WHAT THE FORK?
{}=Narrator in MC POV
[ ]=System in MC POV and Narrator POV
" "=Speech
' '=Thought
In the town of Snowdin, a skeleton wearing a blue unzipped jacket, black shorts and slippers can be seen roaming around the town. The town was awfully quiet, the unknown skeleton kept walking forwards passing by all the buildings, he then stopped infront a building which had the name Grylby's written on it.
The skeleton slowly entered the building and found that it was empty and there seems to dust everywhere, he slowly walked towards what seems to be a counter and sat on one the chairs, he grabbed a bottle of ketchup from his jacket and starts drinking it. After the skeleton finished drinking his ketchup, he gets up from his seat and left the.
He started walking again until he reached Snowdin Forest. He then suddenly stopped infront of what looks like a pile of dust with a red scarf on top of it. The skeleton slowly bends down and picks up the scarf from the ash.
A tear falls from the skeleton's eye as he begins to hug the scarf tightly. After a few minutes the skeleton got up from the ground and wears the scarf around his neck and begins to walk again.
While this was happening a dumb retard was buying QWASO from a grocery store. The retard heads towards the exist of the grocery store trying to leave until he was stopped by the cashier, "Sir, you have to pay for that." said the cashier. The retard holds his forehead and started to speak, "Oh my, damn, I totally forgot. I did bring not my wallet with me, so can you please let take this home first then will return with my wallet to pay you."
The cashier looked at the retard as if looking at a murderer and says, "Sir, I can't allow that. First, I don't know you and you may not return and just run off with the QWASO. If you do not put the QWASO back I will be forced to call the police."
The retard then looks at the cashier and then swiftly with his hand delivered a karate chop aiming for the cashier's neck. But then a song from the anime Jojo starts playing as the cashier blocks the attack. "Omae wa mou shindeiru." "Nani?" *BOOM*, that was the last thing the retard heard before he lost consciousness.
As the retard gained back his consciousness, he then slowly started to his eyes, and saw that the sky or ceiling was white? The retard had a tremendous headache, while holding his head with one head and using to other to push himself up, he slowly gets up to only tumble back to the ground, as the retard was in a sitt-
Retard:"Hey, who called me a retard? I am not a retard just I am just stupid." he said with an angry voice. As if he was hearing me narrate what he was doing, he looks around confused trying to find where the mysterious voice was coming from. "Whoever you are stop narrating me. And show yourself." No, anyways the retard seems to be angered by something that I do not know cause he is too stupid to be read, he quickly stands up and looks around to see that he is in a white void.
"Hey mysterious voice, am I dead?" What an idiot to not know he is dead, as the cashier had blown his body to oblivion after he had tried to steal the Croissant with his awful acting. "The cashier killed me? Who was he God?" the retard said expecting a reply, as the retard then proved how stupid he is by questioning if the cahier was God, but in truth the cashier was non other than me as I possessed his body to rid the world of this retard.
The retard looks upward with a look that said 'F*** you', as the retard was looking up a creature mode of pure black matter came into existence beside the retard, as if sensing a presence to his left, the retard looked to his left and saw the creature looking at him as if he was looking at his prey, a malicious could be clearly sensed from the creature at it leaped towards the retard.
The retard was quick to act as he narrowly dodged the creature, but his clumsy ass tripped and fell onto his butt, the creature then jumped at the retard again, right as he was about to reach the retard a blinding light shot towards the creature erasing him from existence. It would be troublesome if his soul were to get eaten by that monster, the blast was shot by none other than I the great narrator.
[MC POV]
'WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT?' I thought, {As I was about to speak I heard a mechanical voice in my head}, [Requirements for reincarnation has been fulfilled. Host please choose a world.] {I can clearly tell that this voice is different from that annoying voice that keeps calling me a retard.} "STOP CALLING ME A RETARD, MY NAME IS GREY."
{I shouted, expecting someone to hear me even though there is no one to hear me, but this was considered normal because I am a retard. I couldn't help myself but be angry at those remarks of the mysterious voice calling me a retard again.}
[Host please choose a world to reincarnate into.] 'So this reincarnation thing is real and I can choose which world I go into, cool. But which world should I go to?' {I sat and started to think deeply while pinching my chin with my right hand.} "I have decided, reincarnate me into the world of Undertale please."
[Acknowledging request, commencing reincarnation process. The host has been provided five wishes, please wish wisely.] {As soon as I heard the five wishes part a question popped into my mind.} "System, when I reincarnate, who or what will I reincarnate as?"
[Host will reincarnate into a monster that suits his personality most.] "Ok, but who is it?" [Calculating.... Calculation Complete. Host will reincarnate as Flowey the flower.]
"WHAT? I don't want to reincarnate as Flowey." [Then the host can use one wish to choose his avatar to reincarnate into.]
The words of the system made me relieve, and then started to think which character to reincarnate into, after about 10 hours of thinking I decided and had also figured out what I should wish for. "System, reincarnate me as Sans the skeleton."
Meanwhile that was happening, in another universe, the same skeleton can be seen standing infront of a child in a hall called The Judgement Hall. The child wore a blue and pink striped sweater and black pants, the child also seemed to be holding a đȘ. The skeleton looked at the child and said, "Heya, you've been busy, huh?" Silence, "...So I got a question for ya? Do you think even the worst person can change? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try.....?" *step*
"Do you wanna have a bad time? Cause if you take another step forward you are REALLY not going to like what happens next." *step* "Welp, I warned ya, sorry old lady this is why I don't make promises. It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this kids like you..... S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G IN H E L L."
[MC POV]
I open my eyes and see that it is already noon, I slowly get up from bed and took a look at my hands to see two skeletal hands instead of you normal ones. "So that was not a dream and I actually got reincarnated." [Good morning host.]
Hope y'all enjoyed it, I am gonna try to actually be more concentrated on this and I will try not to drop it too soon. Thanks y'all for reading have a good day. And thanks to all who donated a power stone.