Meet the friends

*Ding dong*

Break? Class Felt 20 minutes long only

Yamato:Matsu matsu come on we have tater tots today

Yukito:TOTS?

Yukito sprints at the hall way

They got into the hallway and sprinting they

*CRASH*

*KAPAW KICK PUNCH SLAM*

Minato:WATCH WHERE YOUR WALKING and the tator tots are out of stock btw if you were running for them

Yamato and yukito beaten cant speak but their clearly sad

They go to get their food

Matsumoto:ill get a chicken sandwich with a water bottle

Chef:got it cooked

Minato:tofu

Chef:and?

Minato:2 tofus

Chef:just tofu?

Minato:yea

Yamato:two tofus 3 large kamican 2 chicken sandwiches a burger protein shake small fries mashed potatoes ribs lentil soup and thats it

Chef:wanna heart attack aswell?

Yamato:oooo how does it taste like? I wanna try it sounds yummy

Chef:uh watevs

Yukito:yamato u should eat less your beautiful muscle are gonna fade away if u keep it up anyway gimme a chicken sandwich mashed potatoes fries and 1 kamican

Chef:Ok got it

*Chef serves meals*

Yamato:aaaah im so hungry can i have some of yours yukito

Yukito:no way bro you have so much

Yamato:but i want more 👉👈😊

Yukito:no

Yamato:🥲

Yukito:watevs anyway you guys got anything to do after uni

Minato:i know how about we go to the ARM

Yamato:oh what is that?

Minato:its a photo machine that after taking pics gives highlights of your body and rates 1/100 based on how many people find you sexy

Matsumoto:well thats stupid how would the machine know i mean its just a machine non human cant know human attraction

Minato:just shut up and go you cry baby

Matsumoto:fine but im telling you its bs

Yamato:i hope i get a good rating

Yukito:i say you're 100 thats my rating 🥵🥵🥵(♥ω♥*)

Yamato:oh thanks but why are you panting?

Minato: he's clearly thinking about you Yamato

Yamato:oh thanks yukito😃

Yukito:anytime yamato

Minato:that's not what i-whatevs

*3 hours later*

Matsumoto:Ok uni is over for today lets go and be done with that ARM thing

*10 minutes later*

Minato:oh we are here,ok so it says in instructions, pay 2$ ,then go in take 1 photo with neutral face, 1 frowning, 1 smiling,type your name in then your voice will be recorded,and you will be asked to say a random line,then get out and the rating and photos will be produced

*30 seconds later*

Minato:ok now lets see lets go

Rating:-

You have a slim petite body, your breasts are small but they are there

Your eyes are electric blue, your jaw line is not too rounded but not straight,

your hair is slicked back, and reaches your shoulders and its black

Voice:stereotypical japanese feminine voice

Height:your 5.5 ft 1.6 meters

Accessories: you wear interesting looking glasses

Minato your rating is 76/100,your the traditional looking girl but with nice eyes

And you are japanese

your glasses and short height plus stereotypical voice deduct points

Minato:i guess thats good

Yukito:my turn

*30 seconds later*

Rating:-

Yukito you have a skinny slouchy body,

Your eyes are brown typical,and your jawline is straight

Your hair is short on the sides and your hair is swept to the side and long enough to reach your ears

Voice:deep and quiet

Height:5.11ft

Accessories:you have a black circle earlobe and round glasses

Yukito Your rating is 86/100

A good rating but since u dont exactly reach 6ft u get deducted points and the fact your skinny aswell

yukito:this is sum bullshit

Minato:how do you have a better rating than me?

Yamato:yea isnt skinny a good feature

Yukito:*GASP*you like it!!? (❤o❤)

Yamato: nah i prefer Obese so i can train him

Yukito internally dies

Yamato:anyway my turn

30 seconds later

Rating:-

Yamato

Youire muscular with large breasts buttox your hair is brown and your skin is tan

Height:6.3ft

Voice:perfectly balance

Accessories:non

Your rating is 10/100

Being a muscular woman is completely unattractive and you are too tall

Yamato:oh ok 🥲🥲🥲

Yukito: i think you are hot-i mean you look pretty

Yamato:*GASP* oh thank yooouuuu

Yamato proceeds to hug yukito smooching his face into her breasts and starts to jump in happiness,yukito nose bleeds

Yukito starts day dreaming,about things i cant discuss,

*CRACK*

but that immediately stops when he feels immense pain in his neck

Yukito:wait yamato stop stop

Yamato:oh what is it? *GASP* OH IM SO SORRY

Yamato fractured yukitos neck

Yamato ran off carrying yukito

Yamato:I'LL BE BACK IM TAKING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL

Minato: well as their doing that u should go for it

Matsumoto:oh yea whatevs lets make it quick

*30 seconds later*

Rating:-

Your eyes are silver,your hair is normal and generic

Height:6ft

Voice:perfectly balanced

Accessories:basic glasses a gentlemanly suit and gentlemenly shoes

Your rating is 100/100

WOW THATS A NEW RECORD YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT SINGLE NOTHING UGLY ABOUT YOU PLEASE MARRY ME

Matsumoto:good enough

Minato:THATS YOUR REACTION your never impressed are you?

Matsumoto:i guess not lets meet at the donut muncher tomorrow ok?

Minato:ok then its a plan hope yukito is alright hey matsu how about we go home together

Matsumoto:sure

*10 minutes later*

Minato:its really dark and its raining really heavily luckily i brout my umbrella with me get next to me you will get wet oh theres a vending machine matsu just a sec i wanna buy tofu

*minato buys a tofu pack and a bottle of water*

Matsumoto:why do you like tofu so much?

Minato:i dunno it actually tastes terrible but i just eat it

Matsumoto:that is strange anyway lets get going

Minato:yea we dont wanna be late

*2 minutes later*

They arive at minatos apartment building

Matsumoto:so this is where you live?

Minato:yea its trashy but i like it it does its job anyway you should get going its getting late you shouldnt be out here at night matsu but are you sure you are safe going alone

Matsumoto:yea i should be alright its not that late

Minato: before you go heres my umbrella dont wanna get sick

Matsumoto:oh Arigato Guzaimasu Minato i will return it tomorrow

Minato:hai hai dont forget tomorrow cafe downtown

Matsumoto:i will not forget goodbye Minato

Minato:byeee 👋

*5 minutes later*

Matsumoto:here it is

Matsumoto gets his keys and opens the door than a water bottle comes flying

*SLAM*

Matsumotos dad:go get me a tofu pack and get off the floor

Matsumoto gets up

Matsumoto:yes dad

Matsumoto as he walk away starts to tear up

Matsumoto:why should i put up with this i dont wanna what do i do?*sob* *deep breath* well i guess theres nothing i can do

*Matsumoto buys the tofu and gets back to his house*

Matsumotos dad:what took you so long what

Matsumotos dad snatches the tofu from Matsumoto and goes to his room to sleep

Matsumoto goes to his room

Matsumoto:i wonder what relationship Minato yukito and yamato have with their parents i miss mom i cant be late for university tomorrow

*Matsumoto goes to sleep*