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Isekai_delivery1dCommentedand now try to keep them
He took a deep breath and looked at his slimy form. “Holy shit! I have an eight pack now!” he exclaimed. “Sweet!”- Isekai_delivery1dCommentedHe took a deep breath and looked at his slimy form. “Holy shit! I have an eight pack now!” he exclaimed. “Sweet!”
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as influenced as they are by Joon-Ho's anime bias, I'm surprised the cypresse didn't say:
“Yes, our children are almost ready. We have already drained too much of our world’s mana in hastening their growth, but all has gone according to plan,” the tree replied in its—her—gentle tone. - Isekai_delivery1dCommented
as influenced as they are by Joon-Ho's anime bias, I'm surprised the cypresse didn't say:
“Yes, our children are almost ready. We have already drained too much of our world’s mana in hastening their growth, but all has gone according to plan,” the tree replied in its—her—gentle tone. - Isekai_delivery1dCommented
millennia would still count as too fast. I mean, since the rise and fall of mesapotania, how many continents did we gain or lose? you think about as many as the number of dates I could get with Clara Fernandez? you'd be correct
The two planets looked completely different. When they had first arrived, there was only one continent on it and some scattered islands. But now, one, two, three.... “Five continents,” Dr. Standing Bear said, her tone filled with shock. “Great Coyote, that should have taken millennia, not just months.” - Isekai_delivery8dCommented
and explains why every planet looks like British Columbia? 😜
(Ed note: The trees and other plants mentioned in this chapter aren’t the *actual* trees and plants found on Earth. Instead, they’re lookalikes. Agent and I decided to go with using actual plant species to make it easier to visualize them instead of making y’all keep track of things that’re obviously alien. Like “the zeepflorp plant looked like a branching fractal crystal”. That would quickly become too much to keep track of, so using more “Earthly” forests just made sense.) - Isekai_delivery8dReplied to Banaman
dude please. everybody knows that's Skyrim's space program.
As he spoke, the trees asked questions. Questions about other races he mentioned seemed popular, and Joon-ho figured that there was something about them that spoke to a primal facet of each individual tree around the meadow he was in. The oak, for example, seemed very interested in tales of giants, particularly those of hill giants from a popular tabletop role-playing game that Joon-ho played in his personal VR space. - Isekai_delivery8dReplied to Isekai_delivery
deedlit
“Who-what-when-where-why is Hatsune Miku and Deedlit?” - Isekai_delivery8dCommented
hatsune
“Who-what-when-where-why is Hatsune Miku and Deedlit?” - Isekai_delivery8dCommented
yeah, the thing about the hot goddesses is, you need to be killed by one of our company or one of our sub-contracters like train-kun, bus-kun etc.
Joon-ho was floating in a warm darkness, his knees drawn up to his chest and arms wrapped around them. ‘Is this what it feels like to be dead?’ he thought. ‘Just floating in... nothingness? Man, a whole lot of people are gonna be really disappointed when they die. No angels with trumpets, no pearly gates, no mythical beings or buddhas... and apparently no hot goddesses offering perks to be born on planets they’re responsible for.’ He sighed, or at least attempted to. - Isekai_delivery8dCommented
how she'd behave without the training
She had—barely—been able to keep herself from pacing back and forth behind the drone wing commanders, but a thrill passed up and down her spine when she heard that the last lander had safely made it off the surface and she was unable to keep herself from practically vibrating in place. Only two decades of comportment and etiquette training, courtesy of her father’s expectations, kept her from showing how anxious she was. - Isekai_delivery8dCommented“In my ready room, Commander,” the captain replied, then turned to his communications officer. “Lieutenant Commander Sanders, you have the bridge.”
- Isekai_delivery11dReplied to BanamanBut this new discovery had them as excited as, well... as seismologists ever got, really. They were a dour, stone-faced lot in general and tended to be on the serious end of the scale. It wasn’t surprising, considering the gravity of their area of study and how oh so very deadly earthquakes could be, and generally were.
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well, according to Discworld's Death, the thing that flashes before your eyes before you die, is called life. you do get to see it once, namely as it happens. seeing it twice would mean you'd live twice, duh
All of it flashed through his mind and he wondered, 'Is this it? Is this what they mean when they say your life flashes before your eyes when you're about to die?'. - Isekai_delivery15dReplied to Banaman
and they teach in school that you can't hear a picture 🤣
The lower half of his body had been “eaten” by a tree, which had sprung up between his legs after he’d been forcefully slammed to the ground. As for the rest of him, well, the rest of him wasn’t doing any better. Small, questing roots had covered his upper body like a pulsing network of blood vessels, immobilizing him and leaving him unable to do anything but take shallow breaths. And the cocoonment continued apace; it wouldn’t be much longer before the roots reached his helmet and interred him on this alien planet. - Isekai_delivery15dCommented
oh my. author really took the criticism about his overuse of "there was no then" to heart and toned it down. the last one was hundreds of chapters ago. well done mate. now it feels significant again
Lee Joon-ho was lying on the ground, broken, bloody, and battered. The visor on his helmet was cracked and an alarm was stridently sounding inside his helmet, warning him of the loss of suit integrity. Twenty-two seconds before, he had been rushing to the site of a busted rover full of scientists to save them. Then... there was no then. He was swatted to the ground by something that he imagined the fist of god would feel like, or what windshields felt like to bugs at freeway speeds. The only reason he knew it had been 22 seconds ago was because his environmental suit’s internal clock was still peacefully ticking away in his HUD. - Isekai_delivery15dCommented
you had N S and W. All you had to do was to insert an F (likey Frontier) between S and W
(Ed note: “New New South Wales” isn’t an error. One of the states in Australia is New South Wales, and we thought it would be amusing, or at least *I* thought it would be amusing, to use NSW as the name of the research base on New Australia by tacking on an extra New to the beginning.) - Isekai_delivery15dCommented
"decide things aren't allowed to exist anymore" ... Codename "Eraser"?
“I’m pretty sure there’s scarier people than doughboy in the navy. A buddy of mine saw one on a reaper team attached to TF Trappist and... he went white just thinking about it. Apparently the guy can just decide things aren’t allowed to exist anymore and reality does what he says. Our pet supe is downright tame in comparison, like one of those yappy little piss machines that old ladies carry around in their purses. And the guy on the Trappist is a giant hunting mastiff with anger issues.” The marine shuddered as goosebumps popped up all over his body. He was equal parts envious and terrified; he envied the awakeners their powers, but was terrified that they had them. - Isekai_delivery15dReplied to Banaman
this escalated slowly
A Mayonnaise Jar on Stilts - Isekai_delivery22dCommented
using a star as a forge.. a Star Forge so to speak?
(Ed note: Here, the concept of a stellar forge differs from most sci-fi novels that use the same reference, much less the Marvel Cinematic Universe version, though the MCU is far closer than others. It’s a method of using a star literally as a forge, not forging creations on a stellar scale. More details will be in future chapters; I don’t want to spoil you on it here as I personally think it’s a pretty cool concept the way Agent envisions it.)