DankPotato
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I really like to read. đ
2018-06-17 JoinedJersey
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DankPotato2dCommentedKavius whispered back, excitement in his voice, "Rex, have you ever eaten ass?"- DankPotato2dCommented
Prolly monke gang. Full of hooligians it is.
"Ha-ha-ha⌠look at that pussy! Git, git, git... drive away!" A couple of voices could be heard laughing as a car door was slammed shut and tire skids shrieked. - DankPotato4mthCommented
Such a clever line!!! đđ
This was the third and the last Forsworn horde that ever dared to face Jon Dare. The man who sees one difference between 'Slaughter' and 'Laughter' and that's the 'S'. - DankPotato4mthCommented
Huh kinda like being a warlock I guess. You give me souls i give you magic powers.
{Haha! Simply use my mace in a way that⌠Let's say, different than its real purpose. My Mace can trap souls. Rather than sending them in pity Black Soul Gems, you can use a different way to send those souls directly to me and I⌠will grant you a set of spells you can use. Something picked by a Daedric Prince.} - DankPotato4mthCommented
His voice is in my head!
"You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Pelagius. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old? You are the best Septim that's ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting... You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous time! Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... Oh, and the cheese! To die for." - DankPotato4mthCommented
Volikhar?
"My king, I am afraind that this is the most powerful Hidden Clan of them all." - DankPotato4mthReplied to Zach_Diaz
He's a reader who is featured. He's currently a Merc Wizard hanging out with the dwarves doing errands. Just try to go give the novel some Golden tickets.
"You said someone will come to guide us?" Elrog asked his main protector, Dagorith, a man who now mostly worked for Sylvester as a Grand Wizard for hire. He didn't mind since the pay was high. He received a lot of respect, a lifetime of free food at the Bard's, and the ability to walk around and live inside the Holy Land. - DankPotato4mthCommented
Monday is Morndas. Middas is Wednesday.
Three weeks have passed and now it is the 1st of Sun's Height (July), 4E-196. An annoying Middas (Monday) as any other. - DankPotato4mthCommented
Man I like Ingund. She supplies you with sweet stuff if you do her quest. As a plus she's an alchemy nerd and i dig that.
Maven was making her usual bi**h face, and her daughter Ingun was playing with something in her hands, and let me tell you, if Ingun Black-Briar played with anything then it probably is involved with the word 'death'. - DankPotato5mthCommented
DAGORITH. RESPECT.
"You said someone will come to guide us?" Elrog asked his main protector, Dagorith, a man who now mostly worked for Sylvester as a Grand Wizard for hire. He didn't mind since the pay was high. He received a lot of respect, a lifetime of free food at the Bard's, and the ability to walk around and live inside the Holy Land. - DankPotato5mthReplied to StrawHatLuffy
My thoughts exactly the tower of the godless
However, Sylvester looked at Gabriel and whispered something to him, "Order Bloodrain to prepare himself with a Field Army. We're holding a military exercise at the second Holy Land." - DankPotato5mthCommented
i just wanna say these pictures are really awesome. I appreciate the work that goes into this and the novel thank you.
[A/N: See The Tree] - DankPotato7mthCommented"This is all that is left of the Inquisitors." Elder Yeegsis said. "The only two people who survived the ordeal were Inquisitor General Louis and Griffin. They regularly go to the port to check any message from the Holy Land or Lord's Bard. They should be returning shortly."Â
- DankPotato9mthCommented"Yeah, I donât like you as well." Angele turned around and stopped talking.
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I love how genuine this character feels.
"Fuck me; I am too kindhearted in my old age..." - DankPotato10mthCommented
Didn't the Duke already state he was going to make him Count when he got the message from Beregar's men?
Little did he know that when Duke Wilmar finally heard the news that Northern Tyrol had surrendered to Berengar after a little over a month of combat, he would begin to favor Berengar's abilities greatly and would become far more amicable to the idea of making Berengar and the von Kufstein Dynasty the Counts of Tyrol. - DankPotato10mthCommentedAfter dressing in his attire, he snuck out of his quarters, leaving his sleeping lover and child to continue their rest. He quickly found himself in the kitchen where he was prepared a set of field rations, after which he went to the Castle's stables and mounted his trusty steed Erwin, where he placed a set of two pistols within the holsters on its saddle.
- DankPotato10mthCommentedIt would not be long before this Heresy in which the church had officially deemed the Berengar Heresy spread to every corner of the German world. At that time, the church would lose significant power, and as such, they were willing to give up such a huge chunk of land to get rid of Berengar as quickly as possible. After all, they did not want the Teutonic Knights to have to face Count Lothar's forces nor did they wish to engage in an entire crusade just to put down this growing heresy.
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The degradation... I liked him better as a virgin...
With that said, Gisela looked at him with disgust and stormed off; she could not believe her son had grown into such a womanizer. Berengar, on the other hand, began to stretch, now that he was relaxed from the little fun he was able to achieve in this brief moment, he quickly got back to the task at hand. For a man with great ambitions like him, the work was never done.