CHAPTER -1

("xxxx" characters speaking

'xxxx' characters thinking

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"Why am i here?" are the words of a 7 years old.

Hello folks my name is Shin satorou, that's what what my new memories told me.

Yeah new memories. You see i was just like you folks, from earth . Back on earth i was a 19 year old high school drop out ,lazing around with my parents money.

I was, in one word lazy. Eating , shitting, watching anime and sleeping were my everyday activities.

And just like everyday i was sleeping in my room when my mom kicked me out to buy some groceries.

With my hoodie on i went to the nearest grocery shop. And while I was crossing the road, i saw a Mercedes truck loosing control and heading towards me.

I could have avoided critical damge by jumping sideways, but that would mean broken bones and pain through out my life . So i just sat on the road with my legs crossed waiting for a clean hit.

And the moment truck kun crushed me i found myself in this new body.

Looking around i found that I was in a small room with a poster bed , a bathroom , a study desk and a mirror.

Slowly , i dragged my lazy ass towards the mirror to see my new looks.

"Why do i look like chibby Gojo?"(i said looking my reflection in the mirror)

White hair, white skin, cute face and all popular crystal like eyes.

"Yaa, definitely i am satorou".(Shin)

Then next moment a sharp pain assaulted me , making me fall on the ground.

"Huff,Huff,Huff, shit.. , my name is Shin satorou ,7 years old , currently living in Konohagure".

"Damn of all the worlds i could have reincarnated, i had to end up here. God, why i can't you reincarnate me into a peaceful world like horimiya?. I just want to sleep."

" Why did you reincarnate me into this world, where a five year old is trained as a killing machine, aliens with diet issues want to eat the planets, characters with love issues want to bring peace."

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

" Wait, wait, wait . i don't have to worry so much . I can just let the story go on, meanwhile i become a genin , do some missions, earn some money , and spend rest of my life eating marshmallows and lazing around."

" Yaa, that's what I should do. No way in hell i am gonna become a hero and fight these abominations to save the world. I am just happy with my marshmallows and sleep."

As i was dreaming of eating marshmallows while sitting on the hokage rock , a boy my age opened the door and said

" Haa shin, you are awake. Are you ready to go to the academy?".(????)

Coming out my day dream ,i turned to see who is the imbecile , who seperated me from my marshmallows.

But the moment i saw his face i knew my plans of lazy life is fucked up.

' shit....., I just want a lazy life. Oh God! Is it that hard?'(Shin)