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Not much to say just your average everyday guy living on his own.

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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal14d
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    This guy got pretty lucky. At least it didn't go up his real urethra.

    With a pained scream, he felt the liquid enter his mouth, ears, nose, eyes, and sphincter with such audacity that he wouldn't be surprised if the liquid was somehow related to Bill Cosby.
    Supernatural: The Great Hunter System
    TV · Millan_Grimm
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal16d
    Commented

    I love the story so far! Thanks for the chapter!

    Ch 58 Chapter 58
    My Upgrades are Invincible. Rewrite
    Anime & Comics · Azazyel
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal25d
    Commented

    This was the perfect time to be punny. You could have said Bearhanded.

    "According to the internet, to defeat it barehanded." Tony approached with his phone in hand; he was also still under the effects of Allen's drink, but only a bit.
    I Stream DC on Marvel
    Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal27d
    Commented

    * cough * * cough *

    Ch 1 Chapter 1: The Wheel of Fate: A New Chance
    Naruto: My Relationship Book
    Anime & Comics · WizardKiki
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal28d
    Commented

    Stay safe, and have a nice trip.

    Ch 24 update
    Reborn as klaus Mikaelson at the beginning of Originals
    TV · Beelze1
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal1mth
    Replied to Kenny123

    Look, I saw it when I was a kid. I don't remember exactly. But he was still a mutant hater. I could have sworn it was this guy, but if it's not, that's okay.

    Upon hearing her mission, she knew she might have to sacrifice her body; the body she preserved for Erik. She didn't know what to say.
    I Stream DC on Marvel
    Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal1mth
    Commented

    With the chapter title, you made me think the song would be Don't Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce. I'm kind of disappointed now.

    Ch 5 You Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
    Celebrity System In The DC Universe
    Anime & Comics · Level1Goblin
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal1mth
    Commented

    You're supposed to break bread first. Before entering, the noble Lord should have offered him Salt and Bread. Doing that shows he has "Guest Rights", basically this shows while in house Stark they will not try to assassinate him.

    "Don't worry about it, Lord Lunaran. I understand. Please follow me. You must be tired. I have already prepared a feast for you and your companion. I also already prepared a room for your sister."
    I Only Want to Enjoy Life But My Little Sister Want Me to be King
    Book&Literature · Fangrove
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal1mth
    Commented

    It's not like he dies of natural causes or some incurable disease or something. He gets violently murdered by something that is totally avoidable. I agree with that other guy's comment, everyone dies. Freaking out about this is like freaking out the sky being blue or grass is green.

    Anyway, I take over someone whose future is to die. Yeah. Fuck up, huh? Just like this world!
    I Only Want to Enjoy Life But My Little Sister Want Me to be King
    Book&Literature · Fangrove
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal1mth
    Commented

    Ah, I love the subtle mentions of Professor X's "Trust Me Field". ( Professor X exudes an aura of trust using his powers in some of the comics. ) It's honestly a nice touch.

    Ch 7 Chapter 7
    Marvel: I Summon Heroes from Various Worlds
    Movies · Zaelum
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal1mth
    Commented

    Wouldn't being a Saiyan in real life mean you get to starve to death? Saiyans have to eat for their true forms, which are giant f-off King Kongs.

    Ch 3 Chapter 3
    Marvel: I Summon Heroes from Various Worlds
    Movies · Zaelum
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal1mth
    Posted

    *sigh* Please clarify if this is a Netorare or Netori story. Just putting NTR is confusing. Is this story:1.Netorare where the main character gets his girl stolen from him or 2.Netori where the main character steals other people's girls?

    NTR: Reincarnated As A Prince In The Body Of A Transmigrator
    Fantasy · Absolute_Solitude
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal2mth
    Commented

    You spelt his name wrong, Naruto's son is named Bratoe.

    He had committed the grave sin of seeing the start of Baruto, after all. And he saw how being a Hokage ended for Naruto. Not having enough time for his own family.
    A Flawless Legacy (Waifu Catalog SI)
    Anime & Comics · Fortunate_Soul
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal2mth
    Commented

    I'm confused. Did I miss a chapter?

    Ch 241 Chapter 241 Doflamingo’s Happiness
    Exposing One Piece with QnA
    Anime & Comics · GarudaTranslation
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal3mth
    Replied to midgetydeath

    It's been a Year, I have no clue what you're talking about... Please don't make comments to something I said a year ago.

    After returning to his villa located in Kuoh city. He immediately took a shower as he felt uncomfortable with the sweat on his body.
    The Heroine Eavesdropped on My Voice Heart
    Anime & Comics · DogLickerGods
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal3mth
    Commented

    I wonder how they're going to feel when they find out the One Eyed Black Dragon is above level 10? ( If I remember correctly, in canon Ais's dad, the Chad that he was, was level 10 or the equivalent of it. All he could do was take an eye 👁️ and that was what, 1000 years ago? That dragon is even stronger now. I can't remember if the creator of Danmachi said it would take a bunch of god's to kill it or not. I could have sworn I read that somewhere "official". )

    Ch 46 Chapter 46 Alt POV
    My Upgrades are Invincible. Rewrite
    Anime & Comics · Azazyel
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal3mth
    Replied to REFO

    Why would you inject Zetsu's cells into him? So Zetsu can control the MC? Or at the very least be able to sense him whenever he's nearby.

    (Well, I'll have to use that…even if I can't kill him, I'll at least cut off one of his arms!)
    Time Emperor Champion
    Anime & Comics · Niaa_
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal3mth
    Commented

    What's the point? If he loses an arm Zetsu would just give him a new one. Talk about pointless...

    (Well, I'll have to use that…even if I can't kill him, I'll at least cut off one of his arms!)
    Time Emperor Champion
    Anime & Comics · Niaa_
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal3mth
    Replied to LeBronJames23

    It's been a year, I have no idea what you're talking about.

    He unhurriedly was followed by Hong Guan, Cang Yue, and fully-healed Feng Juechen.
    Kaiju User in The Cultivation World
    Anime & Comics · Nine_Clouds
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  • darkimortal
    darkimortal3mth
    Replied to ForManaga

    ? I have no idea what you're talking about. I made this comment like a year ago buddy, I don't remember what this is about at all. Why are you making a comment about it anyways? It's been like a year.

    Ch 16 Haunted housing complex
    My Inner Voice Heard By Heroines
    Anime & Comics · DogLickerGods
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