u1smybottombit
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nonhuman involved in human crackin
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u1smybottombit29dCommentedonly the best
Combined with his blood red pulsing eyes, Draco looked like some evil vampire lord who preferred the blood of beautiful women.- u1smybottombit29dCommented
wow
Still, he felt a bit uncomfortable. It was like being a young girl and seeing that particular uncle watching you like a hawk. While he wouldn't do anything yet, you could tell that all the presents he brought were…'investments'… for the future. - u1smybottombit29dCommented
really
"MY CROTCH!! MY CROTCH IS COOKING!!!" - u1smybottombit29dCommented
so it appears author was hurt
This did extreme mental and emotional damage to the beholder. It was the equivalent of having a girl pull down your pants and begin to laugh when she saw what you considered to be your donger of power. - u1smybottombit1mthReplied to DaoistKaname
bloomin onion
Of course, the skill didn't turn him into the reincarnation of Legolas, but he was much better than the average bowman. What was important was his ability to grow and the speed of it. They had both been enhanced to the maximum. - u1smybottombit1mthCommentedCh 653 Thunderous Assault
- u1smybottombit1mthCommentedCh 652 The Death Toll Rises
- u1smybottombit1mthCommentedCh 651 Rising Flames of Conflict (2)
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the greatest weapon against a man
The baring of tits was all a ploy! - u1smybottombit1mthCommented
hahaha
"HAHA! Fuckboy Richmond, stand there and experience nirvana!" Nakiu laughed while throwing a sucker punch. - u1smybottombit1mthCommented
order ip.. sister sandwich
Vaan took turns tasting each of the Delarosa sisters throughout the night until they were completely satisfied and left them sleeping soundly in each other's arms when the sun rose high in the sky. - u1smybottombit1mthCommented
even a double hair pie
If it was necessary, he could eat anything – Vaan believed. - u1smybottombit1mthCommented
at least they will grow it back
"Do you want to grow six arms and three eyes? Do you want a bubbly flesh or a dick sticking out of your head? No? What about—" - u1smybottombit1mthCommented
+1
'What a weak-willed little bitch,' he thought. - u1smybottombit2mthCommented
earth bomb
"A controllable nuclear fusion." Andre said in an excited tone, "The controllable nuclear fusion is a limitless, clean, and safe energy source. It uses the deuterium, which is abundant in Earth's seawater. It is as much as 40 trillion tons, and if all the deuterium is used for nuclear fusion, it will release enough energy for the humans to use for tens of billions of years!" - u1smybottombit3mthCommented
panty flag
"Yi Yun," Huan Chenxue looked up into the sky and whispered. "I hope that everything will go smoothly for you…" - u1smybottombit3mthCommented
cousin-con? is that a thing?
Lin Yuan patted himself on the chest as he spoke to Lin Qing. He liked this distant cousin that was a few years younger than him. Showcasing himself in front of her and gaining her adulation would definitely be a joyous matter. - u1smybottombit3mthCommented
flag
"Are you surprised? I was surprised when I heard it too. In fact… that person had a pure Yang body. So it was half the work with double results to learn the 'Tai Ah Sacred Technique'. Eventually, he was given the title of Pure Yang Immortal. He created the Pure Yang Palace… but unfortunately, the Pure Yang Palace has been destroyed. The way of the world is ephemeral…" Cang Yan slowly said. Yi Yun was slightly stunned. A pure Yang body? - u1smybottombit3mthCommented
bike cultivation with handlebars of doom
"I am 70% sure that Yi Yun has picked up a secret mystic technique, and this secret technique is related to bricks. In this world, there are sword skills, saber skills and spear skills. Why can't there be 'brick skills'? Don't find it ridiculous. Think about it carefully, there are all sorts of weird cultivation techniques in this world. Having one of these cultivation techniques use a brick as the main weapon would be normal!"