Chapter 2

As i drift in darkness, i felt a slight tug to my body. That tug become fierce as time goes on. It felt like I'm being crushed by a flexible tube and pushes me out of it. A giant hand reached me and takes me out of that damn tube. As i am thanking the hand, the hand lift me up by my feet and spanked me so hard in my butt.

I cried as loudly as i can and was given to a giant woman. she kissed me and calmed me down while looking at my face. i opened my eyes and saw a woman that is in her mid 20's She have a brown shoulder length hair with a set of emerald eyes. she also have a pale fair skin with sweat all over her face and a c cup rack.

As i am analyzing her, something clicked in my mind. Wait don't tell me that i'm reincarnated by that devil? *Gasp* Wait, is that even possible? With every knowledge that i absorb, that is scientifically impossible! What is happening right now? Where did i get reincarnated to? Ok i need to calm down and assess every information i have. I am going to take actions depending on the informations i have.

Okay so i am a newly born child and the one looking at me is my mother i guess? Then next, where am i? I looked at my surroundings and i saw a white room filled with some medical equipments. I guess i am in a hospital right now, but at what exact place?'

As i am thinking that, the woman said weakly "I am going to name you Haru, Haru Shimura".

Hmmm.... So my new name is Haru Shimura huh? A japanese name? So i am reborn in japan? If that is true, at what time and place am i born? Is this still the earth i know? I hope I'm in an anime world, that would be cool hehehe.

My perspective change when i absorbed those crazy yet amazing Anime characters. I felt like i need to go to these worlds and explore them thoroughly to see what mysteries they holds. Experiencing the worlds is much more different than Seeing them through my memories. Well I will make that my Ultimate goal then!

I chuckled as i am thinking of what my future may hold. My giggles and chuckles brought smile to my new mother. She touched my hands as she started to cry from joy.

Suddenly i was lifted by a giant macho man. He have a long black hair with a full grizzly beard. He is wearing a super tight shirt showing off his bulging muscles. He looks like The Rock if nor for his beard and long hair.

He looked at me with love, excitement and care. He kissed me multiple times and his beard started touching my face and body in glory. I struggled with all my might because of the pain his beard gives me so i shouted "ahhh guu gaa gaga gu!" (no not the beard, not the BEARD, IT HURTS!).

The man laughed at my antics and said "Ha! This child of mine is full of energy. I am really sure that he will become a strong ninja just like my older brother Danzo! I hope he become a legend just like the First Hokage hahaha"

Woah woah woah wait, just wait for a second. Ninja? Danzo? Hokage? The macho man said stopped me from struggling and felt familiarity with them. The woman took me with a fast hand and protested "No! I don't want him to be a Ninja and die in the war. I want him to live the life he wants to be and be just like you!"

I don't know what is happening so i let this thing out. My head hurts from every memories i have in my head and it clouded my brain. Well what do you expect from a toddler's brain, it is still immature so i will let this go with the flow until my Brain adapts to my thinking process.

"Okay hun, no pressure here but i'm still going to teach him how to defend himself! I don't want him to die a ninja without a fight!" The macho man said to my mother.

Damn, even here parents still decide what future their child must achieved. I know every parents want their child to succeed but pressuring their child to bide with their wishes can limit their future and bring down their self confidence and independency! this is the reason why there are too many teenagers rebelling to their parent. I looked at them Debate while giving them a stinky eyes.

-Time Skip-

It has been a year since i am reborn in this world. I am looking at the clouds in our backyard as i am reminiscing everything that happened to my life. I am glad that i graduated to my pampers though i like my lazy routines like eating, poop, sleeping and repeat. I can always justify your lazy acts since I am child. Haayyss... I would like to become a child to eternity and be lazy all year round, oh wait i am a child right now hehehe.

I started to walk when i was 5 months old and started to talk when i was 6 months old, though i still talk in an awkward way due to my immature vocal cord. I also stopped my pampers dependency when i was 9 months old. Gosh, my pampers life is the most embarrassing story of my life, however it is fruitful with every information that i have learned.

When i was 5 months old, i learned that my mom is a civilian, my father is a weapon smith and we live in Konohagakure. This shock me to my core! i am reincarnated in naruto world! and not only that! my uncle is Danzo! that Danzo F*cking Shimura, also known as the Darkness of Shinobi (Yami no Shinobi).

My father dreamed to be a ninja just like my grandfather and support Konoha as much as he can. He wants to become a legend just like the first Hokage but he was born with small chakra pathway. He was devastated but my grandfather told him that he can still help konoha even if its in small actions. My grandfather meant in his words is to help ninja in their miscellaneous activities but my father misunderstood it and over analyzed every words he heard.

On his analysis, he saw that even though ninjas are strong, they still need good weapons so he started learning Weapon Smithing. He have great talent in it excelled into it later on. He created his own weapon smith shop after he got more famous in this industry. His Shop is currently the leading weapon shop in Konoha and everyone praise him for the quality of his weapons.

My uncle was taken to Konoha Academy and later on graduated. He was taken to Team Tobirama, the brother of the First Hokage, and bragged it to my father and grandfather. Lets just say that my father have a salty attitude and doubled the price of his weapon to my uncle. My uncle Danzo talked to my grandfather and later on created an agreement between my Father and my Uncle which stopped this small barter between them.

My Father met my Mother when he is 16 years old while he was relaxing in a Dango Shop near his shop. He was mesmerized by her emerald eyes so he mustered every courage he have to introduce himself. Later on, he courted her but been turned down different times. He still persisted and showed his determination that brought smile to my Mother. She answered her and their love bloomed more as time pass by. They married after 9 years of being in relationship and i am a fruit of their love. Damn, it still creeps me out imagining my parents doing it on the bed.

As i am talking with my Father when i am tenth months old about becoming a Ninja, my Uncle Danzo was listening in our back. He appeared beside us and scared my father to join our talk. We talked about my dream and my Uncle checked my chakra pathway and told me that i am the same like my father. He said the I have a small chakra pathway and I don't have a talent to become a ninja. My father cheered me up and told me to never give up and become a weapon smith just like him.

When i learned that i have a small chakra pathway, i was devastated and relieved at the same time. I don't want to be controlled by my Uncle and be part of his soon to be ROOT Program of his. I want to enjoy my life without being controlled just like Sai and Yamato.

I also learned at what timeline i am, this year is the 26th year that konoha has been founded. My Uncle Danzo is a Jonin ninja and Tobirama Senju and Hashirama Senju are still alive. No conflict in every Hidden villages is still happening.

The First Shinobi War still haven't started and i still have 8 years for it to start. I don't want to die and succumb to other people's wishes. I want to be on top just like some of those souls that i have absorbed, the only problem is that my chakra pathway system is to small for a ninja. I am having a hard time on what to do, i can die in any second here in this world if i am not strong. I also need to create a game plan for me to live and i must do it outside my uncle's radar.

I am in delema now wether i should pursue becoming Ninja. Well yes i think, i know i can make it with the help of my memories and by becoming like what Mighty Dai, Mighty Guy and Rock Lee did in the anime!