Reincarnation? Nah, growth tube.

When I woke up I found myself in a completely black space. I tried to look around but I couldn't move at all. I was about to freak out and curse out that God but then I remembered he said I was going to get reincarnated.

I didn't think he meant that literally.

The dense liquid around me and the fact that my limbs won't move an inch lead me to believe that this is the womb.

How quaint.

I have to spend 9 months in this hell hole with nothing to do but stare at the wall.

And then another 9 months laying motionlessly in a crib.

I let out a sigh.

'At least I can amuse myself by checking out my status.' I muse in my mind as I call out "status" and a bright blue holographic screen appears right in my face.

⟪Status⟫

(Name: NULL) - (Race: NULL)

(Alignment: None) - (Class: Warrior)

(Level: 1) - (Class Level: 1)

(EXP: 0/100) - (Class EXP: 0/1000)

(HP: NULL) - (MP: NULL) - (SP: NULL)

(ATK: NULL) - (SPD: NULL) - (DEF: NULL) - (RES: NULL)

(STR: NULL) - (AGI: NULL) - (END: NULL)

(SEN: NULL) - (DEX: NULL) - (CHA: NULL)

(INT: NULL) - (WIS: NULL) - (LUK: NULL)

(HP Regen: NULL) - (MP Regen: NULL) - (SP Regen: NULL)

Gil: 0

Status Points: 0

⟪Skills⟫

[Yamato - Slice through the air with your hand or a weapon and cut through time and space to ignore all defense and possibly open portals to other universes for 25% of your total MP with a 30-second cooldown.]

[Instant Dungeon Create/Escape - Materialize a pocket dimension outside the standard time stream for various grinding purposes and for no MP cost or cool-down]

⟪Class Skills⟫

[Sword Slash LV 1 - A basic active sword skill gained when [Class: Warrior] gets to level 1 that deals 2x your ATK stat for a single slash that costs 10 MP per skill use and has a 0.5-second cooldown.]

⟪Equipment⟫ [Cosmetic Setting: Off]

(Main Hand: None)

(Off Hand: None)

(Head: None)

(Body: None)

(Arms: None)

(Hands: None)

(Leggings: None)

(Feet: None)

(Accessory 1: None)

(Accessory 2: None)

(Titles: None)

⟪Status⟫

"Holy hell!" I looked over my status with slight awe. I meant to only bring up my status and this gave me an entire essay about my personal life. I like a detailed resume as much as the next CEO but I'm not tryna see this entire thing every time I want to check out my status goddamn.

Everything about my stats is null save for a few things. Make sense as I haven't even been born yet, though I do still have some skills. Not too sure if it's possible to use them or not but I don't want to risk killing my new mother if I can use them.

Still though two tabs for skills eh? Weird design choice but it's for my benefit so who am I to complain. A tab for class and one for personal skills means I can probably learn mage or assassin skills if I try hard enough, and one for class means I get free skills when I level up. I think anyway.

Cosmetic setting means that I can choose if I want my current gear to be visible to the outside world, solo leveling style. I think ima keep it off because I doubt that mixed matched armor sets will look very badass and that's one of the key things you want when gaming. At least it is for me.

Looking over my status I notice that I don't have an inventory. Or I do but it's very limited and won't store anything that doesn't count as equipment. That kinda sucks but I bet I could nab a backpack or chest that allows for infinite storage during quests or when dungeon diving. Probably.

Honestly, this long page has everything that I need. I would have preferred a short one this works too, at the very least it's better than there being too little information.

Suddenly the space around me shakes and rumbles constricting and trying to squash me. No, not squash it's trying to push me out!

Ha! I don't have to spend 9 months here!

I don't even have to spend 9 minutes here!

Seeing a light in the distance I get a little giddy. I mean this is actual reincarnation! I just got isekaied! The wet dream of any weeb just happened to me! Suck it all you normies!

"ARISE MY CREATION!"

Hold on, wait a minute. Something ain't right.

"KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!"

That was disgusting, who laughs like that? After hearing that the light slowly gets brighter and brighter until I finally get a clear picture of what's going on.

Instead of being in the arms of a doctor, I felt submerged in some type of growth tank with liquid all around me with a tube lodged down my throat and cuffs keeping my hands and legs against the back of the tank.

But that wasn't the worst of it. No, the worst of it was what I saw when I opened my eyes, and it was horrifying.

I slowly open my eyes and standing right in front of me is a very old and decrepit looking man with a hunch, a dirty lab coat with a cane in his right hand. The man has hundreds of puss-filled blisters all over his ugly ass face, his bones can be seen through his skin, his teeth are piss yellow and he looks like a sadistic fuck who r*pes babies for a living.

The living incarnation of nightmare fuel.

"Kekeke, I have finally done it, now the prime minister will surely reward my efforts and fund my research, I will become the most powerful man on the planet with you at my side." This hunchback of Notre Dame's ugly cousin looking ass dude cackles disgustingly while muttering to himself and doing the signature villain hand rub.

'Oh hell no. I am not staying here.' I have no clue as to what this dude is on about but I don't plan to find out. I tried to thrash around and rip the cuffs off the wall but found they were too strong for me to move even an inch.

Fuck.

I forgot my stats were null.

Hold on, they were null because I hadn't been born yet but now that I have been born. Or created in this case, I should have them right?

'Status'

⟪Status⟫

(Name: NULL) - (Race: Artificial Human)

(Alignment: None) - (Class: Warrior)

(Level: 1) - (Class Level: 1)

(EXP: 0/100) - (Class EXP: 0/1000)

(HP: 600) - (MP: 600) - (SP: 1200)

(ATK: 30) - (SPD: 90) - (DEF: 30) - (RES: 75)

(STR: 30) - (AGI: 30) - (END: 30)

(SEN: 30) - (DEX: 30) - (CHA: 30)

(INT: 30) - (WIS: 30) - (LUK: 15)

(HP Regen: 1/Min ) - (MP Regen: 1/Min) - (SP Regen: 10/Min)

GIL: 0

Status Points: 0

⟪Skills⟫

[Yamato - Slice through the air with your hand or a weapon and cut through time and space to ignore all defense and possibly open portals to other universes for 25% of your total MP with a 30-second cooldown.]

[Instant Dungeon Create/Escape - Materialize a pocket dimension outside the standard time stream for various grinding purposes and for no MP cost or cool-down]

⟪Class Skills⟫

[Sword Slash LV 1 - A basic active sword skill gained when [Class: Warrior] gets to level 1 that deals 2x your ATK stat for a single slash that costs 10 MP per skill use and has a 0.5-second cooldown.]

⟪Equipment⟫ [Cosmetic Setting: Off]

(Main Hand: None)

(Off Hand: None)

(Head: None)

(Body: None)

(Arms: None)

(Hands: None)

(Leggings: None)

(Feet: None)

(Accessory 1: None)

(Accessory 2: None)

(Titles: None)

⟪Status⟫

They arent the cuffs are just too strong.

Fuck.

Meanwhile, the old man starts laughing "KEKEKEKEKEK! I have finally created my very own Teigu!" He declares loudly with his hands raised into the air mad scientist style. Actually, looking around the room that is currently my birthplace I find I'm in a lab somewhere underground, I don't really want to call it a lab because it's dirty as hell. There is dirt and grime everywhere and bloody tools scattered all over the room.

Wait a second.

Did he just say Teigu? As in imperial arms? As in the weapons made from Danger beasts? As in the monstrous animals that roam around in the world of Akame Ga kill? As in the show where everyone dies at the end? As in the show where the MC has less screen time than a disposable character?

That show?

"Hmm? Oh, it seems you're awake" A shiver runs down my spine as the ugly dude notices my gaze and turns to me while grinding madly at me with his foul-smelling teeth on full display as he slowly stalks toward me.

'ID CREATE ID CREATE ID CREATE ID CREATE!!!!'