Why Did I Have To Be Uzumaki Naruto?!

An office worker with a love for all that is anime dies from choking on ramen. The ROB in charge of this universe finds this funny and decides to reincarnate him as Uzumaki Naruto because of his death. Asahi after choking to death finds himself in the nook of a tree when he wakes up. After picking 5 cheats including an enhanced Uzumaki Bloodline and the three Haki from ROB he laments his situation. Of all people to be reborn as, why on God's green earth did it have to be Naruto.