[ Quote of the day: My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich ]
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" Do you ever just look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex?"
Probably not a lot. But, these where Klaus Solomon's thoughts, believe it or not.
He opened and closed his mouth several times, absently wondering if he'd finally lost his mind. Otherwise, he didn't have much of an explanation for the glowing, golden text that floated in front of him within the expanse of the surrounding void.
[ Welcome Klaus Solomon to the Reincarnation Void~]
Ringing throughout his mind is a soothing otherworldly beautiful female voice. A voice that screamed Goddess!
Klaus paled and let out a nervous laugh, because surely he was reading that wrong. He fucking hopes so. He really does.
[ Please select your gender: Male/Female/Neither ]
Oh, great Azathoth...
[ Please select your gender: Male/Female/Neither ]
He didn't even remember how he ended up in this situation.
Actually, he didn't remember much of anything right now, except for—
" Watch out, Truck!"
" Holy shit! It's Truck-sama!"
" Huh?"
*BOOOOM!*
' Burning! Hot! Scorching Hot!'
Klaus let out a shuddering breath as the memory faded, feeling his hand twitching towards his phantom burns, from that exploded Truck.
He died...
He died by choking on his own blood and smoke. Not a great way to go, trust him on this. It was pure fucking Hell.
[ Please select your gender: Male/Female/Neither ]
Klaus died doing just about the only selfless thing he'd ever done in his worthless life. After a lifetime of avoiding people like the plague and trying not to get caught up in their issues, he finally helped someone out, and it got him killed.
So… a second chance didn't sound terrible, given the circumstances. Maybe he could make something of himself in this vast Omniverse. Amongst all of the superpowered psychopaths and rampaging assholes.
Just maybe he can make a difference.
[ Please select your gender: Male/Female/Neither ]
Klaus pursed his lips, staring at the floating text box in front of him. It was a second chance. A very, very weird one, but It was one nevertheless.
So… all things considered, he wasn't completely fucked. Just… mostly.
Klaus withheld a snort,' Optimism for the win.'
With a shake of his head, he selected 'Male.'
[ Are you sure about your choice? [Y/N] ]
He tapped the ['Y'] option, then raised a brow when the next box appeared.
[ Reincarnation complete. Calculating Karma points...]
' Karma points? Well shit, let's hope I'm like those other MCs getting a shitload of It and get OP fast. I don't even want a Harem, just give me an overpowered power or two.'
[ Calculating...Calculating...Calculating...]
Klaus's lips twitched. How bad is the service here in the Void?
Did the Void forget to buy their Electric or Wi-Fi bill?
....Does a Void have to pay bills?
Klaus groaned. The Void is definitely fucking him somehow and not in the good way! Why is he thinking this?!
Saving him from his mind was a clear ding.
[ Ding! Due to your Karma Points, the Void Of Reincarnation has 4 Options. Would you like to hear them? ]
Four? It's four more than he thought he was gonna get.
' Let's hear 'em.'
[ Affirmative!
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(1)-Heaven: You go to Heaven and finally be at peace. Though I did hear from a certain blue-haired Goddess, they don't have any internet or Manga, so be careful with what you pick!
(2)-Hell: Why would you pick this? Why? Are you a masochist or something? Don't pick this! The Sexy Demons aren't worth it! Anime lied to you! They have dicks too!RUNNNN!
(3)-Void: My personal favorite, you stay here with Me, The Void~! I may be an emotionless and genderless being, but we could find something to do~!
(4)-Reincarnation/Transmigration: A favorite amongst your kind. You will get a second chance at life in a random world. Upon waking there, you will have a "Cheat" that is based on your Karma Points. So...Gacha with your life. Good luck if you pick this one! ]
One and two is definitely out. Both sound boring.
Three is alright...
But, what is he gonna do in the Void? With The Void?
It's pretty clear on what his only option is.
" One dose of Transmigration, please."
[ One dose of Transmigration coming right up! Have fun, Klaus! Don't forget about me! ]
Klaus was soon devoured by nothingness as he smiled at The Void.
" I won't."
How could he?
A angelic giggle was the response he got as he became - Nothingness.
However, the last he thing he saw made him pale.
[ Have fun In DXD! ]
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[ Ending of Chapter. Please wait for the next chapter~! Have a great day to whoever is reading this~ ]