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The Two Twins Of The Moon

The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns: An OP Xianxia Returnee LitRPG

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the pinnacle of a Xianxia Cultivation Story appears in the middle of a post-apocalyptic system and tower climbing setting, without having lost her powers, unrestrained, and invincible? Bing Xue spent eleven thousand years in the world of Murim, ascending to become the pinnacle after countless hardships, blood, and tears, and sacrificing her own humanity in the process. However, she was incapable of ascending into the Immemorial Primordial Void Realm; incapable of escaping the Heavenly Will's influence, she gambled it all on a single decision, escaping into the Outer Cosmos with her last remaining energies. Despite thinking her long journey was coming to an end, a black hole teleports her back to Earth out of nowhere! However, things on her home planet are much different than before. The Tower now exists, connecting Earth with countless other worlds. Monsters come out of Dimensional Gates, threatening humanity, and awakened people named Players climb the Tower in hopes of saving humanity from destruction. After learning that her mother and her sister are still alive, Bing Xue will use the overwhelming and supreme might she has cultivated for eleven thousand years to destroy the tower, slay the gods that govern it, and save Earth from its untimely demise. The System? She will fold it and make a fashionable scarf with it! The Administrators? They might become her new pets. The Monsters? Nothing but ants that die immediately by merely touching her Immortal Aura. The Hunters? If they behave, she might make them her disciples and teach them to cultivate the Heavenly Dao, so they don’t rely too much on the System. The Hostile Players? Just flies she’ll slap to death with a gentle wave of her hands. And the Gods? Merely aperitives for her ever-growing Divinity! During its serialization, this novel will be available for free forever, no premium. However, you can read advanced chapters here: https://www.patreon.com/pancakeswitch Copyright 2023 PancakesWitch. All rights reserved. No part of this work may be reproduced or used in any manner without the prior written permission of the copyright owner, except for the use of brief quotations in a review. This novel is also being posted on Scribblehub and Royal Road. If you see it anywhere else, please let me know. Thank you.

ON HER TERMS

Title:On Her Terms Author:Benista Sam Main characters:Riley and Bryan Supporting Characters:Steve,Ashley,Tessa,Heather,Joey,Emma,Gary Character Traits:loving,abusive,jealousy,passion,greed,revenge,crazy. Setting:Past,Present,office,city Plot:In a love and hate affair,only the strongest wins.Riley,one of the main characters got out of an abusive relationship,worked on herself and landed a good job,she meets Bryan her childhood love and current boss whom she broke up with when she caught him kissing Ashley,Riley and Bryan gets back together again but the ghost of Riley’s past resurfaces and Bryan must step in to protect Riley when Steve almost stab Riley .Riley must face the law when Steve accuses her of murder,Meanwhile history repeats itself as Ashley comes to work at Bryan’s company,she hatches a plan to separate Riley and Bryan. Agenda:To promote true love and give hope and comfort to victims of abuse,also for entertainment. Wow factor:The villian have creative ways of seeking revenge. A future,a new beginning, a dark past. Riley finally accept there isn’t one soul meant for everyone.After a failed love,Riley is ready to spread her wings and explore but she wouldn’t settle for any less after her heart has been broken so many times.Would she finally believe in love again? Will it it last when she finds love again?Friends turn to enemies,dark secrets are revealed ,lives are lost but in the game of love and hate,only the strongest survive.

Mom How Could You

Billdip: Gravity Returns

gran libro

Tondo Boss Diary

Jericho was born and raised in the slums of Tondo, a gritty neighborhood in the Philippines known for its poverty and crime. Despite the odds against him, Jericho was determined to make something of himself. He worked hard and soon rose through the ranks of the local street gangs, using his cunning and charisma to gain the respect of those around him. As he gained more power and influence, Jericho saw a chance to take control of the criminal underworld of Tondo. He formed a network of loyal followers and began to expand his reach, using his street smarts and brutal tactics to eliminate anyone who stood in his way. Before long, Jericho had become the most feared man in Tondo. He ruled the streets with an iron fist and his word was law. But despite his newfound power, Jericho was still haunted by the poverty and hardship of his childhood. He knew that he could never forget where he came from, and he used his newfound wealth to help those in need in his community. However, with great power came great danger. Jericho was constantly wary of those who would betray him, and he was forced to make difficult decisions to protect himself and his empire. He surrounded himself with trusted lieutenants, but he also knew that even they could not be trusted completely. One day, Jericho's worst fears were realized. One of his closest allies betrayed him, teaming up with a rival gang to take down the Tondo Mafia once and for all. Jericho was caught off guard and was forced to flee for his life. But Jericho was not a man to be underestimated. He regrouped and mounted a counterattack, using all of his resources and cunning to reclaim his power and defeat his enemies. In the end, Jericho emerged as the undisputed ruler of Tondo, with a reputation that was feared by all. Despite his success, Jericho remained a man of contradictions. He was both a ruthless criminal and a compassionate leader, a man who had risen from the slums to rule the city, but who was still haunted by his past. In the end, he was a reminder that in the world of power, poverty, and betrayal, anything is possible.

LIFE OF A NORMAL GAY

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THE LOST HEART IN RHYMES

Counting down 100 days with you

a journey to salvation

a self finding adventure in the end of the world

VERY MINE

My name is Aria Monroe, I turned eighteen yesterday. Guess what? I celebrated my birthday with my cellmate Amelia in a cell. Yeah I'm slave, I've been living as a slave since I was fifteen. Trust me I don't know where my mother or father or siblings are. I don't even know if they are alive or dead. Ever since my own family sold me to slavery, I deleted them from my heart forever. I only have one family and that's Amelia, she's been good to me, she's like a sister to me, this is my story. "You're thinking again aren't you? " She's said." Yeah sometimes I'm usually lost thinking, not about my dumbass family but a way to escape this disgusting and smelling cell. "I'm sorry Elia, stop worrying about me ok, you know I'm always planning on escaping here with you" I said.

虚拟之成神路

一个触电的意外，机缘巧合的造就出了一枚虚拟世界种子。 从此，猪脚化身虚拟世界之神，招收玩家，建设虚拟世界，开辟超凡时代！ 特别声明：这是猪脚的时代，猪脚才是猪脚，猪脚的戏份才是主要，玩家只是陪衬。 本文看点，是看猪脚建设开辟各个不同小虚拟世界，看的是猪脚通过虚拟世界成神。

lies and lies

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Say Hi to....my HUSBAND?!?

Invincible's Twin

A man died in our world. Due to the rules of reincarnation and the amount of Karma he had attained in life, he was reincarnated into an alternate world he was familiar with. Unfortunately for him, he was going to the world of Invincible. Now he must not only survive against the normal superhero threats but also the Viltrumite threat

Pokemon: Warrior's adventure

Ayah Matahariku

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Author’s Authority

Jack is a bored and unhappy teenager who finds a mysterious book that gives him the power to write reality. He decides to use it to make his life more exciting and adventurous, but he soon realizes that his actions have consequences.

Survival of the Beast

Sernandez

Infinit tradage loop

This strory based on different gonra and themes most complicated relationships

HOW TO SAVE MYSELF FROM THE MALE LEAD

Merlin and the Black Mage

James, a very successful student and competitive individual maintained a 4.9 GPA for a good portion of his life on earth, but his success was thrown into the shadow of another, his own brother. No one gave him any attention or cared for his success when his brother was infinitely better. He realized that no matter how hard he tried, there would always be someone better, smarter, and more talented. So what was the point of competing in such a vast world? He made a wish, a wish that he could start anew somewhere else, and his wish was granted. He woke up in a realm of magic and he wasn't about to let his wish go to waste.

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This isn't a story book anymore

Waxan aad u taageeraa taariikhda IYO waxyaalaha ku duugan waxan aad ug

CURSED LOVE: Vol.1

A tale of love that will exist between an EXILED princess and a CURSED prince. They would go through fire and storm, meet allies and enemies in their parts and beyond, and with the help of VIVIAN, LUDRID will unlock his full potential and power and return to the kingdom that's his. And that which was given to him as a CURSE becomes a gift, which helps him bring to his Kingdom peace.

JandA

Keputusan yang tiba-tiba diambil oleh salah satu penulis kesayangan di sebuah penerbitan bernama Aline Publishing membuat sang CEO, Aline Anderson harus turun tangan sendiri menyelesaikan persoalan ini. Sang CEO yang tak pernah tampak di depan umum ini mau tak mau harus mengambil langkah frontal demi keberlangsungan hidup perusahaannya. Sang penulis emas yang lebih dikenal dengan nama Penulis Bertopeng hingga sekian lama tak diketahui identitas aslinya selama dia berada di bawah bendera perusahaan Aline, hingga suatu saat mereka bertemu dan sang penulis yang menawarkan kesepakatan di luar dugaan Aline. Kesepakatan apakah yang ditawarkan oleh sang Penulis Bertopeng? Apakah Aline akan segera mengetahui identitas asli sang penulis kesayangan? Kemudian bagaimana kehidupan Aline selanjutnya ketika dia telah keluar zona nyamannya?

Avidité of Astrid

In a world stained by oppression, "Avidité of Astrid" follows the path of Silas Das, a soul burdened by depression. Raised in destitution, she discovered her worth at school, until an arranged marriage and tragic loss shattered her hope. Reincarnated in a realm gripped by gender inequality, Silas transforms into a ruthless force, determined to change a world of collapsing demographics, political chaos, and religious conflict. Her journey through shadows becomes a testament to redemption as she embraces her fierce identity and unveils the resilience within. "Avidité of Astrid" weaves a tale of evolution, challenging societal norms, and the unyielding pursuit of dreams against a backdrop of unrelenting adversity.

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CINTA SIBOCAH TENGIL

Bagi sebagian orang menjalin hubungan itu perlu mempertimbangkan usia dan juga seberapa dekat dengan seseorang itu. Tetapi sepertinya hal itu tidak berlaku bagi seorang Haidar Sastra Wiguna. Remaja yang masih duduk di bangku SMA itu tertarik kepada seseorang yang usianya terbilang cukup jauh darinya. Tidak hanya itu mereka juga dipertemukan disaat yang tidak terduga. Yaitu saat Arumi Nesya wanita dua puluh lima tahun yang baru bercerai dari suami yang ketiga. Banyak kesempatan yang mendukung pertemuan mereka hingga akhirnya Haidar jatuh cinta dengan pesona Arumi. Memantapkan hatinya untuk berjuang mendapatkan janda tiga kali itu yang ternyata tidaklah mudah. Selain dari usia mereka yang berbeda, Arumi sendiri adalah wanita mandiri yang berpenghasilan tinggi. Memimpin sebuah perusahaan dan kehadiran Haidar seperti tidak berarti apa-apa baginya. Tetapi Haidar tidak akan mudah menyerah, segala macam dia lakukan untuk mendapatkan cinta Arumi. Membela Arumi dari banyaknya gosip gosip murahan yang merendahkan statusnya. Dengan perlahan Arumi pun mulai luluh dengan perjuangan Haidar dan menerima cintanya. Melalui pasang surut hubungan mereka hingga akhirnya keduanya membangun hubungan rumah tangga. Tetapi nyatanya badai tidak berhenti sampai disana. Di tahun pertama pernikahan mereka, Arumi harus rela kehilangan buah hatinya yang masih di dalam kandungan. Belum sempat meraih bahagia Haidar kembali dihadapkan dengan kepergian Arumi. Separuh nyawanya bagaikan hilang melihat istri yang dia perjuangkan harus meninggalkan dunia. Merawat bayi mereka seorang diri dengan keadaan yang masih kuliah. Tanda tanya besar, akankah Haidar dapat melupakan Arumi dan melanjutkan hidupnya. Atau menyerah dengan menyandang status duda sepanjang hidupnya dan membesarkan putri mereka seorang diri?

LCU : SOLO

So, this is going to be an LCU fanfiction. I know many people don't know what LCU is. LCU is a cinematic universe created by Lokesh Kanakaraj sir. He's a Tamil film director who creates action movies. So the premise is a big Drug mafia society and yeah, that's all you need to know for the time being as others will be explained in the story.. I do not own any characters, plots, or the original story, or places in the story, except for my OCs. Nothing is owned by me. This is a fanfiction that I wanted to write for fun. Copyright belongs to Lokesh Kanakaraj sir, the rightful owner.

the last Empress

Synthoria Online: For Love and Glory

"Synthoria is a revolutionary MMORPG-turned-esports sensation that has taken the world by storm. It offers players an immersive experience like no other. Equipped with cutting-edge technology, players enter the game by scanning their embedded microchips on the interface of their gaming cabins, gaining access to a realm where fiction and reality intertwine. In Synthoria, players can choose from a vast array of classes, each with their own unique abilities and playstyles. Engage in heart-pounding player-versus-player battles, participate in intense guild wars, or embark on epic quests filled with thrilling challenges and hidden treasures. Or live the peaceful life of lifestyle players whose battlefield and claim to fame are the products they are able to produce. Beyond its captivating gameplay, Synthoria offers a social landscape where friendships are forged and rivalries ignite. Join guilds to form alliances and conquer territories, mentor aspiring players to guide them on their journey, or even find love and companionship within the game's marriage system. The possibilities are as limitless as the vast virtual world itself. Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world where your own brand of victory is the ultimate prize?"

Mimpi Tentangmu

Wu Jian, seorang pemuda di desa terpencil yang memiliki mimpi sederhana untuk menikahi teman masa kecilnya, Lin Guang. Suatu hari sebuah bencana datang ke desa dan mengharuskan mereka mencari bantuan ke luar. Wu Jian dan Lin Guang pergi bersama, namun sebuah kejadian membuat Wu Jian harus rela kehilangan mimpi kecilnya. Meski demikian, ia ingin tetap berada di sisi Lin Guang. Untuk selamanya.

heterochromia twins.

my love marco