What a dumb way to die smh

"Andy this will be your first mission as a member of the Italian Mafia. Don't fuck it up." Marcello D'Angelo, the Don of the Italian Mafia, commanded me with a stern expression.

"Yes, boss!" I replied with enthusiasm.

I'm so excited about today's mission! I get to blow some people up; heck yeah baby!

I joined the Italian Mafia two weeks ago and today was my first mission. The mission was to kill 5 people. These people belonged to the Russian Mafia, the Italian Mafia's sworn enemies since the dawn of time. I was going incognito today. I'm about to transform into a whole ass trap and seduce some Russian Mafia men and lure them in the woods to kill them. Hehehe.

I headed back to my room to get ready. I put on some black booty shorts and a sexy red crop top. Then I put on my 8-inch heels. I put on my pink wig and did my makeup. I looked in the mirror and curled my lips. I looked so hot.

I then proceeded to walk outside of the mansion and got into the Bugatti La Voiture Noire. Inside of the car, two other men will be doing the mission alongside me. I will be doing the most important part; luring the Russian men to the trap we set. To do so, we must head over to the Night Club where the 5 men always go.

"I'll get going now," I informed my teammates and they nodded in response.

I got out of the Bugatti and heard gasps of astonishment.

"Who is that fine lady?"

"So sexy."

"Fuck, what a goddess."

I smirked and walked right up in the Night Club without being stopped by the bouncer. I headed up to the V.I.P. section on the 4th floor and immediately spotted my targets.

I seductively sashay my way to the 5 men who were currently drinking in a booth. They eyed my body hungrily like I was a snack. Bitch, I'm the full course meal the fuck you talking about, anyway back to the story. I bit my lips and I could feel their desire for me.

"Hello men, would you like to spend the night with me?" I whispered into the blonde's ear.

The blonde man shivered and quickly nodded his head along with the other men. Hmph, this was too easy. I guess I am just that hot, huh. I followed the men into their luxury car and we sped off.

"Baby, do you mind if we stop the car for a second? I feel sick." I said with a cute pout.

"Of course darling."

They stopped the car and I got out. I made my way to the edge of the woods to pretend I was throwing up. Seeing me throw up, the men came over to me.

"Are you alright?"

"I'm fine but what the hell is that?!" I screamed as I pointed in the directions of the woods.

The 5 men looked and I laughed at them in my mind.

Dumb pussies.

My 2 other teammates had followed us here and shot them with a sleeping gun. As they collapsed, my teammates and I pulled them further into the woods and tied them all up against a huge tree. We then placed bombs around the 5 and drove off to a higher vantage point.

We were now on top of a cliff and of course, me being the bad bitch I am, I had the privilege to press the button to set off the bombs.

Yasss, watch me blow this motherfucking place up! I smirked and just when I was about to press the button to start the explosion, someone grabbed my ass.

I was so startled that I tripped and fell off the cliff. What a dumb way to die smh. I want a refund Kami-sama!