2. Scammed.
My eyes snap open revealing a dark area. Standing in front of me in the familiar little girl looking at me with a glare.
"You're quite ruthless you know? Even if I don't die getting hit by a truck still hurts." She says angrily before taking on a serene look.
Countless screens appear in front of me. I recognize quite a few of them from the sites I usually write on.
"Your fans have prayed feverently for your return to the writing world. They prayed so fiercely they invoked my curiosity. I am the being you call god. I took it upon myself to call you here to offer you a chance to satisfy your fans by granting you abilities and recording everything you do. I'll then be posting it for them to read." She says happily.
"So those bastards killed me eh? I'll remember this." I groan unhappily.
"Well technically you died from a heart attack soooo." She says waving her hand.
Does that count as my bad?
"Whatever, you said I'll be living my stories and I get abilities?" I ask still kinda pissed.
"Yeah your fans demanded you get certain wishes." She says with a shrug. "First off you will be getting mutiverse travel for free, however it has some limits on it. Your fans wish for you to spread chaos through the mutiverse. This comes with a special link ability that you can mark followers with to bind them to you. You will retain your memories, you will also be able to turn on and off your abilities, as some abilities are often seen as negative like infinite stamina." She explains. "Extra protection will be added to you so people can't read or alter your memories or take over your body. You will receive identification automatically for each world that you enter. You will be given a special credit card and currency conversion ability on the ring. Your ID will be in the spatial ring I'm giving you. A mental connection has also been added to the ring so you can retrieve funds discretely." With a flash a simple looking ring is put onto my finger.
I just nod as that's all very cheaty and good.
"Now then you'll get 1 wish, this wish is also a body take over and your first world selection so choose wisely, you'll be able to change your looks, and you can't just go hopping around universes as you have to stick to the universe selected usually until completion or some larger goal is completed." She says as my mind starts to fit some stuff together.
Fuck I've been scammed.
The only wish I get is a single body and which world I start in.
Think dammit!
"Also you will start off as a child of whoever you pick." The goddess smiles evily.
Shit.
This could be very good or very bad.
"Are you sure you want to play this game with me?" I ask the goddess with narrowed eyes.
That caught her off guard. Nobody had ever threatened her before atleast not a mortal. However something seemed a bit off and it made her wary. She just wanted a little revenge after all.
"Fine, 3 wishes, and you choose the starting world." She backed down unexpectedly.
"Great! I wont have to come back and destroy you then." I clap my hands.
"Ah? Mind if I ask how you would do that?" She asks mildly shocked.
"2 words, DC Amazo." I hold up my fingers. "Still I wish for Amazo's powers."
Amazo has one power and that's the ability to take others powers as his own. All of the benefits none of the weaknesses.
The goddess blanches slightly as I'm wrapped in a golden glow.
"Uh you really won't do that right?!" She asks awkwardly.
"You going to give me 3 wishes and a starter world?" I ask.
"Yes!" She nods quickly.
"Perfect then your safe. Then for my second wish, Ark of Embodiment." This is lost magic that let's you create anything in your imagination as long as it isn't living.
Another flash of golden light.
"And for my last wish, I want all the abilities of Doomsday from DC." Doomsday has a whole slew of abilities, from active evolution, high speed regeneration, invulnerability, super strength and speed, basically there are two ways to kill doomsday, send him to the end of time or throw him in a black hole.
Another flash of golden light.
"Anyway I want to go to Marvel! Byeeee!" I wave at the goddess and vanish into motes of light.
Meanwhile the goddess is just freaking out. "Holyshit! I've created a monster!"
Meanwhile I've arrived at my designated area, right outside of a large mansion.
Currently I look like a regular teen, sandy blonde hair, rather tall at 6"3, bigger build, wearing regular jeans and a black Tshirt.
I ring the large doorbell.
It takes a couple of minutes however soon a bald man in a wheel chair and a black skinned beauty with white hair answer the door.
"Hullo, I heard this was a safe place for mutants?" I ask with a smile holding out my hand for a shake.
"Charles Xavier, pleased to meet you." He says holding out his hand.
I shake it and steal his powers.
"And this is Ororo Monroe, our language teacher." He waves his hand at her and I shake it also stealing her powers.
Telekinesis and Weather Control, get.
"Won't you come in and tell us about your situation?" Xavier asks moving his wheelchair to the side.
"Sure!"
He closes the door behind me and we head to a very nice sitting room, where I sit down on the couch.
"So I take it you want to know some of my abilities?" I ask.
"That would help us out a bit." Charles says with a friendly smile.
"Super strength and Super speed, I havent got to test it much yet." in front of me is a solid wood table maybe weighing a couple hundred pounds which I easily lift up using a single finger.