13 Archetypes Son! Ever hear of them?
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Yo! I miraculously manage to write this, despise the fact that the night dive to my fiancé nether region ended in me having my neck hurt.
She is as much of a presser as a hugger, damn, I'm in love, painfully squishy love.
Anyway, here is today Chapter, if I'm feeling better, maybe I will post one more tomorrow, before going into "vacation hiatus" for 1 or 2 days, …said
A dinner in a fancy restaurant, with view to the sea, or a local stage show at night while cuddling in front of a bonfire, which sounds better? It's for school homework, I assure you.
Enjoy!
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Haakon POV
Well, that could have been worse, I manage to convince them after a little talk, that I was an ACTUAL teacher, and not just some smart ass kid trying to get a free pass breaking curfew
It cost me a talk with the Chancellor tomorrow morning for sure, but, meh, mission first punishments later, I can always bullshit my way out of it anyway.
As I approached the arena, I can see Jai and Sy throwing their hands up and doing something akin to a shamanic dance ritual? gosh, my friends…they are my friends right?, yeah, something like that, are really weird, better find some normal ones soon
Haakon: Yo! all clear guys, lady, soon to be a double loser in the floor, we are clear, so you ready Chazz or need more time to admit I was right?
That seems to have strike a chord in him, cause he just gets up with all the sass of a teenage girl, unable to go to the concert of that Korean band that his husbando is part off, damn, if glares could kill
Chazz: SHUT UP! It's all your fault, he wouldn't have won, if it weren't for those cards you give him!
Yeap, little bitch discourse an all, this will be fun
Haakon: Yeah yeah, it's not that he is better than you, or that his deck is better than yours, it's me….and the two cards I give him….which only one was used by the way, sure….you gonna duel or not
Chazz: ARGH! I'm going to beat you, and when we finish your days in this academy are over, you hear me!
Ohoho little Chazzy got spunk, good, I can use that
Haakon: Tell you what, let's make that official, should we?
Everybody: Huh?
Haakon: You vs. me Chazz, if you win, I renounce my position as teacher and get in the first boat to main land, bye bye Academia for me
Syrus: What the!
Jaden: That's not cool!
Alexis: Why would you!
Haakon: BUT! if….oh who am I kidding, WHEN I win, you're going to have to go to my classes, for the rest of the year. Period!, no buts, no ifs, understand?
Alexis: Why would you ask that?!, aren't you a professor?, off curse he would have to go to your classes
Jaden: I don't know Lex, maybe he is saying he can't skip classes? that could be a torture!
Syrus: Oh Jai, not one day of class and you are already thinking of skipping lessons aren't you
Haakon: Hahaha, that's Jaden alright, but no, for all your information, only the first 3 classes of my are obligatory
If anyone decide that it isn't for them, they don't have to go.....except you 3, you own me for this would fiasco so, no skipping, only 2 time a week 1 hour each tho, so not too much.
Jaden: Oh man, more classes
Syrus: It's not that bad really
Alexis:.....
Chazzfriendsthatiforgotthenames: Hey, what about us!
Haakon:… I don't know, do whatever you want, I'm not your mama.
Chazz: ENOUGH! LET's DUEL!
Haakon: Yeah yeah, a question first, evil fairies or birds of communism? (Oh Shit,! Here we go Again)
…. Why do they keep staring at me every time I ask that, it's an A or B question people, stop overthinking it, gezz!
Chazz: What, are you Chinese or something?
Haakon: Russian actually, Nordic heritage, a proud viking too.[I think, the system checks for russian, the rest, i guess is instinct?]
Chazz: Pff, no wonder you are so fathom with that comy shit, fine, communist birds then.
As I stare at him, I grin from ear to ear in the most "you just fuck up" way I could humanly express
Haakon: Ты, голубенький, ты только что очень сильно облажался.
*Ty, goluben'kiy, ty tol'ko chto ochen' sil'no oblazhalsya*
(You little blue one, you just screwed up really bad.)
Everybody: What?
I smirk at them and proceed to go to the arena, this is going to be fun indeed
Haakon: Come on, Chazzy! I don't have all day…night, whatever, let´s end this.
He approaches the arena while I put out my secondary deck, but when I was going to put it in my disk, something came out of it…wait…is that a bird?…is that two birds?
A little red and brown bird and a weird but kinda cute blue one came out from the deck
They fly above my head in circles until each perch on one of my shoulders, they look at me and chirp, they look…happy
Haakon: [Are…are you duel spirits…Robina? Floowandereez?]
They nod their little heads, huh, well look at that, my first encounter with spirits, who would have tho, but why did they appear when Aluber and Albaz didn't
Wait…Robina and Floo are an LVL 1 monster while Aluber and Albaz are LVL 4, my LVL 1 Ba may not have the strength to contact them, but this one is LVL 1 themselves, this need more investigation time, unfortunately am about to beat rich kid ass now.
Haakon: [It's nice to meet you, but I'm kinda about to have a duel, do you mind if we talk later, also, mind helping me out a little here, I want to end this quickly if you know what I mean.]
They look at each other before chirping in a happy melodious tune, I think they understand it, also they seem to agreed, good, as they return to my deck I look into Chazz who already reach the other side of the arena
Haakon: Ready Chazz?
Chazz: More than you newbie
Chazz/Haakon: DUEL!
Chazz: 4000LP
Haakon: 4000LP
Haakon: As your future professor I will give you a freebie, go on, your move
Chazz: You are going to regret that. DRAW!
I use Pot of Greed and draw 2 more cards
Pot of Greed Spell/Normal
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Then I summon Chthonian Soldier in attack mode!
A soldier appears on the field, ready to fight for his master
Chthonian Soldier Monster/Lvl4/Dark/Warrior/Effect
Atk: 1200 Def: 1400
When this monster is destroyed, your opponent takes any Battle Damage you took from that battle.
But he will not be here for long, I use Double Summon!, i tribute Chthonian Soldier and tribute summon Helpoemer in attack mode
Double Summon Spell/Normal
You can Normal Summon 1 additional time this turn. You can only gain this effect once per turn.
With an expression of disbelief that his master would call him just to get rid of him, the soldier is consumed by darkness and in his place a primal horror sitting on his throne appears.
Helpoemer Monster/Lvl/Drak/Fiend/Effect
Atk: 2000 Def: 1400
If this card is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard as a result of battle, this card's effect is activated. As long as this card is in the Graveyard, your opponent discards 1 card randomly from his/her hand at the end of his/her Battle Phase. This card cannot be Special Summoned from the Graveyard.
I set two cards face down and I end my turn.
Chazzcheerleaders: That's it, Chazz/ Show him who rules!
As the background characters keep inflating Chazz ego, I took a moment to re-think this, Reborn Zombie, Chthonian-Polymer, Chthonian Soldier, Helpoemer.....what kind of mash-up deck does this guy use! how did he pass the exam…did…did he bought his way into the Academia?
Haakon: Chazz, as your future professor, I have to ask….is this really your move?
Chazz: Shut it, I know what I'm doing, last time was a foozle, this time I'm winning, I'm no scare of those fusion monsters of yours
Let me guess, one of those is Polymer again, Oh well, I try, seems he needs some thug love
Haakon: Who said anything about fusions?
Everyone: What?
Jaden: Um Haakon? Professor Parvus? whatever, man, we saw your duel exam remember, you have like, all those awesome fusion monsters!
Syrus: Yeah, they are kinda scary tho
Haakon: Of course they are, but remember what Crowler choose back then?
Alexis:… Evil fairies?
Haakon: Yup!, but Chazzy here chose good old communism, so, let me show you the concept of "Our turn Comrade!" DRAW!
First, i normal summon Floowandereeze & Robina!
Two beautiful birds descend to the field skillfully, with grace and elegance
Floowandereeze & Robina Monster/LVL1/Water/Wing-Beast/Effect
Atk: 600 Def: 1200
If this face-up card would leave the field, banish it instead. You can only use each of the following effects of "Floowandereeze & Robina" once per turn, and cannot Special Summon during the turn you activate either effect. If this card is Normal Summoned: You can add 1 Level 4 or lower Winged Beast monster from your Deck to your hand, then immediately after this effect resolves, you can Normal Summon 1 Winged Beast monster. If a Winged Beast monster is Normal Summoned to your field while this card is banished: You can add this card to your hand.
Chazz: What, LVL 1 and 600 ATK, are you insulting me!
Oh, no… I'm doing so much worse.
Haakon: Why would I do that?, this is a lesson Chazz, now learn, Robina effect, i can can add 1 Level 4 or lower Winged Beast monster from my Deck to my hand AND THEN immediately after this effect resolves, I can Normal Summon 1 Winged Beast monster, but I can't special summon for the rest of the turn!
Alexis: What! a second normal summon! Without using Double Summon!
Syrus: Is that even legal!
Haakon: Rule n°18 of duel monsters, if a card says it does something, even if it goes against game mechanics and rules, IT DOES, I search for Floowandereeze & Eglen and then summon it
An eagle from "America, fuck yeah!" appears in the sky of the dueling arena, ready to kill its prey.
Floowandereeze & Eglen Monster/LVL1/Wind/Wing-Beast/Effect
Atk: 800 Def: 1000
If this face-up card would leave the field, banish it instead. You can only use each of the following effects of "Floowandereeze & Eglen" once per turn, and cannot Special Summon during the turn you activate either effect. If this card is Normal Summoned: You can add 1 Level 7 or higher Winged Beast monster from your Deck to your hand, then immediately after this effect resolves, you can Normal Summon 1 Winged Beast monster. If a Winged Beast monster is Normal Summoned to your field while this card is banished: You can add this card to your hand.
Chazz: Another weak bird?! wait, does that means!
Haakon: Glad you catch on!, Eglen effect, if he is Normal Summoned I can add 1 Level 7 or higher Winged Beast monster from my Deck to my hand, then immediately, I can Normal Summon 1 Winged Beast monster, same restriction on special summon as Robina, tho it doesn't matter at this point, does it?
I search for Floowandereeze & Empen and then i tribute my two monster to summon him!
Imposing and majestic, the emperor penguin appears on the dueling field, awaiting the orders of its master
Floowandereeze & Empen Monster/LVL10/Wind/Winged-Beast/Effect
Atk: 2700 Def:1000
If this card is Tribute Summoned: You can add 1 "Floowandereeze" Spell/Trap from your Deck to your hand, then immediately after this effect resolves, you can Normal Summon 1 monster. While this Tribute Summoned card is in the Monster Zone, your opponent cannot activate the effects of Special Summoned monsters they control in Attack Position. Once per battle, during damage calculation, if this card battles an opponent's monster (Quick Effect): You can banish 1 card from your hand; that opponent's monster's current ATK/DEF become halved until the end of this turn.
Jaden: Wow so many normal summonses, and that 2700 penguin looks so cool
Syrius: is…is that a pun?
Jaden: ….no
Alexis: Guys…is it me or Professor Parvus just took those two birds out of the game?
As she said that everyone look at me putting bot Robina and Eglen in the banishment zone….which is everybody closes pocket in this time and age, weird, I would have to get some deck holders.
Chazz: Hey what gives!, monsters that were tribute are sent to the GY, you are a professor and didn't even know that!
Haakon: Actually they don't, all the "small" Floowandereeze monsters exclude themselves from the game instead of going to the graveyard
Jaden: Wow, that's kinda
Syrus: Heavy, once out of game there is almost no form to recover cards
Alexis:.... Am guys?…look!
As they hear Alexis, they widen their eyes when Empen cry into the sky and two translucent birds fly to my hand, as I proceed two add Robina and Eglen to my hand
Chazz: What's going on!
Haakon: I would tell you, this Chazz, is a chain, a 3 part in fact, and as all chains, it resolves backwards, chain 3 Eglen, If a Winged Beast monster is Normal Summoned to my field while this card is banished, I can add it to my hand, same with Robina as chain 2, and as chain 1 Empen effect!
If he is Tribute Summoned I can add 1 "Floowandereeze" Spell/Trap from my Deck to my hand, then immediately after this effect resolves, I can Normal Summon 1 monster, but lucky for you, I won't.
Chazz: They came back on its own?!.
Haakon: Yes, this is something you will learn in classes Chazz, resource maintenance, from 1 card I manage to add 3 more from my deck, while summoning a 2 tribute monster and didn't lose any cards in hand, in fact, I'm +2 now with 8 cards in hand. See, management.
Alexis: [He is right, while Chazz started with 6 cards, even going +1 whit Pot of Greed, his play left him with 1 monster and 2 set cards in camp, but only 2 cards in hand, while Professor Parvus that hasn't ended his turn, have a powerful monster in the field and 8 cards in hand. This doesn't look good for Chazz]
Haakon: Now I activate this card, Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Winds
An image of a dreamy sunset appears on the magic card played
Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Winds Spell/Continuous
You can conduct Tribute Summons that require 2 Tributes by sending 1 monster you control and 1 card your opponent controls to the GY instead of Tributing (it is still treated as a Tribute Summon). During your Main Phase: You can reveal up to 2 Winged Beast monsters in your hand and place them on the bottom of your Deck in any order, then draw the same number of cards. You can only use this effect of "Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Winds" once per turn.
I won't use its effect tho, then I put 2 cards face down and end my turn, your move Chazz
Chazz: You aren't attacking?
Haakon: As I said, your move
Chazz:[Is this guy mocking me, he has the stronger monster, yet didn't do anything with it, is he going easy on me, nobody goes easy on Chazz Princeton! Nobody!]
You would regret that, my turn, DRAW!
Now I'm going to show you, I activate my trap card Call of the Hunted, I bring back my Chthonian Soldier in attack mode!
Call of the Haunted Trap/Continuous
Activate this card by targeting 1 monster in your GY; Special Summon that target in Attack Position. When this card leaves the field, destroy that monster. When that monster is destroyed, destroy this card.
Then I sacrifice my two monster and summon Despair from the Dark!
A menacing shadow spreads across the dueling field, rising as a sinister smile appears on his face.
Despair from the Dark Monster/LVL8/Dark/Zombie/Effect
Atk: 2800 Def: 3000
When this card is sent from your hand or Deck to your GY by your opponent's card effect: Special Summon this card.
Jaden: Wow, that doesn't look good!
Syrus: Is stronger than Haakon's monster!
Chazz: I will show you to not underestimate me, battle! Despair atta
Haakon: Not so fast, in your declaration to chance phases I activate my trap card Floowandereeze and the Dreaming Town
Floowandereeze and the Dreaming Town Trap/Normal
During the Main Phase: Immediately after this effect resolves, Normal Summon 1 Level 4 or lower Winged Beast monster. If you Tribute Summon a Level 7 or higher monster while this card is in your GY: You can banish this card; change all monsters your opponent controls to face-down Defense Position. You can only use this effect of "Floowandereeze and the Dreaming Town" once per turn.
Chazz: Rrrggh fine!, not that going to help you, what does it do?
Haakon: Oh not too much, just that, During the Main Phase: Immediately after this effect resolves, I can Normal Summon 1 Level 4 or lower Winged Beast monster, like, you know, my Robin
As I said this, the wind blow high and from the sheer gale two happy birdies descend
Haakon: And you already know Robina's effect, don't you Chazz
Chazz eyes open with realization and in a whisper he said
Chazz: ...no
Haakon: YES, WELCOME TO MOTHER RUSSIA, COMRADE! , WHERE YOUR TURN, IT´S OUR TURN!
Robina's effect, i can can add 1 Level 4 or lower Winged Beast monster from my Deck and immediately Normal Summon 1 Winged Beast monster, I add Floowandereeze & Stri and normal summon Eglen!
The wise eagle descend once more, but while not remain for two long
Haakon: Then Eglen effect, I add 1 Level 7 or higher Winged Beast monster from my Deck and immediately after this effect resolves, I perform a Normal Summon of 1 Winged Beast monster, I add Raiza the Mega Monarch, and then the fun begins.
Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Winds start to shine as my next words shock them all
Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Winds effect! , I can conduct Tribute Summons that require 2 Tributes by sending 1 monster I control and 1 card my opponent controls to the GY instead of Tributing the needed monsters, this is still treated as a Tribute Summon by the way.
I tribute Eglen and your remain face down card to summon Raiza the Mega Monarch
As Eglen leave the field, Chazz face down card illuminate in fashioned light before going to his cemetery
Only for a storm like no other decent to the arena and from whiting, a giant in green light armor appear, commanding the winds as his supreme emperor.
Raiza the Mega Monarch Monster/LVL8/Wind/Winged-Beast/Effect
Atk: 2800 Def: 1000
You can Tribute Summon this card by Tributing 1 Tribute Summoned monster. If this card is Tribute Summoned: Target 1 card on the field and 1 card in either GY, also if this card was Tribute Summoned by Tributing a WIND monster, you can target an additional card on the field; place the first target(s) on the top of the Deck in any order, also, after that, return the additional target (if any) to the hand.
Alexis: 2800 ATK point, that's the same as Chazz monster, but why, if he could release any one card in Chazz field, why not his monster?
Haakon: Good questions alumni Rhodes, and the answer is simple, Raiza the Mega Monarch effect!
If he is Tribute Summoned I can Target 1 card on the field and 1 card in either GY, they are place in the top of the deck in any order I wish, also if Raiza was summon tributing one WIND monster, then I can target one additional card on the field and put it in its owners hand!
Chazz: But that means!
Haackon: Said bye bye to your monster, I return your Fear of the Darkness and your Chthonian Soldier back to your deck, Fear on the top, then I return Robina to my hand.
Also, Eglen effect, since a wing beast was summoned, he returns to my hand!
And just like that, all cards on Chazz field were whipped out…in his own turn…ufff that has to hurt
Haakon: So, what's going to be Chazzy boy, you still have 2 cards left, anything to do?
Chazz look at me with hate, but it turns into despair as he looks at his hand, so nothing there huh, petty
Chazz:.....i…i…i end my turn
Jaden: Wow!, he demolishes Chazz field completely
Syrus: And in his own turn, i thought the evil fairies and dragons were scary, but those birds are worse!
Alexis: In all my years studying duel monster I have never seen something like that, to play not only in your turn but dominate your opponents, I guess I understand why he was given the position of professor
Jaden: Yeah, and he is going to teach us
Syrus: Is too late to go to the community duel college?
Haakon: My turn then, Draw, now, next lesson, when dueling you can do 2 things, go for the minimum to win, OR flex your might and go full out needlessly, so Chazz, what's going to be
Man he looks so depress, I may have gone a little far here, the kid doesn't even use an archetype deck, not even a synergy tool box one
Chazz: Just finish this already
Haakon: Very well, Raiza, Empen, finish him, attack Chazz directly.
Chazz LP: 4000 ⇾ 0
Winner: Haakon Parvus
And just like that the duel was over, and I have one more student assured in my class, I hope
I look at Chazz, the guy really didn't take it well, I can hear him from here, god's dammit, I guess if I'm going to be a teacher better be a good one here.
I approach him, and as I do, his two "friends" stop me
Chazz: No!….lets him talk
I see into his eyes, they look dark and dead, but if you look close, a little fire is still there, time to ignite it
Haakon: I hope you remember our bet, classes will start next week for me, I want you there.
Chazz: And why should I! just for you to humiliate me more!
Haakon:.... I'm a professor Chazz, despite my age I took that to heart, my job is not to make you feel bad, it is to make you stronger! do you know what I saw in this duel?
Chazz: What? a loser?
Haakon: No, I saw a young man with potential yet with so much to learn, do you know what the main difference between you, me and Jaden is?
He doesn't respond, but I can see it, he's listening, good
Haakon: Archetypes, we run archetypes, my Floowandereeze and Jaden heroes, all are part of an archetype
All have cards that support the deck's strategies, even my fusion deck, it may be a mash-up of 4 different Archetypes, but all of them have synergy with each other
Yet look at your deck, only a couple of card have anything related, your deck is not a control stunt deck, nor an OTK battle deck or even a gimmick one
Yours feels like some monsters put in together with some other cards just to have 40 cards.
Go to my classes, Chazz, I will teach you the proper methods of constructing a deck, effects and plays that you have never dream off
You are a Princeton, you have the connections and the money to create a deck from scratch, one that can actually compete, a consistent and versatile deck that goes for one or two end games.
Chazz looked at the ground, his brain going full throttle analyzing my words, time pass by until I see it, the flame, is brighter now.
Chazz: TSK, whatever, a deal is a deal, I will be there, but no expect me to call you professor, I still haven't given up yet
I will learn all what you know, and then, I'm going to beat you and him!
Haakon*smirk*: And nothing would make me prouder, if you can, of course
As we said our piece, we part ways, I go to the guys, this has been a crazy night alright
Jaden: Yo! that duel was sick, never knew you could play that way!
Alexis: Indeed, will you teach this kind of thing in your classes, professor Parvus?
Haakon: That's the idea, take 90% of all you guys knew about dueling, and throw it out the window, by the end of the year, I'm going to have your duel evolve to a height never seen before, not even the king of game would compete, that's for sure!
Syrus: I, don't think that's possible, but I will definitely go!
Jaden: Yeah, I'm certainly going too, but I want to duel you too!
Alexis: Same here
Haakon: hahaha sure sure, tell you what, whoever does better in classes, get to duel me at the end of the year, no offense, but right now, none of you are my opponents
Alexis: It pains me to admit it, but I guess it's true.
Haakon: safe trip to your dorms, see you all in classes tomorrow, I'm still a student too you know.
Jaden: Oh man, I hate waking up early
As they go, a smile gets his way into my face, there is nothing like the feeling of being a good teacher, giving lessons to the next generation...expect for this of course!
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Oh my precious, we are finally together!
As I silly laugh, wile kissing my PoG (don't judge me!) Two bird look at me helplessly while trying to understand the type of loony they new master was.
End of Chapter
