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Why Does The Ship That I've Made Always Sink?

Li Yun - a fellow rotten green apple AKA a fudanshi has a curse?!! Every CP, every potential pairing, every semeXuke pairing he makes in every novels or dramas he watched reach a certain ending ... It always ends in tragedy. " What is the use of pairing? They always break or fell apart " One day he wakes up with a diamond inlaid silver ring slipped at his finger with a little paper inserted on it that said: ---What will you do to repair what you've done, Honey??? Once he read the note,the world he is in... turned to darkness. A mechanical flirty voice greeted him: This little one welcomes You,My Master~~~ I'm Mend The Ship System~~~ Please take care of me♡♡~~ If you failed to mend the ship,you will disappear in the oblivion forever...~~~~ As in ...*Poof* Teeheee~~~ Li Yun:The fudge!*splashes blood to the system at his mind* ----I will wait for you... ----I win and my reward is... ----Do I need to prove my love for you? ----Will showing my smile enough to melt you? ----Killing you??Not a chance!!!I want you...A.L.I.V.E. Li Yun: The hot chocolate fudge!!!!Please Let This Ship Sink!!! QAQ

CornyCorn_123 · LGBT+
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36 Chs

Chapter 2.2

The system blabbered for a long time. Li Yun organized his thoughts and with his mind, he made the system's blabbering turned into a thing with sense.

This mission came from the Mu Zi Lei x Bai Xuan ship that he made on his breaking the curse trial plan that was courtesy of Ming Lan. It was all about him making ships and pairings as many as possible and the result was...

As expected, failure!!!

Li Yun: orz

In  "Love and Loyalty" web drama the pairing Ling Xiao x Li Yan ship was "blessed" by Li Yun, this time, the Mu Zi Lei x Bai Xuan was currently under the brink of destruction if he will not make any efforts to mend it.

Li Yun: =.= This was really...Fudge!

Mu Zi Lei was the male lead and Bai Xuan was the potential female lead of the manhua "Cherry And Plum Blossoms". And the camp Li Yun was currently in was...

The potential female lead that should succesfuly sailed with Mu Zi Lei. The arrogant and loyal ice queen, hard on the outside but soft on the inside (that was the description of the fans, also includes Li Yun) Bai Xuan. And the identity he was currently using was the photo copied twin brother that she had.

Li Yun get off from the black car and waved goodbye to Sebastian. He walked towards the gate and observed the classy structure of the university when an aching pain was transmitted from his shoulder that originated from a certain someones pat.

" Bai Xiao Ning!!! Hurry!!! We will be late at the class if we don't run! We're graduating in a few days from this hell course! "

And the one who dragged Li Yun's arms toward the room was Bai Xiao Ning's male friend, Fang Wei.

*ping*

---[Mission Triggered! Get a passed grade from the " hell course" teacher and leaved a deep impression to the world's handsome and most cunning male lead, Mu Zi Lei ...before you graduate !~~

Hint: This will help you in mending the ship easier if you suceed!

Reward: Charm+20  ]

Li Yun: OAO Charm?! Is this a game? Anyways, is that man the teacher?!

Yes, the male lead was Li Yun's teacher or should he say his grade provider! For a straight A student like him, passing this devil and handsome man in written and oral recitation was walk in the park, answering many filled in the blank question was like reading a BL novel... but leaving a deep impression was... a little too hard.

Bai Xiao Ning as illustrated by the artist, was certainly a copy of Bai Xuan if he was a male. He had a wavy auburn hair and a pair of dark brown autumn limpid eyes. It is said that if Bai Xuan was an ice queen, Bai Xiao Ning was an ice prince (that was according to fans). He didn't have any friends except Fang Wei, he was also a loner and a nerd. He excelled at all subjects except the hell course.

Li Yun: Ha...Ha... *sigh*

System: "...." I even did my best to chose a mission that was easy like the first one!~~ So why are you sighing?!~~

Li Yun was very happy at first because the body that he got was tailored to him unlike when he was in ancient setting where he needed to study archery, saw a battlefield with many dying soldiers and... fight.

Bai Xiao Ning was a quiet child. He always wore his big black rimmed eyeglasses with thick lens. He also let his curly fringe bangs to cover his forehead. He also didn't associate with other students except Fang Wei.

Li Yun was very happy. There was no need to gradually change the character of the host because it was very like him. The only things that revolved in his world were Ming Lan, BL, Shipping, Studying then repeat but here comes the problem because Bai Xiao Ning treated Physical Education as his weakest subject and that means...

Li Yun: I'm a spicy chicken. This body is a spicy chicken!

Li Yun on his time was not a skinny young lad unlike Bai Xiao Ning. He occasionally doing exercise routines to tone his body because Ming Lan was urging him to do so for the sake of taking care of his own health. As the time goes by, it became a habit and that made his body a skinny type if he wore shirts on... but if he removed his top, you will see his hard earned abdominal muscles and sexy mermaid line according to Ming Lan ( Ming Lan:  This... narcissist gay. I just compliment you a bit, ah. And you still brag.. (¬_¬)) . He was an example of a nerd but fit.

" Good afternoon, Class A. "

" Good afternoon, Teacher Mu. "

Li Yun and the rest sat at the same time in their designated chairs. He was quietly observing the world's handsome and most cunning male lead that the system said.

Mu Zi Lei, currently twenty- eight years old. He was a  teacher in Physical Education in an all-boys school but the reality was it was merely a hobby of his. The reason was.... this teaching profession sideline made his nerves relaxed when torturing *cough* teaching students. Actually, he was an army commander that was being forced by his grandfather to get married. If he didn't marry before he turned twenty-nine, he will be forced to retire from service and be the C.E.O of the company that his grandfather handled for years, be married to an elite lady and afterwards had children with her to make his bedridden grandfather happy.

For Mu Zi Lei, taking his rights to attend the army was akin to him being good as dead.

Mu Zi Lei was actually an orphan that lost his parents- his father was a soldier and his mother was a military doctor,  in a terrorist attack and this pushed him to served the army. He didn't only did this to seek revenge but also to complety eradicate the terrorists and protect his country. He was raised by his grandfather... so his only choice was to find a fake wife to satisfy the old man's wish.

A wife that was good in logistics, business and was professional in dealing tricky matters. A wife that exudes grace and elegance when she was accompanying him. A wife that was worthy of Mu Zi Lei even if it was fake.

A hard to find lady but cultivating one was entirely possible.

And the fake wife candidate that was under training was Bai Xuan and the one who lends her help occasionaly while taking lessons and was also a wife candidate was...

The plunderer who bomb Bai Xuan's ship, the fudging female lead, the "trusted" friend of Bai Xuan, the warm sunshine in cold winter (according to fans) Qing Yue.

And that was how Li Yun was tied to the main characters of the manhua "Cherry and Plum Blossoms".

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The devil teacher instructed the class to changed into their P.E. uniform. Just after a few seconds that the order was sent, the students hurriedly fled for their lives and change their uniform.

Li Yun strutted and followed behind Fang Wei. They were the last pair who left the room after being ordered by their teacher.

They went to the changing room and changed their uniform to P.E. attire for their last test. A practical test that will decide Li Yun's side mission to suceed halfway or make his main mission increased its difficulty...

He should win and not lost on a one-on-one volleyball match against their teacher... Mu Zi Lei.

' Let your father win and leaved a deep impression to this hot man. '

Li Yun waited in line. He watched all of his classmates being hit by the ball. He was nervous but the system's cheering made his nerves calm down!

---[Host!~~ Show the Male lead your abs and V- line while striking the ball!~~ You might make him distracted later..~~]

Li Yun: "....." This was not a seducing test and that was impossible!

[ System...He was a straight man and also this was not my original body... It was Bai Xiao Ning's...

He was slender and pale with no charm to boot. Unless, I made this body undergo a subtle change or a set of routine excercise. ]

Li Yun retorted to the system while bitting his nail.

---[ If it was your real body, will you seduce him with your hot bod?~~ ]

Li Yun: "...."

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