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What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Draekai · Fantasy
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1334 Chs

I Really Mean It, Get Lost Already

(MC POV)

God. Damn. It.

I threw open the gates for the third time today, the visitors obviously from the country of Mei with how they were armed and ready for battle.

"What?!" I nearly roared, rather irritated at this point since they have been obnoxiously hammering at the door for a long while now.

Seriously, it's like there's a line of them outside waiting for their turn to knock on the door or something.

The leader of the group drew his sword from his waist, "Alright chump, you're coming with us if you don't want to get hurt."

I looked down at his weapon, "Are you threatening me with that?"

"What if I am?"

I reached out my hand and summoned my own sword, extending it to its full length and hefting it over my shoulder.

"Mine's bigger," I told him simply. "You still want to go?"

He furrowed his brows, "It's not about the size, it's how you use 'em! Now come quietly or you're gonna regret it!"