3 wishes
All right. Wishes. Wishes. Let me think. I guess I should get the important stuff involving the wizarding world out of the way. My first wish is to have unlimited magic or mana.
"Sorry. No can do. best I can give you an immense talent in growing and using magic. If you did have unlimited mana, there would be problems for both me and you" God claims with an apologetic expresion.
Thats fine. I mean it also makes sense. If I had unlimited magic I would be destroyed because my body can't adapted or contain it. Didn't think of that till now. I should really think my wishes through more. Oh well.
For my second wish, I would like a personal dimension with the following capabilities:
·I can bring anyone and anything I want into it
·One day of training in there is like 100 years of training ( This is not time dilation)
·I can conjure up fake sparing partners
·I can't die in the dimension nor can anyone I bring.
·knowledge from the harry potter world is in the dimension
"Hmm." God had a contemplating look. " The only things that I have a problem with is the 1 day to 100 years and knowledge. What I can do is change the 1 day to 100 years to 1 day to 50 years. It may not seem like much of a difference, but to me, it is. The knowledge will have to be done away with. Instead, I'll change it so that when training a certain subject knowledge will be input into you mind after a certain time. This also works with the 1 day to 50 year training."
Even with the shortened time and knowledge, this still gives me an advantage. An outrageous advantage. Allright. Now, my third wish will be a Creation skill. so that I can make anything I want.
"Sorry. Can't do that. Thats way over the limit. I will instead give you a creation skill but only pertaining to a single universe. Even thats pushing it." God explained.
Hmm. I guess creation is too overpowered. I mean I could create skills like reality warping or maybe do a thanos snap without any training or hardship. I don't really want hardship, but I know that it is sometimes necessary.
Now which universe should I choose. The wizarding world isn't that powerfull compared to universes like dragon ball or marvel. So those would be overkill. You know, I always liked star wars. Yeah. Star wars. I'll choose that. Even though they can destroy planet, I just want the motherfuckin force. Its mostly for entertainment. (I didn't choose any anime because I'm a not that knowledgeable with them)
"I can allow star wars, but I will take away any creation of things like death stars or battle cruisers. They are too massive and unnecessary to the harry potter world."
Reasonable. I'm already overpowered so I won't have a problem with anything in harry potter. But just in case, my fourth wish is to have de-buff immunity that I can also give to others. This way if I get the force or even use magic involving the dark side, I won't be affected with negative emotions taking over or losing my sanity. Also I get poison immunity so thats a plus.
"Done." Was all God said. Cool.
My fifth wish is for an overly advanced phone with the following capabilities:
·Connected to the internet from my old world
·Has a projector function for movies
·Enlarged volume control
·Infinite battery power
·Unbreakable
This will help me with information like what happens in canon harry potter or info about star wars. God nods at me so I guess that wish is okay. I was half expecting he wouldn't because this is an overpowered item. Especially with all the chaos it could bring if I showed the wrong people the movie harry potter.
with all these overpowered wishes I can probably move on to simple ones. I mean what more would I need. With the force and the dimension, I could disintegrate anyone with starkillers ability that I don't know the name of. My sixth wish will just be that even when I eat too much or don't exercise, I will never lose my figure. I can still exercise and gain abbs but I can't ever lose them.
"Allright" God approves.
Seventh wish will be... Hmm. What should it be? How about a good and stable background. This way I won't be in an abusive house or anything. Though If I was, I could just go in my dimension and train the force to flout and other shit.
"Thats a good choice. If you hadn't wished for it, your family would have been random. So there was a possibility of that happening." God exclaims. Phew. Dodged a bullet there.
For my eighth wish, I'll go with ultimate healing magic. From major wounds, mental disorders and cancer. I would like to heal them all.
"That one is no problem. And quite commendable." God agreed with a growing smile. Uh. His teeth are too white. It's blinding.
Ninth wish will be...UM...Having all the powers that wolverine has without it affecting my wizarding capabilities. Born with or given. This way I get his adamantium skeleton. And I wont have his anger issues because of my de-buff immunity. Honestly, I'm going for cool powers now. With the force I could be one of the strongest beings of that world. And come on, metal claws are cool.
"That can be done. But I will take away some abilities like the Phoenix force. Also You will start out with a bone skeleton till five. At age five, be prepared for immense pain and get in your dimension. You will get accustomed to the adamantium poison in about 5 hours in the dimension." God said.
Hold up! When the hell did logan get the Phoenix force? I'm going to have to look up his powers later when I get my phone. He might have powers that I never knew he had.
God interrupted my thought by saying, "Alright. One last wish and you will be sent to your new home."
Right. The last wish. You know, I'm a generous guy. So for my last wish, I would like the ability to give and take activated x-genes. The x-gene can give random powerful abilities. But I would like it so that the x-genes I give will not have any visual changes like growing horns or unusual skin color. Also when I make x-genes, they won't have any mental deffects. These x-gened won't effect anybody with magic abilities either. Like, If I give a wizard an x-gene, They can still use magic.
" That's fine. Now with that being your last wish, Its time for you to go and enjoy your new life." said God as he/she waved his hand plunging me into darkness.
