Yudel
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Yudel4mthCommentedThis guy has a funny way of saying “ I will end myself”
"I'm going to kill that little shit!"- Yudel5mthCommentedDeath By Hotdog
- Yudel5mthCommented"This? This is freedom!"
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This is true but not for the reasons you think. One is a rabid dog the other a Siberian wolf
"You're fucking lying! Chad would never! He's not like Alex!" - Yudel5mthCommented"Call my women whores one more time, and you will see how much of an advocate for true gender quality I truly am! You want to know why I knocked out your pussy of a boyfriend? Because he broke into my aunt's house and attacked me for no fucking reason.
- Yudel5mthCommented"This is…. Exactly what it looks like!"
- Yudel5mthCommented"Well… I mean, she was my first crush…."
- Yudel6mthCommented
Where I came from that is called being based
"Sixteen women… You are romantically involved with sixteen different women. Including your stepmother, and two step sisters! Not to mention that several of the women you are involved with are related to one another! Do you not have any shame?" - Yudel6mthCommented
Rip and tear brother
Alex walked out to a particularly bold tune, which was taken from a popular video game. Its title was "the only thing they fear is you" and as he walked out to the cage, he was pounding on his chest, and biting his fanged mouth guard, while working himself up into a state of primal rage. - Yudel6mthCommented
Another souls fallen to corruption.
"I thought I graduated from wetting the bed?" - Yudel6mthCommented
Well yes you were.
After saying this, Alex left the room, where once the group of idols collected their senses, they realized that they had royally fucked up. Alex was right. If that information got out on the internet, even without any evidence to support it, their careers would be in jeopardy. - Yudel6mthCommentedSince this dumb hoe had just raised a weapon towards Alex, this meant he was legally able to inflict violence on her. After all, if he was arrested, he could now argue that he feared for his life. Thus, before she could even react, he grabbed hold of her outstretched arm, which held the box cutter, and twisted it in a way which forced her to drop the weapon. He then threw her to the floor with a violent hip toss, which knocked the wind out of her.
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This remains me about the American sniper quote of how there are 3 kinds of men sheep, wolf and sheepdog
"Isn't that obvious? I'm a sheepdog! Now how about you three run along, before this sheepdog tears you three wolves to pieces?" - Yudel6mthCommented"Trust me... You get used to it…."
- Yudel6mthCommented"Mommy, your virginity is mine!"
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More like he would devastate her and her daughtes pelvis.
"No, he does not… As far as Alex is aware, you were the woman who gave birth to him, and your daughters are his blood-related sisters. If the boy knew the truth, that his actual mother died in childbirth, and that I married her best friend almost immediately after her passing, then it would devastate him. So, I will not have you contacting my son, and telling him this secret that you agreed to keep between us!" - Yudel6mthCommented
*sweet home Alabama stops*
If you want, you can still consider these characters to be biologically related in your head cannon. I know I will. But as for what is published, Diana will now be Alex's stepmother going forward, and her daughters will now be his stepsisters. I hope you all enjoy this sudden revision and aren't too disappointed. - Yudel7mthCommented
Mate there are easier and less painful ways to kill yourself.
"I have no idea… But you know, I think those sluts owe us for their betrayal… I have an interesting proposal if you want to hear it? It is about how we can get back at them!" - Yudel7mthCommented
I see you really like that one Zent. Glad to see it here.
"Oh, you like roleplaying, do you? Well, how about after this, we go back to my place, and I'll dress up as a soldier of the Waffen-SS, and you dress up as a Bolshevik sniper, and you pretend to be my prisoner? Sounds fun, right?"