Bara
Eh, what I don't know. I just enjoy reading a lot. I read most everything besides horror. Deliberately trying to creep yourself out struck me as dumb when I was 8
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Bara1mthReplied to Sarath7980For the same reason 12 year old boys "teabag" their fallen opponents in first person shooter games. In all honesty, isn't 12 years old a bit more mature than Lu Ze is normally? 😉
Without the support of cosmic system states, the Blade Demon Base was nothing to them.- Bara1mthReplied to Solw
Mechs come equipped with a swing blade. Right?
[Everyone on Full Alert. Light Mecha check the extended perimeter of our position. An attack that easily repelled is guaranteed to be cover for something.] Max instructed the unit as soon as the plants were downed. - Bara4mthCommented
And here I thought they were don'tciples... my bad.
Thus, he sighed, shook his head, said "thank you for answering my questions" to the female disciple with a gentle smile and walked away, leaving behind a group of dumbfounded dosciples who watched his receding figure in a daze. - Bara5mthCommented
Ah, so fitting. So very fitting. I'll be reading this just for that one sentence. 😉🤣
But when he reached the last captive, he paused. "And you," he said, a note of mockery in his voice, "a zealous vegan, imposing your views on others. Truthfully, you're just here because I needed five, and time was running short." - Bara5mthCommented
Nah, that's what they use the California Rasins for after they die. Mash them up and cram them in the joints. 🤪😉🤣
The image he got surprised him. The dome was made of a sheet of rubber sandwiched between thick hexagonal ceramic plates, and the thing holding all of them together was a synthetic raisin. - Bara5mthCommented
A crack in the fourth wall there? 😁
What, you don't pay for air? I do. At least that is what it feels like. With all these taxes and bills up my ass, I feel like even air ain't free no more. - Bara5mthCommented
Kaiju Duck vs. Godzilla. That was a heck of a movie. 😉🤪
The terrain was also used to the fullest. Sakura Islands was prone to numerous quacks of ranging magnitudes, meaning that no tall buildings could be built on the islands. Especially the small ones. - Bara5mthCommented
women in comfortable shoes? 🤪😂
'Bell, can I draw tickets in butches?' - Bara5mthCommented
I'm hearing bad 70's p0rn music in the background. 🤣😉
If he was going to stay in that penthouse, he would need the most care of all. And she did not mind spending an hour or two to go do some cleaning. - Bara5mthCommented
Coffee? It's just burnt bean juice. It's all about the CAFFEINE!!! Mwahahahahaaaa! 😵💫🤯
Looking at the cup placed in front of him, he took a sip and closed his eyes to savor the aftertaste. It tasted like his life. - Bara5mthCommented
A secret crush? Does Nova have some lingering "Daddy issues" she needs to "work out"? 🤔 🙄 🤣
{Thank you Sir} Nova thanked Aron while making the simulation program remove her blushing to prevent Aron from seeing it. - Bara5mthReplied to Eternal_Crusader
One needle in, one needle out...
"Mh.." He replied while moving his head up and down as his neck was dry after not speaking for a long time. - Bara5mthCommented
Nah, he is REALLY into shellfish... 😉
His mussels started strengthening and healing the damage they had from daily sports, removing scars from the body. - Bara6mthCommented
Nope, being the Mama's boy that he is, he was pretty much born and bred to be a fool. Seeing her won't change that a bit.
Luo Yu's eyes flickered. He lowered his head and said, "After all, Miss Qin was once engaged to me, but now she's married to someone else. If I don't take a look at her, I'll still think about her from time to time. Father, don't worry. I know how important the preparation for the exam is. No matter how she looks, I only wish to take one glance at her. That way, I'll be able to let go of her." - Bara6mthReplied to James_Bell_6276
it is an eloucust tree.
The thick old locust tree remained unmoved. - Bara6mthReplied to Pendulum_
Huh? You say something? I... uh... had something in my eye...
However, my eyes were fixated on the breasts of the woman before me. I'm not a pervert, however, she possessed such large breasts. This led me to ponder on how her physique would develop in the future, and whether she would attain a similar cup-size as Rhetessia. - Bara6mthCommented
true dat...
In fact, circumstances had nothing to do with it. He was having trouble imagining any situation where a writer would be helpful to have around. From what he knew, all writers were lazy, talentless hacks whose only real skill was finagling money out of honest people while getting off on torturing them with sadistic cliffhangers. - Bara6mthCommented
She just needed to follow that with, "Scoreboard".
"It is what it is." - Bara6mthCommented
Aaaaand, let the "yo mamma" jokes begin!!! 🤣
As though answering his thoughts, a tall man in a dark blue uniform appeared on the stage. Not only was he tall, he was actually almost a giant. Sunny even wondered if the man's mother had sinned with a bear… - Bara6mthCommented
Die with a full stomach, yep! 👍
Free lodging and food, you say?