Rules and Purpose
(Chat)
I tried explaining that I'm genuinely telling them the truth that I am just an average Joe that doesn't have any special perks aside from getting to be a leader of the Group Chat!
But they won't believe me...why won't they?! Is telling the truth now means lying?
Blake "Guys...you know what screw you all, believe what you believe."
I decided not to bother explaining anymore, because it would be a waste of energy to explain some 'truth' to them, it's like the truth about me being ordinary is hard to swallow.
Now that we have introduced ourselves, isn't it time for the Group Chat to explain the rules? Like it says before?
As soon as I thought of it, the Group Chat started explaining.
[ Now that everyone has introduced themselves, now it's time for us to explain the 'rules' and 'purpose' of this group, first we shall explain the rules. ]
[ First Rule: No one should kill a fellow member and if any of you break this rule, there would be severe consequences and you don't try it. ]
[ Second Rule: Every member must respect the privacy of each other, if one of you force another to expose their secrets, you would be punished, however, there is an exception of this rule that is if the other party already knows your secrets then they won't be punished and they have the right to tell everyone about it, but for the sake of other member protection blackmailing is absolutely not allowed, and the punishment would be equivalent as the First Rule. ]
And the rest of the rules were explained after that, and honestly, I was relieved at the rules meaning, I and my other fellow members won't try to kill each other.
The person that should be glad of this is EMIYA, he would surely die if Lucifer is determined to kill him.
Echidna "Mhm, I'm quite satisfied with the rules, I have no problem following them."
Lucifer "Hmph, so I can't kill this jackass? Fine, you got lucky this time."
EMIYA "Hah, sure wannabe Satan!"
Jaune Arc "What a relief, I won't be forced to expose my secrets!"
I looked at Jaune's comment in amusement.
Blake "It's not like you have 'that' much of secrets anyway, unlike the others here."
The only secret of Jaune that is worth mentioning is the fact that he had forged a transcript to join Beacon and the other one is somewhat obvious, but no one made it official.
He's the father of his nephew Adrian, what do you expect? His elder sister Saphron is a female, her wife Terra is also a female, so it's fairly obvious Adrian came from Jaune.
So basically, he 'donated' his sperm to Terra, and boom! Adrian Cotta-Arc was born!
What a lucky bastard I say.
Jaune Arc "O-oh..haha..how much do you know about me?"
Blake "Nothing much, only a little bit of everything actually."
I smiled widely as I replied.
It's fun teasing him, I can already imagine how he would react, hahaha!
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(RWBY)
Seeing Blake's reply, Jaune's face became pale at the sight, he screamed internally. 'Does he know about my fake transcript?! So the others are telling the truth! He knew about us before we even introduced ourselves! He says he's an ordinary guy, but that's bullshit! There's no way he's normal! I should be cautious of our administrator, he's very dangerous.'
And the misunderstanding got bigger.
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(Chat)
Jaune Arc "Umm... please don't tell anyone about it."
I felt like something was wrong with Jaune, but I chose to ignore it.
Blake "Don't worry about it, I'm a reasonable guy unless it's necessary, I won't tell anyone about your secrets or blackmail you. I'm not Cardin Dickster, so your secrets are safe with me."
Jaune Arc "It's Winchester actually."
Blake "I know, but he deserved to be called such, he's a better jackass than EMIYA here."
EMIYA "Hey!"
Jaune Arc "That's true.."
After that, the Group Chat continued.
[ Now that we have finished explaining the rules, it's time for you to know the 'purpose' of the Group Chat, all of you were invited to do a 'job' for us, but don't worry we will reward you if finish the job, most of those jobs are eliminating a specific person or group that breaks the balance of the multiverse, we call them 'System Users' and 'Regressor' most of them are unreasonable, evil, arrogant if we left them alone they would surely cause irreparable damage to that certain universe, so that's why we invited you to do that for us because we couldn't interfere. ]
Seeing this my expression hardened, I was somewhat expecting this outcome, after all, nothing is free in the world. I already have my resolve. I have to do this, killing is a big deal for someone like me, but I have to if I want to survive because I can't quit now.
[ As you may have noticed, each of you is from a different reality, universes so it's unlikely you'll ever meet each other, but because of us it's possible, now each mission that you'll go in have different danger levels from F the lowest to EX the highest. ]
[ It won't be every day that you'll get missions, we'll just notify you if there is a mission available. ]
[ Now for the Group Chat extra functions, every day you'll receive 1 GP (Group Point), and you can spend it on the Group Shop, where you can buy anything as long as you have enough points, there are limitless things that you could find there. ]
[ There is also the Gacha with just 1 GP, you can get common items and a very small chance of getting a magic item, know that you can set how many points you'll spend each spin, for example, you can set 1000 GP per spin, then it is guaranteed that you'll get a magic item, a friendly reminder if you have a bad luck stop because it would ruin you instead. ]
[ Lastly the Livestream function, you can show your teammates whatever you want to show them, there is also a gifting function if you enjoyed the show why not reward them? ]
After the explanation, the group chat was silent for a few minutes, no one said anything because all of us were processing the information that we got from the Group Chat.
Surprisingly EMIYA was the first to text.
EMIYA "I don't mind because this is not that different from my job, except it has rewards, my hands are already dirty anyway, it would make no difference if I kill more, at least I won't be forced to do it."
Ah, that's right EMIYA did have a similar profession, no wonder he was the first to accept.
Lucifer "I too don't mind, lately, I've been bored. I'd like some vacation too, killing mortals isn't anything new to me, plus it says that we will receive a reward. I wonder what they are. It makes me curious."
Jaune Arc "Wait! Wait! You're all missing the point here! We are all from different realities?! What the! You're telling me you guys are not from Remnant?!"
I snorted at Jaune's reply, was he not worried about killing?
Blake "So, you're not bothered by the fact that we are going to kill people for our future missions?"
Jaune Arc "What?! Of course, I am! But it bothers me more that you guys are aliens!"
That's what worries him? Wait, does he think that all of us have tentacles or something? If that's what he thinks then what an idiot he is, all of us are humanoid, not that he's aware.
Echidna "It doesn't bother me that much, it just makes me curious, but killing hmm...if it helps me achieve my dreams I don't mind."
Echidna also made her resolve too, only Jaune did, but knowing him, he'll eventually resolve himself too.
Jaune Arc "No! I want to know if you guys have tentacles or not!"
I couldn't help but facepalm my face, of course, that's what he's worried about, pretty dumb if you ask me.
I have to answer this one.
Blake "Cease that nonsense imagination of yours, you're also an alien to us and for your information, we are all humanoid here, there are no tentacles at all."
Jaune Arc "No way I don't believe you!"
Of course, you don't, now it's time to use the Livestream function, but of course, it's not going to be me, my face is much average, I won't be showing mine soon I'm going to ask the others about this.
Blake "So, does anyone want to use the Livestream function to prove that we don't have tentacles?"
Lucifer "I'll do it, as I am curious how this function works."
I'm not gonna lie, this is making me excited for a reason, seeing a fictional character in their true real-life version, is very interesting to see.
[ Lucifer has opened a Livestream ]
Then after she opened the Livestream, she adjusted the camera and her appearance was shown.
A short demon girl with pale skin, red irises, a black arrow-tipped tail, and silvery-white hair. Her hair is long and worn tied at the end, with bangs kept in place by a black, spiked hairband. Her horns are white and jagged. She has narrow eyes, underneath her left eye is a mole.
She also wears a black suit with a red collared shirt underneath, complete with white gloves, a black tie.
This was Lucifer, a real-life version of her, and I have to be honest her face value is off the charts!
She's way too beautiful!
She had a face that he couldn't have imagined before seeing this.
Superstars? Idols? Models? None of them could match Lucifer's beauty! Because she is impossibly beautiful!
I couldn't help but say. "Damn... she's way past my expectations.."
In the Livestream, Lucifer stared at the camera and said.
"Mortals, can you all see me now? Now jackass, what did you say before? Satan is a guy? Look at me now!" Lucifer spread her arms wide as she let us see her marvelous form and I noticed behind her is a broken desk.
Seeing that, I couldn't help but think. 'So being called a man bothers her that much huh?'
(End-)
Lucifer's appearance is exactly Jaune type, except she ain't a snow angel, but a devil!
Screw Weiss! Washboard, wannabe Ice Queen!