1 Maximum effort

Max woke up in a dark void and the only thought going through his head was 'FUUUUUCK!' And it would surely be your only thought to if you died from a vending machine falling on you. Yep, he died for an expired pack of peanut M&Ms.

After Max exhausted himself with every curse word he knew he finally calmed down and tried to figure out where he is. "Hmmm let's see endless dark void,check, some how I'm still conscious, check, I'm transparent ,check, ok so then God's gonna be here any second."

And as soon as he finished saying that a bright light flashed and and old man popped up "Hello max" God says with a slightly guilty expression but before he can continue his sentence he's interrupted by Max shouting "goddamn do you really need to introduce your self with ~hmmm what's the right word oh~ a FUCKING FLASHBANG!!" " what do you even look like I can't tell on account of my sudden blindness" Max's transparent eyes seem to be burning with flames as he screams at God. After a quick healing session and a few apologies everything is sorted out.

"Ok so god let me get this straight I died because of you making a small mistake." Max said with a blank expression

"Yes" God said with a guilty face

"And now your gonna repay me."

"Yes"

"So how are you gonna do that?" With a questioning face Max asked

"Well I'll grant you three wishes as long as I can do it." Said God, when God said this Max's face lit up and he said "ok great so here are my wishes numero uno I want a symbiote with out its usual weaknesses and give it the power to evolve."

"Done" God said " Next allow me to travel the multiverse with my memories intact"

"Done" Max thought for a second and decided on his last wish "give me deadpool's healing factor."

"Done, well this is goodbye not that I'll miss you." God said while Max showed a hurt expression and said "wow I thought we really had a connection." God groaned and said "just leave" and Max said "gladly" as he opened a portal to a new world. But before he jumped in he mumbled "maximum effort" and disappeared through the portal.