5 The Zodiac Signs As Insults

Aries: Wow, that's and lovely shade of ultra b*tch you are wearing today.

Taurus: If I wanted to hear from an asshole,

I'd fart.

Gemini: You shouldn't play hide and seek. No one would look for yoh

Cancer: I'd slap you, but shit stains.

Leo: Roses are red, Violets are blue, god has made me pretty, what happened to you?

Virgo: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

Libra: I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you

Scorpio: I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

Sagittarius: Is your a*s jealous of the amount of shit that came out of your mouth??

Capricorn: You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

Aquarius: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

Pisces: Well I could agree with you but we would be both wrong.