate it if you could discontinue using the r-slur? its still technically a derogatory term and it doesnt sit right with me for it to be tossed around as a synonym for adjectives with the meaning of low intellect. and the fact that its intentionally used to insult people we dislike with negative connotations...its not exactly respectful to those who coventially have intellectual disabilities. you may think its not important, but it really does make an emotional impact to those who have intellectual disabilities which are beyond their control. so its pertinant that everyone works together to create a healthier and more safe environment. thank you so much :)
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