Number one victory royale

I woke up feeling a bit peckish, so I commanded my subjects to prepare a buffet fit for a king. They returned after a long time, clearly terrified, possibly because I had jokingly told them I would eat their children if they didn't hurry. I devoured the entire spread and declared, "Thank you for the light snack. Now, go get me more."

I then instructed my guards to find someone strong for me to fight. They confidently said, "We are strong. There are 100 of us, and we have magic-protected spears, shields, and armor." I replied, "Let's see how you do against my light machine gun," and opened fire, killing them all in ten seconds. I then ordered the remaining guards to find someone else strong. They mentioned a dark wizard imprisoned by the old king. "Bring him here," I said. "Make him strong again so I can have a worthy opponent."

After a week, they returned with the dark wizard. I pulled out my magic light machine gun and started rapid firing at him. The wizard conjured a blood wall to protect himself. "Oh, well," I said, switching to my shotgun. I then used my magic pencil and blueprints to start building defensive structures. The wizard countered with Scorch style magic, casting a fiery ball of death that destroyed some of my creations. I switched to brick structures.

The wizard was clearly intimidated. He thought, "This king is much stronger than I expected." I managed to box him in and landed a powerful blow to his head, knocking him down. He revived himself, making the fight more challenging. I created a small fort to strategize. Then, I activated my Mangekyo Sharingan from my ninja toolset and cast Tsukuyomi, trapping the wizard in an illusion realm where I controlled everything. After making him experience 100,000 years of pain, he died upon release.

"I defeated my first wizard!" I exclaimed. "Time to get the number one Victory Royale." I continued my rampage, destroying four kingdoms with my combined Naruto and Fortnite powers. Wizards and other fantasy creatures were no match for me. After annihilating everything around me, I said, "Yay, finally victorious!" I pressed a button and was teleported to await my next challenge.