SpacOrks

Sorry for the long delays and brakes. I am alive and not pepsi. Enjoy the new chapter. 

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There is not much you can do in space, especially if you are an Ork and you have only rats to fight. Space can get boring very easily.  So Orks seeking entertainment started beating each other. Boss too was getting impatient so he went and beat the shit out of every Nob available. This constant fighting made boyz grow larger and cull the weakest one and alarmingly fast rate. Out of 20 freshly spawned boyz only 1 Ork boy survived.  This also caused spores to spread rapidly through Da Rock. 

Meks on the other hand weren't getting bored at all, as they were all busy inveting something that would get them faster to the foight. Boss even said that he wanted a big burna behind mounted to the behind of Da Rock. Meks hearing this went to work in typical for them frenzy.  It took them lots of dayz to make smaller prototypes in the shapes of crude rockets but they were going in the right direction. 

But there was one Ork whose fate looked grim. Yodark being the resident weirdboy was glued to a pole near the altars for Gork and Mork. Boss told him to make that weird green smoke and bring him some enemies to foight but it was all for nothing. He was only mumbling something about blue balls coming to them. 

Boss being an avid hater of blue color (if Orks were colored blue he was okay with it) ordered mass training which included mainly a great amount of close-quarter combat and some shooting with the limited dakka they had. 

Meanwhile, when Orks were busy enjoying themselves, in the other part of the galaxy, a fleet of tau ships started their slipstream engines to glide on the warp from their sept worlds to Nem`yar Atoll which was the frontier world of the Imperium. The fleet after entering the warp instead of gliding on the surface of reality dove deep inside the inmaterium, and when they entered the warp the material plane was severely damaged. To the Tau it was invisible but to the beings on the other side, they had a window through which they liked to peek through. 

The ships that were flying through the warp without necessary preparations were easy pray to demons and other warp predators, only 20% or so of all ships with even less crew survived the journey, and when they left the warp they created a stable portal or even a web way as some would call. 

Those that did not return weren`t so lucky as simply getting devoured. They were something new and if there is something new then you have to investigate it. What warp creatures found greatly impressed them. An intelligent race with a soul so weak you could mistake it for an animal. This put a smile on the faces of some beings because it would be a challenge to make some funny schemes around Tau. 

But not all ships were overtaken by daemons, one Lar`shi Cruiser managed to escape the warp and clutches of daemons, but was ejected from the warp in a region completely unknown to it. This event did not scare them, they were veterans of many battles and had procedures. For what they hadn`t had procedures was a giant asteroid ramming them from the side and locking the ship in one big hole that looked almost like a giant Vulcan, that was green inside and was full of Orks. 

From Orks or rather Da Boss point of view, he had a rather pleasant day. He ate some squig meat, drank some bear, and krumped a lot of boyz. That was until a big white-blue pile of scrap scratched his Rock. The collision was so hard that poor Lob fell from Boss shoulder and got hurt. Well, as much as a giant ball of teeth could get hurt at least. Boss angered by thus abrupt disruption of his pleasant day, did one thing that he could think of at the moment.

-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! Scrap that shit dat scratched me Rock ya stoopid gits!

Boyz seeing something to krump that wasn`t a rat or other Ork charged with glee.  Not caring that a point defense system was working and that some of them were literary turned into mist. It was simply part of the fun.

Worth noting is that the most delighted on the arrival of the big pile of new scrap was Yodark who slowly started to really believe in his weird abilities. This thought process was accompanied by small green electric discharges that started to gather around him.