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CrouchingPervert

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I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot.

2017-08-06 JoinedUnited Kingdom
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert7mth
    Commented

    Man injured a dog to lure in strangers and steal their money, instant death is probably too good for them if we are being honest here!

    "What will the family of this young man do? Will they blame you? However, you have also died, and you also were in a dangerous situation. They can't blame you. Will they blame the young man for his actions? A little, but does something like this warrant an immediate death?"
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    Sword God in a World of Magic
    Fantasy · Warmaisach
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert8mth
    Commented

    I am enjoying the novel but I feel like the Author is trying too hard to push this weird negative, higher up oppression thing and it's starting make parts of the story boring and bland, Some cases like this one just don't even make sense.

    Blackwater's class system was harshly designed so that not even the majority of Alters got proper training. Only those from the A to B classes got anything resembling a proper training regiment. C and below learned almost nothing, and so the gap between the top and the bottom only increased as time went.
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    Super Necromancer System
    Fantasy · John_Doever
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert8mth
    Replied to Daoist257694

    I'll eat the yellow snow and you cannot stop me.

    "There might come a time when we won't be able to make a fire, as to not attract unwanted attention."
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    Shadow Slave
    Fantasy · Guiltythree
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert8mth
    Replied to Hawkmancody

    I agree but I doubt it's being literal, it's just how people casually speak sometimes.

    The sword might not have seemed to be that heavy right now, but every extra gram of weight was bound to feel like a ton all too soon. As the weakest member of the group, he was already struggling to keep up, so there wasn't a lot of choice. Shedding a few kilograms of iron was the right thing to do.
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    Shadow Slave
    Fantasy · Guiltythree
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert8mth
    Commented

    Yeah boo-hoo! You practiced for a few more years and are still talking about being the strongest. I wonder if Authors intentionally make these characters idiots just to annoy us!

    "It's such a pity. I originally wanted to defeat him fair and square before everyone, and let everyone know who is truly the strongest in Kirst Academy. To think that he could not even get through a small interrogation. It just shows that he can only go so far."
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    Paradise of Demonic Gods
    Eastern Fantasy · Bear Wolfdog
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert8mth
    Commented

    This seems like the kinda thing everyone would get to be honest, tho I guess limited time/talent would make things hard.

    This meant that if his endurance was 50 points, his agility and strength would each increase by 5 points.
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    Paradise of Demonic Gods
    Eastern Fantasy · Bear Wolfdog
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert9mth
    Commented

    I don't really care about MTL but I just wish it was a tag so I could avoid it from the start. It's so weird how someone with Basic English could go over this in 5minutes and straighten it out, yet they don't do that. Really cheap.

    "Who would awake from the grand dream? I've known about it all my life!"
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    10,000 Years In A Cultivation Sect: I Obtained A Powerful Technique From The Start
    Eastern Fantasy · Li Baijin
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert9mth
    Replied to Zombie_Adachi

    I think you need help man, he was just messing around. No need to write your own novel on his comment holy shit.

    One could not fall in love when one was poor. Even if one did, it would be in vain.
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    Zero To Hero In The Martial Arts Library
    Eastern Fantasy · Flammable Wood
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert10mth
    Commented

    Is this a translation thing or did the author really just decide to make, "to be precise" their favourite phrase? I think we have seen it a few times every chapter so far.

    Or to be precise, in small towns like this, there were no specific parking lots. The police department was nothing more than a small two-story building with an empty space behind it that was big enough to fit around 200 to 300 vehicles.
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    Super Detective in the Fictional World
    Sci-fi · Icy Plain's Three Elegance
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert11mth
    Commented

    Damn I hate spammers.

    The lock was a huge facility that spammed over kilometers and boasted top-end training facilities. It had over 20,000 dorm rooms, 800 training facilities, 1,000 classrooms, and 2,000 highly trained professionals and teachers to tend to the students catering.
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    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert11mth
    Commented

    Gotta love it when novels reiterate the same thing 5 times in 2 paragraphs...

    After pretending for a long time, he really seemed to have become a person with facial paralysis. There was no expression on his face at all.
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    I Cultivate Passively
    Eastern Fantasy · Bloodied White Shirt
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert11mth
    Replied to Bob_Le_Builder

    Amen, I have some of the lowest standards and MGA got dropped pretty quickly...

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    I Have Seven Dragon Souls In a cultivation world
    Eastern Fantasy · NineSleepyDragons
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert11mth
    Commented

    This is what happens when men write sex, or virgins... Though pretty sure even virgins know that this is NOT good...

    "AHHNG!~" Umilia felt as if her soul was pushed out of her body as his thick cock went as deep as it could into her womb, making her jerk her body up as she let out a loud sensuous moan.
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    The Bored Immortal
    Fantasy · Resurgent
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert11mth
    Commented

    Rough sex with the cock touching the cervix... that sounds painful as fuck lmfaoo.

    Her big breasts were bouncing up and down as Viktor continued to thrust his cock deep into her pussy, even touching her cervix.
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    The Bored Immortal
    Fantasy · Resurgent
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert11mth
    Commented

    This sounds really uncomfortable... can't imagine snuggling in bed with someone who feels like a block of metal lmfao

    However, she remembered the feeling she felt when she hugged him. It was as if she hugged a body of steel, so robust and sculpted that she could feel the power contained behind them.
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    The Bored Immortal
    Fantasy · Resurgent
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert11mth
    Commented

    How lonely u gotta be to enjoy the feeling of grabbing a girl while in a life and death situation dayum.

    That feeling… was not that bad. 
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    The World Awakens: Ten Consecutive Draws Before Invincibility
    Video Games · Levelling Up Alone
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert1yr
    Commented

    This is always the worst part about characters going back in time or being reborn... they are technically older than their actual body and they come across as predators when they sexualize their classmates now.

    Ch 15 Did I Do Something Wrong?
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    Complete Martial Arts Attributes
    Eastern Fantasy · Don't Enter The Jianghu
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert1yr
    Replied to CrouchingPervert

    Okay guys I read a little bit more and it actually gets worse somehow. This is honestly a talent.

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    The Formidable Son-In-Law: The Charismatic Lucas Gray
    Magical Realism · Mu Jiuzhou
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert1yr
    Replied to Michael_Onigbogi

    This isn't being a humble person, not even a little bit. If this is good literature you might like Cuckhold Simulator on Steam. Should be right up your alley.

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    The Formidable Son-In-Law: The Charismatic Lucas Gray
    Magical Realism · Mu Jiuzhou
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  • CrouchingPervert
    CrouchingPervert1yr
    Replied to great_Jeffrey

    This has to be a bot. What on Earth.

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    The Formidable Son-In-Law: The Charismatic Lucas Gray
    Magical Realism · Mu Jiuzhou
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