Planz

Sorry for such an abrupt brake. Here is the chapter. Please enjoy it.

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A lot more days have passed since something fun happened. No human or animal dared to go near the swamp which annoyed the Orks. They were becoming restless. There was not a single minute without fighting among the Orks. This annoyed boss because still, no one dared to fight him. This could no go any longer so he grabbed his clobba and beat to death several Orks until peace stared to spread in the settlement. When everything became quiet he said.

-Oi, ya lot! Wez hadn't got a propa fought in a lots of time. Foighjt will not show up by itz zelf. Wez gunno go and find it. - One Ork broke a stick and interrupted Boss which immediately earned him hit to head. - Ya all follow me wez gunna go fight sum fought! WAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH

All Orks as one roared WAAAAAAAAAGHHHH and followed their boss into the forest. This time some Orks were raiding on hogs with squigs attached to the saddles. Smaller Orks had bows looted from the dead soldiers, while the big ones had bits of armor strapped around their bodies. Mainly in places where it looked cool and had no real protective function whatsoever.

The horde marched in search of a fight while singing and vandalizing the forest. The search lasted for a few days, but the impulse to search was stronger than their infighting desire so not a single Ork died thanks to the other Orks these days. This could not be said about animals and vegetation as the forest looked like after some sort of cataclysm went thru it.

When they finally found some umies they were very disappointed and violent. The unfortunate village that just so happened to be on their way was burned to the ground while people and livestock were slaughtered. All expect one umie that was released in order to call more umies. This was Boss`s idea. - Couze diz will let umies knuw were we are, and they will send some umiez to fight uz if wez gunna burn some more weak umiez. - Other Orks did not understand this logic but if the boss said so then it must be true. So they did as told and went to burn more villages.

The news about green monster burning villages and leaving only one person each time to tell the news to others soon reached human nobles. Human leaders wouldn't care if one village was destroyed but there were about 10 villages that were burned to the ground. This was several chests of income in taxes and a few hundred potential soldiers in case of war. The gears of war started turning and a punitive expedition was assembled. Thousand of elite infantry and 200 of the best heavy cavalry. There were also supportive units like logistics and scouts. Soldiers were tasked with one order to kill all green monsters. Their faces were fierce and determined.

On the other side, Orcs were camping in the first village that they plundered they were happy because pillaging and plundering brought them a lot of loot. Because of this Mek boyz started to craft and upgrade thingz while injured Orcs immediately returned to health in the mere presence of their doctor. He also found several new scalpels and thingz to help him in the treatment of his patients.

Boss on the other hand was busy training weak Orcs and Lob. He would make weak and small Orcs run and then he would throw Lob at them. With this he was training his aim, Lob was getting his food and the weakest Orcs were training. Some would die in the process but it did not matter because it was funny to watch.

This merry atmosphere lasted until one Orc came back wounded and panicked back into the camp.

-Bozz, bozz, umies ltz of them. They strong!

Boss stopped mid-throw and looked at messenger - Did ya bring them with ya?

-No boss.

- Were they ar? - Bass walked towards smaller ORc with Lob in one hand and clobba in the other? - Wy did ya not bring them to uz?

-Eeee, couze it will be faster if I come to ya and then we go to them? -Orc cowered in fear.

Boss stopped for a moment and did not smash the cowardly Orc head into meat paste. This Orc was smart but a coward. - Do ya know da wey?

- I know da wey?

Boss smiled and roared WAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and The whole camp accompanied him. Then he turned to coward Orc- The lead that wey!

The horde started to move towards umie forces with one purpose only - to fight them and win.