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Years of leveling

30 years of leveling and I am still F class adventurer, I think I am not suited for becoming an adventurer but I don't want to become a big muscle-ass farmer!!! I just don't want to be like my father who didn't return after planning to buy cocow milk. But I cannot believe that I will be going to encounter a much more big problem than my problem of leveling, is it to protect the goddess of misfortune and defeat the dark king dragon...wait an F-class adventurer ordered to kill a Dragon king??!!!? THE WORLD IS OUT OF MIND!!!!!!!!! —+—+—+— Also, the cover is now owned by me, if the artist wants to take it down, please contact me.

AshenToon · Fantasy
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Holy cow

She looks at Woo very eagerly awaiting his answer as if he was going to be her Savior. It's ok for him to become her savior, but becoming bait to the undead before becoming her savior was a bit suicidal, therefore he will just step back right now.

"I think this is not the time to shine."

"What?"

Puppy dog eyes activate!

"Owo, how could you make this little puppy bait, please have mercy."

"...."

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"Ahhh!! Have mercy on me!!"

He trembling screaming all his might just to at least make Rose change her stony mind.

"I'm still young to be eaten! How could you let a delicate young man die!!"

"Don't worry I got a plan, you can't die so be sure."

He was all tied in a rope which too strong to break free, after Rose tied him to a tree, she quietly whispers something secretly.

"Maybe I will let you die young."

Gulp, deep inside his mind, he loudly shout every holy word he remembered.

'Why me?! Holy cow of my father, why it must be me!?'

Suddenly a holy light opens up from the dark sky and a holy cow dressed in a priest's robe talks to him.

(A:Wait, that's impossible I didn't write that way.)

-My son, descendant of my blood, is this what you want?-

"My humble me don't like to die young."

-How come you said to yourself, you want to make a good expression in front of her?-

"Just please help me survive, my holy cow."

The holy cow looked at him so pitifully as if it regret creating him, then it walk back and said something before the holy light from the sky closed.

-This time I blessed you to be my beloved son.-

'What the hell was that?' Asking himself what does it mean and almost forgot that he was going to die. Well at least he is not one of those cows, he was also lucky to be not bear as a cow.

Rose stealthily hides near the tombs to make a great explosion plan without hurting Woo.

Woo wants to live yet so he'll just follow what Rose told him to do, which is to make noises while Rose makes some weird rituals again.

Whatever happen to him before he do this, Rose was responsible for all this thing. Woo gathers up his courage to make a suicidal act and is ready to die again.

"HEY, YOU SINGLE LOSERS!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE OBEYING A KID'S ORDER? HOW SHAMEFUL!!"

"Whaaa?!"

The little girl was surprised to hear those words again from this guy's mouth while tied to a tree. The little girl's surroundings become to turn ash even the dead grass, seeing this makes him want to hide again, no he can't do that, his the only man here therefore he should be the one to stop this fight but the truth is he is the one who started the fight.

"Rose, a very very lot of armies coming here, Rose help."

Sensing that Rose is gone from the tombs, he broke a lot of sweat.

"I want him dead to hell!"

Ordering the armies of skeletons to kill him from the girl who was so angry. This was much worse than dying to slimes, he can't even imagine how his dear soul parish to hell just because he insulted a little girl twice.

(A:Not my business anymore.)

The skeletons are so close to him, he even feels the bad breath on this undead. But before the skeletons touch his life, something appeared in the sky like a small thousand meteorites falling into the skeletons.

Wait, does it means he will die too? This can't be right!

Trying so hard to break free but failing to do that. Even the little girl didn't care about the meteorites that were going to fall in her armies, for she is want to kill him right now. He closed his eyes and asked forgiveness from his God for disrespecting a little girl.

WHING-

BOOMMMM!!!

BOOMMMM!!!

BOOMMMM!!!

The explosions last one minute long before they stop raining meteorites, but Woo at least suffers a thousand rs of living in hell. To his surprise he survive the explosion without injuries as if something protecting him from dying, maybe it was his Holy God!

Or maybe not. Then he suddenly remembered what Rose said to him.

Based on what Rose said to him the dozens of armies of skeletons were a bit too large and making her waste much of her strength in killing the undead and planned to wipe out the undead with a great explosion together, therefore, the people from the city will notice something wrong happening here and inspect this place, but to do that she needs a small time to summon bigger magic than the one Woo see ago, so she made him her bait to make the armies of skeletons swarm him.

Did you know that in this world some people create a religion of a holy cow, which was the symbol of freedom and idiotic life.

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