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jmori2010

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  • jmori2010
    jmori20102h
    Commented

    Yeah, have you tried a corona without lime? šŸ¤¢

    My head felt like it was about to split open, spilling memories of cheap beer, it tasted like horse piss.
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    Game's Villain; The World of the Anima
    Fantasy Ā· Ellucid_Dreams
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    jmori201018h
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    The F... šŸ¤¢

    While speaking, Howard reached down and freed Quinn's penis, which she both loved and hated.
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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  • jmori2010
    jmori201020h
    Replied to Malcolm_Massey

    Likewise, I've never heard of it... Googled and the following came up:

    "Cough, he got PUA'd, huh? These PUA tactics are so cunningā€”dangling a boyfriend on one hand and throwing parties on the other!"
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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    jmori201020h
    Commented

    Right, everyone knows you need to cup a feel in order to hear a heart beat šŸ˜…

    But Howard was the doctor, and Cyril, not knowing better, had no grounds to question.
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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    jmori201020h
    Commented

    Not even holding hands, way too unrealistic for their ages... šŸ˜…

    After all, such a beautiful and perfect woman, whom he hadn't even held hands with, if Howard took advantage, he would truly be heartbroken.
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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    jmori201020h
    Commented

    Wow even her first kiss is intact, is this a Chinese translation? šŸ˜…

    So, to this day, his wife remains a virgin, even preserving her first kiss.
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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    jmori201021h
    Commented

    A lot of Christian girls actually, although they keep their front door in pristine condition... their backdoor is a whole other story šŸ¤£

    How many girls are willing to save their first time for their husband on their wedding night? And how many can actually accomplish that?
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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    jmori201023h
    Commented

    So she's a half-zombie? šŸ˜…

    "That's good. On your way back, he will administer the second dose of micro-antibodies to your squad. Make sure you cooperate with him, understood?!"
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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    jmori201023h
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    "Guess it's up to me to help you bathe!" Howard said, quickly stripping himself clean and then reaching out to Miranda, peeling off her clothes as if stripping a banana.
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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  • jmori2010
    jmori201023h
    Replied to Malcolm_Massey

    or maybe it really is a he šŸ˜…

    "Heh, man, don't think about getting rough. Anger me, and you'll regret it!" Dale, holding a small hammer in his hand, said with a cold laugh.
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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  • jmori2010
    jmori20101d
    Commented

    I don't think any guy would be willing to spread the fact that he had his behind handed to him by a girl šŸ¤£

    "Besides, if he wasn't secretly filming, why didn't he post this incident online to expose me? He got beaten up and didn't fight back?! Clearly, he had a guilty conscience!"
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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  • jmori2010
    jmori20101d
    Commented

    Oh, so they are girls and not g@ys? šŸ˜…

    Barlow: "But... what if they see you have a supermarket's worth of food and try to rob you? How can you, a girl, fight against men?"
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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  • jmori2010
    jmori20101d
    Commented

    I've also killed my fair share of fruits šŸ˜

    Howard had never killed a fish, let alone seen such a spectacle, the most he had ever killed was a watermelon! Seeing the zombie with a pale face, neck covered in purple veins, mouth wide open, and a ferocious expression charging at him, Howard steeled his heart.
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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    jmori20101d
    Commented

    But she managed to buy two fresh cucumbers šŸ˜

    As a flight attendant, she often flew around, spending most of her time on planes and in hotels in different places. She seldom stayed at home, so there was hardly any food stored.
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Zombie Cultivation System
    Fantasy Ā· bomer_allen
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    jmori20103d
    Commented

    She's going to become a fanatical high priestess, isn't she?šŸ¤£

    Noah nodded and brought the little girl forward, "This is a new member I've taken in. Take care of her for me, let her do some chores or something."
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Infinite Plunder
    Sci-fi Ā· bomer_allen
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  • jmori2010
    jmori20103d
    Replied to Drakeayr

    Yeah, even in the states; Nevada has an age of consent of 16... However even in other states where age of consent is 18, it's totally normal for highschool girls to date college guys... or at least in where I studied it was. So yeah I agree with Drakeayr, if the age difference isn't too large it shouldn't be an issue. However If you go with other countries' age of consent like Japan 13, Philippines is 12... and the lowest being Yemen with 9 yr olds... it can really make one uncomfortable but I guess it just depends on culture, for those living there it's probably normal... Fun little fact, to people from Bahrain the rest of the world are probably considered deviants since their age of consent is 21 šŸ˜…

    Something wasn't right!
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Infinite Plunder
    Sci-fi Ā· bomer_allen
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  • jmori2010
    jmori20103d
    Replied to Drakeayr

    oh wow, you're right!šŸ˜… Guess I better reply to your postšŸ¤£

    Something wasn't right!
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Infinite Plunder
    Sci-fi Ā· bomer_allen
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  • jmori2010
    jmori20103d
    Replied to TwistedLove

    Legal age depends on where you live, here in Nevada the age of consent is 16... Not to mention in an apocalypse šŸ˜…

    Something wasn't right!
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Infinite Plunder
    Sci-fi Ā· bomer_allen
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  • jmori2010
    jmori20103d
    Commented
    "Uh, the weather has been too hot lately, and I ate some spicy snacks which made me a bit overheated," Liu Xiaoyu explained with a dry laugh.
    altalt
    Apocalypse - Infinite Plunder
    Sci-fi Ā· bomer_allen
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  • jmori2010
    jmori20104d
    Commented

    Oh, I don't know why I expected the box to explode šŸ˜…

    As it reopened, there was a yellow serum in a glass tube fixated on the center. The middle-aged man's eyes shook in excitement "YES!!! THIS IS IT!!!"
    altalt
    I alone am the Honoured One!
    Eastern Ā· Akkuzz_69
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