Nutriboom

I thought about My answer to Jake's Question.

"Well, I'm Opening up a Think tank to help humanity fight off global threats like Famine and Global warming on my personal resort in Georgia and after I hired Pimento I asked him for suggestions on others that would be able to act as trainers for the small security force on the grounds he spoke very highly of your squad so I was thinking about Donating to the NYPD to have you put as trainers for procedures and tactics share real-life experiences that sort of thing I also know that Your Captain is up for Commissioner position so if things go well you guys would be sent for a little over a month to my resort giving him the time to focus on his candidacy I mostly am only shadowing you is because Even though Pimento is a good guy he can be a bit erratic and exaggerate so I wanted to see your skills in person," I tell them.

"Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Toit, Toit, Toit" Jake says that it seems like I caused him a little anxiety probably because he thinks The leave will start when his wedding is scheduled.

"Is Global Warming Even really an issue Pal and a fancy Lake resort who needs a Lake when you have a Bathtub Right Jake?" Boyle says in a slightly aggressive tone thinking I'm trying to steal his friend. Sensing Boyle's Jealousy Jake kind of meandered out a half negative have positive noise. I decided It was time to Butter Boyle up a bit I need to leave a good Impression.

"Well the lake is the Main Attraction but when it's all done it's going to be amazing I want Everyone who joins the think tank to live in comfort because A Happy Genius Works better There is going to be a restaurant on the Grounds That I am Hiring a world-class chef, A bowling lane, a movie theater, Assortment of boats to rent, I'm hoping that it will have everything a little town could need."

"Well, Looking past that let's talk about you guys, You both have Impressive records I was Particularly Astonished By How Boyle took Two bullets for another Officer in the line of duty THough I was Kind of angry when I found Pictures of you getting your medal of honor They upstaged you with a horse that's so disrespectful Don't get me wrong I love animals but you could have died and I was Saddened that even though they recognized the effort and sacrifice they thought it was less important than a horse," I tell him. He lightens up as I speak.

"I also was shot in the line of duty," Jake said maybe slightly jealous of the praise I'm giving to Charles.

"I know when you were in witness protection To catch The Butcher RIght? I also read a case where you tracked a perp to Atlanta after a severe accident that left your whole body broken That's some hard-core stuff" I told him which caused him to puff out his chest in pride.

"You know so much about us but we know nothing about you and what got you into the humanity saving bidness( I know it's Business but I'm trying to mimic the way jake says things a little off when he's having a conversation in like joking around manor.)" Jake asks me.

"Well, I had my own Company Swift co. Then my best Friend Kind of Betrayed me and strong-armed me into selling it after that I was kind of living the party lifestyle and then I met This Girl Named Alex She's in new york with me now BUt After I met her I decided to try to make the world a better place," I tell them. I finish Just as we Pull into a parking space at nutriservices. They both start to tear up at my semi-sad Story. Jake because It can easily be related to himself by the way he feels for Amy and his friendship with Boyle. Boyle because he's a sucker for anything even sort of sad.

We talk for a few more minutes they get sappy I zone out slightly. We get out and head into the building.

"Hello. Welcome to Nutriservices, I'm Angela, how can I heal you today." Says the attractive lady at the help desk. She is wearing a Creepy smile. I'm Half expecting her to say there is no war in Ba Sing Se. The conversation goes similar to canon.

"Hi Angela, Creppy Greeting, There was a bit of a mix-up and we need to cancel our nurti-contracts," Jake says.

"That's ok You just need to sign a few things," She says and takes a pause which jake chooses to prod Charles about how easy canceling it was."I'll also need 10,000 Dollars."

"What's that? I"m Sorry" Jake stammers out in suprise. She then explains why and it's completely ridiculous why would he pay for the last shipment if you were restocking it? Charles Buckles immediately and tries to pay the fine. Jake tries to stand up for himself.

"Angela" jake says then she interrupts him to ask 'How can I heal you today?' for the third time "Please stop saying that. You seem like a Perfectly pleasant robot person but there's no way we're giving you any more money."

"Ohh. Sorry for the misunderstanding. For the no Payment option, You just need to sign here." She tells them. She brings out a super shady Contract that seems almost like a slave contract 'Enrollment into nutricore'. Finally Jake pulls out the cop card This is the first noticeable change in her She almost seems like she is screaming for help the way her eyes look. As soon as it shows it's gone and the ever so pleasant robot woman is back.

'You signed a contract and that is binding No one gets special treatment Officer, not even jay" she says. They clear up who jay is the spokesmodel and fellow captive of nutriboom.

"Now I have to get back to work but allow me to introduce our complaint specialist This is Phil. He has been assigned to intimidate you." She says in the same Pleasant tone she has been maintaining throughout the conversation. That is when I choose to put in my own input.

"Section 240.30 legislative code states that intimidation falls under aggravated harassment of the second degree And as she directly admitted that his position is as such I think you guys have enough evidence to arrest These two Sure maximum sentencing is only a year and they probably have pretty good lawyers on behalf of nutriboom but Then we can use their trial as a platform to expose the obvious Corruption." I Stage whisper into both of their ears. Just loud enough for them to hear.

"No if we do it that way they will keep my contracts and drain me until THey go to jail and we would never be able to catch stovelman," Jake responds in the same whisper.

I think my knowledge of the future and newfound money might be getting in the way a bit. If it were me I wouldn't care that much they can only justify the charges Jake signed up for with the contract. They would be dead in three months but if it was a long legal battle they would just choose to drain Jake's account before they get caught just clean up the evidence and all the evidence they leave behind is the people whose lives nurtiboom ruined to take the blame.

As we walk out I send a text to Mrs. Koffner the woman that handled The sale of the oasis grounds and ask her if she could get the contact info of the stovelmans. Mrs.Koffner is highly connected I was sure if she didn't directly have the contact information of the stovleman's then she knew someone who knew someone from her firm who handled too much business in new york for them not to have crossed paths, especially for a company as big as nutriboom even if it is a scam.

"Hey, you guys seem to have this case handled sorry if I pulled the wrong move thinking you should arrest those guys I know they are probably witless victims to nutriboom. Maybe it would be better if I Stay around the precinct a bit. If the squad's cool with it maybe we can all get a drink later on me Do you have a specific place you guys go?" I asked. I asked them as we got out of their car at the precinct parking lot.

"Well, We usually go to Shaw's," Jake told me as We get onto the elevator. As we enter the bullpen I see Amy dodging her annoying New Amy.

"Sergeant Jeffords, would you be able to have that meeting?" I ask Terry.

"Oh? Yeah Sure All down with my paperwork anyway it'll be good to have a break." Terry Says Joyfully. We walk into the breakroom it's just us Scully and Hitchcock eating at their desk Rosa is out working a case. Holt is in his office Jake and Boyle are in the conference room getting Boyle into nurtiboom mode.

"So I hope not to take up to much of your time but I was hoping to tell you a bit about what I'm Doing here at the precinct and maybe offer you a position on my grounds if you want it But I know that will be a near impossible thing getting you from the NYPD." I tell him he nods a bit at home saying that was impossible not a great sign.

"The reason I'm here is because of Pimento Which I Suspect you already know. I hired him as a trainer for a small security force I'm having on my grounds in Georgia I bought a Catskills resort that HAd foreclosed since no one was visiting I plan to Build a Research facility that will be doing research into global threats to humanity We will be looking for markers for genetic diseases way to fix world hunger drought I'm Already assembling a team of the smartest minds in the world for this project." I tell him." I want you to join me because I need someone Strong, Smart, Disciplined, and capable to lead my security force especially if we come up with solutions to problems that rich corporations might want to put a hush on."

"Why do you want me why not pimento?" Terry Asks in a slightly tense voice.

"Pimento is a very strong and capable individual but he is erratic and has methods not suited as a leader. From what I've read and seen from other people I can get a brief outlook of who you are and I can see you would be perfect to lead my facility and I know Being a cop is a great way to help your fellow man but What I'm offering is long term If we even manage to solve one problem that is a current threat to humanity we could save millions I don't want you to answer now It looks like I will be pushing the 99 to at least train the remainder of my security force I'd rather you work with me while your squad works with me and after a month when you guys are heading back in early may You can give me your answer."

I feel bad for tricking him. The path is set though Holt won't be in command of the 99 after he hears the news about the commissioner. He will hear the news on The same day as Amy and Jakes's wedding That's on April 2nd If they come to the facility the 8th That gives any and jake a week to enjoy my grounds for a honeymoon and they can get through their holt issues which I can insist on helping him with maybe I could go to the mayor and make the claim that Kelly wants to go back to stop and frisk. Effectively keeping him on my grounds so that we can plan how we deal with kelly without disturbing the NYPD. That will let the new Security team get a week of training from the 99 before the apocalypse starts all the construction should end by April 8th and ill put any and jake on the opposite side of the lake so no one disrupts their honeymoon.

All I have to do is not give anything away for the next two months. I need to offer them the honeymoon and get holt when he feels depressed and tell him that his dream of commissioner is not over yet. I don't think that's going to help holt long term though since I have no way to get Kevin. I will have to make a plan maybe I can get JAke's dad to try to take the 99's family Or maybe After the first few days of training do what I am doing for the Modern Family Crew Grand opening And invite their families with a fun lake week. I bet I could tempt them With a very expensive wine tasting. I walk By Amy as I exit the break room I hold out my hand.

"Sergeant Santiago, Hello, I"m Damian Swift I was on a ride along with your fiance," I tell her she has a look of recognition.

"Yeah I know I saw you catch the pigeon, You aren't the Damian swift Of Swift co. are you?" She asks excitedly of course this nerd would know who I was.

"Formally I sold my company," I told her with a slight smile.

"I always loved your office supplies it was revolutionary." She tells me. I didn't even really remember a few easy projects But that was for an easy organization system not profit John must have got them patented.

"Yeah thank you" I say back to her. "I Don't know if you've heard but..." That's all I get out before jake blocks me probably worried about Amy finding out bout the whole nutriboom.

"Hey Ames I"M Gonna Borrow this Handsome son of a gun Brb." He says while dragging me away.

"WHAT Are you Doing?" Jake Asks in a loud tone.

"Calm Down Your Fiancee wasn't transferred when I put in the leave for the 99 so she is listed for training at my facility I just wanted to get to know her a bit before it's announced. I wasn't going to tell her about nutriboom"I tell him.

"Oh.. Hahahah Sorry for getting all yelly" Jake says.

"No problem I get your worried." I tell him. He then nods tell me to wait a moment and grabs roza they have an intense 10 second word match I guess I'm being shoved off to a new babysitter.

"Hello, I'm Detective Rosa Diaz," She says then we spend the next five minutes in silence.

"So... I heard you and PImento were engaged," I say to her.

"yes" she responds curtly that's when I decide to give up on the conversation altogether. I wait an hour after Jake and Boyle leave to decide to trail them on their case especially easily with the cloak. Though the sound-canceling Charm is very taxing on my MP to be truly undetectable. I make a call to also get some evidence of stovelman as soon as they get face-to-face with her.

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