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Why DC!?

I die young in my last life because some jerk thought he was fine to drive buzzed only to end up ramming his car right into me and then driving away thinking I was a f*cking deer. But that was in the past and thanks to the gods I was able to be transmigrated into a new world with a new body along with my choice of 3 wish and 2 divinities. After choosing my wishes and divinities I was reborn in a new world. F*ck!!! I was transmigrated into the DCU and it's not the movies or comics but some unknown alternate reality. It's not that I don't like DC but man all the random stuff that happens and the dark undertones aren't good for my mental health at all. I want a peaceful long life, not this sh*t. This is a fanfic and all characters are owned by their original creators.

WizPThief · Anime & Comics
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22 Chs

Drunken Party

At Kronos' house, we can see Kronos and company drinking alcohol with a joyous atmosphere around them.

As they drank their wine it was unknown who started it, but it was most likely Kronos or Cyan who started it, at the table, everyone was playing I Dare You drinking version.

The game is simple as you take turns to dare someone to do something and if they can't or miss up they must drink a shot.

At the moment it was Emilou's turn as she was drinking from her glass of wine she looked around the table and her eyes landed on Franceska.

"Franceska I dare you to call yourself a gorilla." Emilou

Hearing Emilou dare Franceska instantly got angry.

"What did you say no chest!" Franceska

"You know what I said and don't bring chest size in this you cow!!" Emilou

While the two are having their spat the others still continue the game like they weren't there and it was now Cyan turn to dare someone.

"Kronos I dare you to punish those two, they are ruining our fun." Cyan

"Okay, how do you want me to punish them by time locking them, putting them under a sleeping spell, or something." Kronos

"Surprise me." Cyan

Hearing Cyan's request Kronos snapped his fingers and leaving his middle finger up in the air, giant bobbles formed around Emilou and Franceska separating them from each other and blocking out any sound they are making.

Once the two were out of the picture it was Kaguya's turn and she was a little drunk as she drinks her wine. Kaguya usual won't get drunk as her body is that of a goddess but she and Kronos are drinking different wine from the one that Tier and her Fracción are drinking as their drinks can't affect gods so Kaguya and Kronos drink are made to only affect them.

Kaguya with a flush red face she looked at Kronos before she started to speak while slurring her words at times.

"*hip-hop* Kro... Kronos I dare yo... you to kiss mee *hip-hop*" Kaguya

Hearing Kaguya words Kronos in a similar manner of a shy schoolboy went up to Kaguya a kissed her lightly on the lips.

As he was about to separate from her Kaguya didn't let him as she had an attitude to go overboard with her actions at times she grabbed the back of his head and forced him into a deeper kiss.

Once their second kiss was over, Kaguya let him go and giggled a little looking at Krono's red face, the game keeps ongoing but Tier and her sisters passed out from drinking too much alcohol leave Kronos and Kaguya left in the game.

With only Kronos and Kaguya left, they choose to, in their drunken state, take the game outside as they are daring one and another while drinking more wine every moment.

The next morning Kronos and Kaguya woke up naked in the same bed but don't remember anything from last night. As they were getting up and trying to remember what happened to end up in that situation the world is in chaos by the drunken actions they did last night.

Last night after they left their house in their drunken state, they did everything they could around the world.

At the north pole, there's now a toy factory and a man claiming to be Santa Claus with flying reindeer going around his place. There now reports of a second and third moon with a picture of Batman and Superman kissing appearing at Gotham and Metropolis respectfully. There are also reports that in all museums around the world have one or more of theirs dinosaur skeletons came to life and act as professional tour guides.

No one knows why all this is happening and without anybody noticing it happening like how did no one notice a moon appearing out of nowhere.

As everyone is discovering all the dares Kronos and Kaguya performed last night at the WatchTower the Justice League is having a meeting.

In the meeting room, it was awkward as Batman and Superman moons are visible through the windows and the real Batman and Superman are sitting with frowns on their faces looking at Flash who's trying his best to no say something about the moons.

The first one to speak about the situation was Wonder Woman as she was the only one who would betoken serious at this moment as the moons outside are making it hard for both Batman and Superman to speak.

"Okay, starting from yesterday at 11:45 PM we have been getting reports of pranks happening all other the world. Does anyone have a comment on the situation?" Diana

Hearing that the floor was open for comments Flash, Barry was the first to speak.

"I think the talking walking dinosaur skeletons tour guides are cool especially the ones at our home bases as they are all dress like us." Barry

Hearing his response some of the heroes looked at him with blank looks while some others laugh a little. As for Wonder Woman, she just shook her head at Barry's antics and started to move the meeting back into order.

"Well, I found that most of the pranks are done by magic or something similar to it and from the statement of the suppose Santa Claus, he was summoned by a couple a man and woman but he can't really remember anything about them as they gave him, his wife, elves and reindeers a drink that put them out cold after their first drinks. As for now, we should clean the pranks as we investigated them. Superman, you will be getting rid of the extra moons as for any to all magic users available will turn back the living dinosaurs skeletons to normal. As for the other pranks, they will be assigned individually awarding to the situation." Diana

After getting their assignment the meeting was adjourned and the first to leave was Superman as he went to throw the moons to the sun.