AU…

When he said he met a building sized goddess and was shoved inside another human being… I was trying to remember when he met MT Lady and what sort of kinky stuff they had been doing. I believe the slang term is unbirthing🫤 let’s just say it took me a few seconds to realize what he actually meant and at least double to stop laughing about it.

Toshinor’s reaction to Inko… 😭 As much as I want to ship them… I would be 100x happier if the MC stopped acting so hypocritical and accepted the chemistry between them. Setting her up for someone else feels like 🤮 I reject the notion that such a thing is okay. Taboos are made to be broken and all that jazz… for the author to open the story up to the idea only to shy away after the mother bravely revealed her affection… it’s bitter. 😖

BOO…

…sure.

Pfft 😏 okay It must sound quite convincing when you start with the conclusion you want to derive and work backwards to come up with a plausible explanation. She conveniently never mentioned how his wanting to help doesn’t exactly extend to the male populous… while his ability is clearly still effective on those he trusts like All Might he doesn’t really seem to go out of his way to ‘bond’ (platonically) with his brethren. Is she going to mention Inko next? I mean, she apparently extrapolated that deep seated psychological background profile during her brief stent as his teacher so there’s no reason she couldn’t magically pick up on his oedipus complex, right?

Everyone has a crush…

Is it weird that I lost more than half my attraction towards her when she talked about her promiscuous past? I don’t pride myself on being judgmental… but that doesn’t mean choices don’t have consequences. I believe that she’s much more appealing without a tainted history. Having experience is normal but she made it sound like she spent more time in bed than out. I can honestly say I don’t feel like reading anything more about her in the story which is crazy since she’s my favorite character on the show.

How is Bakugo’s intelligence so high

This time BS has completely ruined the story. I was already upset by the inane reasoning behind Odin banishing him for a thousand years but I chocked it up with his comic book characters 🤬ed up personality… but you just twisted the whole situation to induce him into a self fulfilling banishment. 🤔He left before Thor was born… Since Asgardians apparently age around 1 year for every 100 that pass Thor is well over a thousand years old (possibly closer to 3 thousand) during the MCU canon. Considering they get stronger with age this would have been a terrible setback without his (stupid) system. All the time he missed… 🫤

He’s not alone… nearly every fanfic has this issue.

You messed up the characters and the timeline... 😓

Rather than Shanks he was giving off Mihawk vibes.

🤨 50% chance she used to pee while standing…

Is it just me or does the understatement of the expression ‘oww’ just sound so hilarious in these circumstances? 😂

I never really understood the logic of the majority of the EL family staying on Krypton… is this the pride of the captain going down with his ship or does he truly believe every living Kryptonian is an ‘echo’ of a bygone era? I can vaguely understand that the codex has imprinted them with something akin to a ‘program’ that ensures obedience to the council but Jor-EL and his wife have clearly been able to override such conditions and the same could be said for Zor-El and general Zod’s people. It doesn’t make sense… Another thing I find especially striking is that Jor-El and Laura opted for an illegal natural birth to give Cal the opportunity to live without the restrictions… this means that they are advocating sexual reproduction as opposed to the codex’s clone like function. 🤔 but, (depending on the version of the story) the ship took thousands of years to arrive on Earth. The planet went from a world without sentient life to one that’s full of humans. Since the Kryptonian ‘echoes’ were killed off it can be inferred that, aside from these two first cousins, no sexual partners exist. They were essentially stranded together on a deserted planet with the a implicit mission to repopulate… doesn’t that suggest that they were expected to participate in some risqué endeavors repopulate their species… 😳 kinky. 🤷🏻‍♂️Anyway… is that ring he’s wearing supposed to be a something like the lantern corps hard light construct? That’s new, right?

Yes doctor.