short introduction.

"Why is it so dark?"Jon said, "Wait. Is that a white light?" Jon asked seemingly no one as a mysterious white light came closer and closer. As the light came closer he noticed it was a cube-like platform, and on this platform sat a throne, and on this throne sat a white being with no face. As Jon got closer, the being with no face started to to show a unnerving and large smile with pristine teeth. When Jon got close enough he instinctively walked onto the platform. "Jooooonnnn, my man my friend my pal," The being said with a creepy yet familiar voice, "finally you came." The being said with a satisfied tone. "Who are you!" Jon said with a demanding tone. Jon had seen things that would make grown men lose sanity, but this thing.. even Jon was barely able to keep calm. "Don't be so unfamiliar Jon. I am God. And I have a preposition for you." God said. Jon was not of faith, mostly because he's seen too much to believe there is a God, But he believed "this God". "Ok. What do you want from me?" Jon asked, "simple... I want you to assassinate Satan." God said, "Satan... The Satan... You want me to kill satan??" Jon asked. Jon has had crazy hit jobs before but this... this took the cake. "Yes. Satan. For thousands and thousands of years I've tried to get rid or kill that FUCKER... buuuuttt nothing worked... soooo imagine my surpirse when gabby (gabriel) tells ME their is a human who is THE best assassin he has EVER seen!?" God told Jon."SO kill him pwease!" God asked in a wannabe cute manor.

before Jon can answer he is thrown into space at light speed and enters the atmosphere of a planet similar to earth. But he doesn't crash he enters the belly of a woman giving birth. And darkness again. But he sees another light, but this time as it gets closer he can see the room of a royal castle. And he is born. a man picks him up and says "Its a healthy baby boy your majesty!" 'thank God i can understand them... literally?' . Jon could barely understand his situation, but from what he could gather he was reincarnated as a prince in who knows where. He also knew he could understand what they were saying. "Let me see my son." Said an unknown voice, but most likely the king. The king then is handed Jon, "PRINCE SAMUEL!" shouts the king. Jon for the first time has a father, and a name from a loving parent. "Yes i like that name sars!" says the queen." 'i have a family?' through all of the weirdness he has experienced in this past hour this was the one that hit the hardest.