The god of pranks

After three days of nonstop preparation, making sure everything was perfect, and even crafting an alibi, I think I'm ready. Oh, and I've made an extra billion coins. I might be the top streamer in this world, though I haven't checked—I'm not that interested. I've upgraded everything, including my cameras, chat bots, and my own charm. Basically, I've become the best motivational speaker, brimming with confidence, which helps a lot. Despite these upgrades, I still have around half a billion coins left, which I used to master the Flying Raijin technique.

Finally, the day arrived. I was watching a live stream of the fashion show. When I saw my target, I set up my own live stream. I teleported there, caught her and everyone in the crowd in an illusion, and then teleported away. Chaos ensued as Aphrodite looked around, saw her reflection, screamed, and promptly passed out. Everyone thought she had randomly turned ugly. From afar, I watched and laughed at their misfortune, while the chat went crazy. Everything happened so fast that no one saw me teleport away. All they saw was her turning hideous and then passing out, looking like an old skeleton falling apart. She was so ugly that even flies avoided her.

Deciding I had caused enough trouble, I teleported to my secret base using the Flying Raijin. It's a stretch to call it a base, but at least it's somewhere to stay hidden until things calm down. The news went wild, Aphrodite was furious, and the gods were confused and angry about what had happened to her.

After this escapade, I gained 300 billion points from comments, likes, and viewers, as well as from all the other apps I'm on. This made me incredibly famous across all Internet platforms, earning me 3 billion coins for the item shop. I bought the Mangekyo Sharingan from Naruto, despite its blindness effect, and then upgraded to the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, Hashirama cells, and the Rinnegan. This left me with barely any coins, so I closed the shop and found myself bored. I made a paper airplane and threw it into the air. It flew for miles, hitting a pelican, which then hit a catapult, causing it to launch a rock at a tree. The tree fell, causing a traffic jam. Unaware of the chaos I had caused, I decided to go on an adventure.

While walking down a path, I tripped on a rock, narrowly avoiding some arrows. Confused about where they came from, I heard rustling in the bushes, but saw nothing and continued walking. Not much happened until hundreds of monsters approached. Using the Mangekyo Sharingan, I defeated them easily. I forgot to explain the Mangekyo ability—comment whatever you think it should be.

Eventually, I stumbled upon a camp of wild girls, all pointing arrows at me. I dropped my pencil, bent to pick it up, and all the arrows missed thanks to plot armor. I asked them, "Why did you point your arrows at me and try to shoot me for no reason? I just dropped my pencil by accident." They said nothing. It was awkward until a rock fell from a tree, hitting one of the girls, causing them to shoot at me again. Confused, I picked up my pencil and all the arrows missed again. I remarked, "You guys must have terrible aim," and walked away, continuing down a road of constant chaos.

Ethan, clueless about the destruction and chaos he has caused, decides to kick a rock off a cliff. It doesn't do much, so he heads back to his secret base, which isn't as secret or hidden as he'd like. Tired from the day's activities—pranking Aphrodite, creating chaos, and gaining the Mangekyo Sharingan—he feels fulfilled.

Reflecting on his achievements, he contemplates his plans for tomorrow. Should he continue with more pranks, or do something completely outrageous? The latter idea sounds more fun, like creating a monstrous abomination in this world. This thought makes him tired, and he decides to take a peaceful nap on his nice bed in his not-so-hidden base.

Thanks to the money he has, which he earns by editing and posting videos from his old world on YouTube and other platforms, he can afford a comfortable life. However, he is growing bored of this world and starts thinking about what he will do in the next one. Deciding to spend another week in this world, he finally goes to bed, eagerly awaiting his next adventure.

This version maintains the narrative while improving clarity, structure, and coherence.